Inter Ma Lamb Fc

[The Boofon]

What is this all about then?

 

I've never noticed this forum before.

 

What's it all about?

[Bobby Connor]

It's aboot Inter Ma Lamb FC Boof. Zig asked for a dedicated forum for them and then did fuck all with it.

[The Boofon]

It's aboot Inter Ma Lamb FC Boof. Zig asked for a dedicated forum for them and then did fuck all with it.

 

WHo are they though and where do they play?

 

I should have asked that first time round.

[Bobby Connor]

WHo are they though and where do they play?

 

I should have asked that first time round.

 

Team of Aberdeen fans. I think they play in a London based league. They're far better than the official AFC.

 

*edit* got them mixed up with London Dons. See Roberto below.

[zig-a-zig-ah]

Be as well bin this forum BC, club is just about deid.

[tup]

Be as well bin this forum BC, club is just about deid.

 

Could always start an Outer Ma Lamb FC forum I suppose.

[The Boofon]

Could always start an Outer Ma Lamb FC forum I suppose.

 

 

I'm centre forward.

 

30 goals a season guaranteed even if the season is only 2 games long.

[tightbreeks]

i played for them once, away at airdrie! it was about 7-7! ace fun.

 

section b, wank wank wank!

[tommo1903]

I'm an excellent football player, probably the best on here by a mile.

 

I'll gladly play.

[tightbreeks]

i like the manatee, rumpus. he looks like my kind of manatee.

 

let the wild rumpus begin!

[tightbreeks]

[tommo1903]

I doubt that. Ridiculous statement.

 

 

 

I was once told by no other than Jim Leighton that I had a superb left foot.

 

I have an even better right foot. I can guarantee that.

[Ke1t]

I doubt that. Ridiculous statement.

 

 

 

I was once told by no other than Jim Leighton that I had a superb left foot.

 

Pffft.. Willie Miller once suggested I fuck off at Goals.

 

I think he was just tired.

[tommo1903]

Utter bollocks.

 

 

 

Pele once told me I was an undiscovered George Best

 

I don't care what Steve Patterson thought of you. He was an alcoholic, comparing you to another alcoholic.

 

Lionel Messi and I had a nutmegging competition, where we played a game and seen how many Real Madrid players we could nutmeg in 90 minutes.

 

I won by 14.

[The Boofon]

I don't care what Steve Patterson thought of you. He was an alcoholic, comparing you to another alcoholic.

 

Lionel Messi and I had a nutmegging competition, where we played a game and seen how many Real Madrid players we could nutmeg in 90 minutes.

 

I won by 14.

 

Nutmegging isn't his strongest discipline and would have been extra difficult for Messi due to the language barrier.

 

Every time you megged him you'd shout "Nuts" and he wouldn't understand what you were on about and therefore would have put him off.

 

What's Spanish for "Nuts"?

[tommo1903]

Nutmegging isn't his strongest discipline and would have been extra difficult for Messi due to the language barrier.

 

Every time you megged him you'd shout "Nuts" and he wouldn't understand what you were on about and therefore would have put him off.

 

What's Spanish for "Nuts"?

 

I speak fluent Spanish. It was his game and his rules.

 

We went for a pint afterwards but he didn't have his I.D. with him so he had to stick to orange juice.

 

EDIT: I didn't meg Messi, learn to read you tube.

[The Boofon]

I speak fluent Spanish. It was his game and his rules.

 

We went for a pint afterwards but he didn't have his I.D. with him so he had to stick to orange juice.

 

EDIT: I didn't meg Messi, learn to read you tube.

 

 

Simple error.

 

Point still stands.

 

Messi doesn't speak Spanish.

 

He speaks Rioplatense Spanish which has intonation patterns that resemble those of Italian dialects, and differ markedly from the patterns of other forms of Spanish.

 

He wouldn't have had a fucking clue what you were babbling about.

[tommo1903]

I speak fluent Spanish It was his game and his rules.

 

We went for a pint afterwards but he didn't have his I.D. with him so he had to stick to orange juice.

 

EDIT: I didn't meg Messi, learn to read you tube.

 

 

Simple error.

 

Point still stands.

 

Messi doesn't speak Spanish.

 

He speaks Rioplatense Spanish which has intonation patterns that resemble those of Italian dialects, and differ markedly from the patterns of other forms of Spanish.

 

He wouldn't have had a fucking clue what you were babbling about.

 

At no point did I say I didnt speak Rioplatense Spanish.

 

As it says in bold, it was his game, and his rules. We both understood what to do.

 

 

I can speak 15 different languages. The reason I didn't turn pro as a footballer is that I was disgusted at the way the game is run.

[The Boofon]

At no point did I say I didnt speak Rioplatense Spanish.

 

As it says in bold, it was his game, and his rules. We both understood what to do.

 

 

I can speak 15 different languages. The reason I didn't turn pro as a footballer is that I was disgusted at the way the game is run.

 

I'm impressed.

 

 

So the fact you are a rotund ginger gype with the energy levels of a sloth on benefits didn't have any bearing on you turning pro?

 

Can you speak French?

[tommo1903]

I'm impressed.

 

 

So the fact you are a rotund ginger gype with the energy levels of a sloth on benefits didn't have any bearing on you turning pro?

 

Can you speak French?

 

I wasn't rotund then, and i'm strawberry blonde

 

I can speak French.