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Ke1t Grand Master

Ke1t

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I reckon ad-mad would be "the Independent" while The Hat would be a cross between "The Star"/"Daily Mail"/"Sunday Post".

 

Thoughts?.....

 

I think Mad would be Particularly Dull Chartered Accountants Annual Report and Ledger, and AFC Chat would be The Fucking Awesome Gazette of Total Fucking Awesome Daily Yeah!

 

Neither of those are real newspapers.

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AFC Chat is funnier than the Daily Mash.

 

When I'm logged on in any case.

 

I would say we would need to be a paper that had tits in it, as there are several paps on here of an afternoon.

 

Aberdeen Mad is like the Guardian - up itself, the Editor being the chief exponent of sickening soundbites about just how neat and tidy his site is. These lads probably have allotments, and grow marrows and shit, and compare them, so on a Sunday they would have to be the Post, boring as fuck, apart from the letters page, which is absolutely amazing every week, jaw-droppingly inane is the order of the day, the twee cunts editing it little realising that they are sending themselves up bigtime.

 

A wifie loses a cross-stitch pattern at a coffee morning in Banchory, so she writes into the paper for therapy.

 

Donstalk is the Depressing Journal, hardly worth reading, and aimed at a niche market, fairmers and deeply religious Calvinist types, who have no time whatsoever for anything non-serious, like Gordon Brown who I imagine reads the Kirkcaldy equivalent.

 

'Chimney fire in Keith!' Screams the front page headline.

 

'Wifie who lost her false teeth in a bakers in Lossiemouth eighteen years ago is miraculously re-united with them. They still fit! Says Agnes'

 

 

 

'Who gives a fuck' says the rest of the world.

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The Boofon Grand Master

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AFC Chat is funnier than the Daily Mash.

 

When I'm logged on in any case.

 

I would say we would need to be a paper that had tits in it, as there are several paps on here of an afternoon.

 

Aberdeen Mad is like the Guardian - up itself, the Editor being the chief exponent of sickening soundbites about just how neat and tidy his site is. These lads probably have allotments, and grow marrows and shit, and compare them, so on a Sunday they would have to be the Post, boring as fuck, apart from the letters page, which is absolutely amazing every week, jaw-droppingly inane is the order of the day, the twee cunts editing it little realising that they are sending themselves up bigtime.

 

A wifie loses a cross-stitch pattern at a coffee morning in Banchory, so she writes into the paper for therapy.

 

Donstalk is the Depressing Journal, hardly worth reading, and aimed at a niche market, fairmers and deeply religious Calvinist types, who have no time whatsoever for anything non-serious, like Gordon Brown who I imagine reads the Kirkcaldy equivalent.

 

'Chimney fire in Keith!' Screams the front page headline.

 

'Wifie who lost her false teeth in a bakers in Lossiemouth eighteen years ago is miraculously re-united with them. They still fit! Says Agnes'

 

 

 

'Who gives a fuck' says the rest of the world.

 

Senga is a popular name down in weegie land. It's Agnes backwards and was thought to be a good way of naming children after grandmothers without using an old fashioned name.

 

As you were.

 

A Hearts forum would surely be the Salvation Army's "Young Soldier"

 

More like a porn mag than a paper for those peados down Gorgie.

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