Little Mix

[Bobby Connor]

Any of them you wouldn't pump?

 

 

The little fat faced one would get it last but with a smile on my face. Just keep yer fat gob shut!

[Dynamo]

Blondie first.

[Big Man]

From left to right:

 

Yes, No, Yes, No fuckin way.

[OddJob]

Bit harsh Big Man if i'm being honest, i think the lass Jesy isn't that bad, does tend to wear a bit too much make-up like but seems to get a bit too much negative press which is a bloody shame.

[RUL]

I'd probably only do the blonde one sober and after one drink i'd do them all.

[OneBeboMaguire]

Blonde first then any order with a few pints

[E-P-K]

All of them, excluding the ET / Jabba the hut look-a-likey.

 

The second coming of the Spice Girls, well they certainly have a scary one.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Who the fuck are Little Mix????

Surely Little Minx would have better name?

A poor man's Saturdays.

Yuk.

[fine-n-dandy]

Any of them you wouldn't pump?

 

 

The little fat faced one would get it last but with a smile on my face. Just keep yer fat gob shut!

 

 

Wouldn't shag the Mrs Piggy on the right (Pig 'n' Mix) the one with a face like a bowling ball.

 

Well I wouldn't admit I shagged her at least.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Shit, just seen the title that says X Factor champions.

 

Given this is the case in a few months they will either:

- make loads of money, lose weight, go under the knife and come out stunning

- fade into obscurity because, and I'm hazarding a guess here, they sound shite?

 

I remember watching a programme about Girls Aloud once and a journalist said that when they won they looked like normal girls that most blokes thought they could realistically have a chance with. Now look at them.

[Bobby Connor]

Shit, just seen the title that says X Factor champions.

 

Given this is the case in a few months they will either:

- make loads of money, lose weight, go under the knife and come out stunning

- fade into obscurity because, and I'm hazarding a guess here, they sound shite?

 

I remember watching a programme about Girls Aloud once and a journalist said that when they won they looked like normal girls that most blokes thought they could realistically have a chance with. Now look at them.

 

Which ones would you 'do' MDAL?

 

The blonde number goes without saying and in my personal opinion the fat one is quite sexy with decent chebs.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Blondie and maybe the one on the left at a push.

 

Despite being twice their age probably I'm bonnier than the other 2 so they wouldn't get a look in.

[Bobby Connor]

Blondie and maybe the one on the left at a push.

 

Despite being twice their age probably I'm bonnier than the other 2 so they wouldn't get a look in.

 

You only engage in lesbian shenanigans with chicks who are ulgy?

[heppy1]

Blondie and maybe the one on the left at a push.

 

Despite being twice their age probably I'm bonnier than the other 2 so they wouldn't get a look in.

 

ive seen you and your nae

[Tommy]

ive seen you and your nae

 

 

Heppy!

 

 

I'm on her side.

[Bobby Connor]

They all have a lot of hair. That's fine. Fatty has gone too far though, she looks a bit like Chewie. Hopefully keeps her muff in order.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Fuck you Heppy you are bitter because I rejected your advances.

Thanks Tommy

 

Lesbian or not I could only 'do' people I fancy. I could fancy blondie and the one on the left if I was that way inclined. The girl with the stupid hair that looks like half cancer patient and half mop can get to fuck and the girl on the right I'm sure I saw her getting fucked by a woman in Animal Farm once.

[Bobby Connor]

Fuck you Heppy you are bitter because I rejected your advances.

Thanks Tommy

 

Lesbian or not I could only 'do' people I fancy. I could fancy blondie and the one on the left if I was that way inclined. The girl with the stupid hair that looks like half cancer patient and half mop can get to fuck and the girl on the right I'm sure I saw her getting fucked by a woman in Animal Farm once.

 

 

[heppy1]

Fuck you Heppy you are bitter because I rejected your advances.

Thanks Tommy

 

Lesbian or not I could only 'do' people I fancy. I could fancy blondie and the one on the left if I was that way inclined. The girl with the stupid hair that looks like half cancer patient and half mop can get to fuck and the girl on the right I'm sure I saw her getting fucked by a woman in Animal Farm once.

:hysterical:

[Dandie1992]

I'd make them fight their opposite number in The Saturdays in lingerie mud wrestling and create a girl-super-group-sex-orgy out of the winners.

 

Barring Frankie Sandford, she is allowed a bye to make up for the extra member.

 

May rig the fight against the fat one, but depends on how much I'd had to drink, as being overlord and judge of the lingerie mud wrestling is thirsty work...which is precisely why Frankie Sandford is walking around serving drinks in the Princess Leia costume/Jabba the Hut scene outfit kind of thing. Condition of her bye I'm afraid.

[DD1903]

From the left...

 

3 yeses and a 'aye, go on then' for the chubby one. The one on the left is my favourite, closely followed by blondie - think that's a bad picture of them though

[BrianFaePerth]

It just goes to show how racist and homophobic the Great British Public are that thon poofy wog didna win

 

 

As for the burds, only the blonde.

[The Boofon]

It just goes to show how racist and homophobic the Great British Public are that thon poofy wog didna win

 

 

As for the burds, only the blonde.

 

I agree with Cheesepipes. The blonde and the fatty would both get it bonnie.

[360]

Hmm...

 

 

But seen as though this is the BBC, I would execute her in front of her family.

 

Also, the one with stupid hair is my favourite.

[ollie1903]

I would drill every single one of them

 

Even the one that looks like Kermits plump sister

[robbo]

Any of them you wouldn't pump?

 

 

The little fat faced one would get it last but with a smile on my face. Just keep yer fat gob shut!

 

what, this one?

 

[360]

 

Not my work.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

Not my work.

 

[weemackie]

They'd all get pumped. Especially the fat one

[paulkaneatemyhamster]

2 out of the 4 without a doubt.

 

The other 2, yeah, maybe with a bit of stella fuleing, why not.

 

It's not as if they're god awfully ugly is it ?