The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Blaming the driver but personally I think they're barking up the wrong tree. Yule tide logs Link to comment
Henry Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Oak-ay, that's plenty on the puns now. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 Oak-ay, that's plenty on the puns now. I knew you'd be up for this. The Special Branch have been drafted in. Anyone else got acorn-y pun? Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Oak-ay, that's plenty on the puns now. I hear they've called in Special Branch. Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 We have a mystery person known as the "phantom logger" at my work, leaves a log in the toilet the thickness of your wrist and around 10" long, it doesn't flush and needs broken up with a stick. When it happens word spreads like wildfire, people come up and say.....the phantom has struck!! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 I hear they've called in Special Branch. Aye I told yew they had. Seconds in it though. Nae luck. Link to comment
wullfo Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I,ve just twigged onto this, but I think i,ll leaf it. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 cant believe you came up with the same pun at the same time as me boof. thats what happens when i 'leaves' it too long. you fucking 'sap'. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 cant believe you came up with the same pun at the same time as me boof. thats what happens when i 'leaves' in too long. you fucking sap. It wasn't the same time. Mine was earlier. I thought you'd have twigged that though. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 The people of Montrose are cunts. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 The amounts of repeats is shocking lads, you'll need to spruce up. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 The people of Montrose are cunts. Treemendous comment but not related to trees at all. I see someone was caught with a camera taking pictures and putting the film in their sister's fanny. I doubt anyone will manage to fit in a photosynthesis pun with that information though. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 The amounts of repeats is shocking lads, you'll need to spruce up. fair enough, im sycamore threads full of puns though. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Treemendous comment but not related to trees at all. I see someone was caught with a camera taking pictures and putting the film in their sister's fanny. I doubt anyone will manage to fit in a photosynthesis pun with that information though. dunno, something about the secret garden? or the undergrowth? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Treemendous comment but not related to trees at all. I see someone was caught with a camera taking pictures and putting the film in their sister's fanny. I doubt anyone will manage to fit in a photosynthesis pun with that information though. Trees? Fuck that, eh keep it factual Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 fair enough, im sycamore threads full of puns though. Do Scot's pine for their homeland when they are abroad? If you don't know the answer and think you're stumped then just give a number in Bergen a ring and ask Fir Brian. His number is tree tree tree 2845. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 Treemendous comment but not related to trees at all. I see someone was caught with a camera taking pictures and putting the film in their sister's fanny. I doubt anyone will manage to fit in a photosynthesis pun with that information though. dunno, something about the secret garden? or the undergrowth? Photos in the sis? Photosynthesis? Can I get a whoosh? Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Do Scot's pine for their homeland when they are abroad? If you don't know the answer and think you're stumped then just give a number in Bergen a ring and ask Fir Brian. His number is tree tree tree 2845. i don't generally feel homesick - i guess being uprooted was a bit tough but supporting the Red(s) wood always cheer me up. I have a friend who's a Forest fan and he feels the same as me. Sometimes even the dons cant stop me feeling a little bamboozled though. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Photos in the sis? Photosynthesis? Can I get a whoosh? fuckin hell thats a bit random. like that guy who went shopping for body parts. I heard he Botany. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 fuckin hell thats a bit random. like that guy who went shopping for body parts. I heard he Botany. I heard he bought a palm. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 The people of Montrose are cunts. Hiya! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 Willow Flood couldn't make training because the road was blocked. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Aye, I heard he was advised to head to Aberdeen and do some running on the beech as a substitute. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 Aye, I heard he was advised to head to Aberdeen and do some running on the beech as a substitute. Jim McLean told him nae to bother but he never respects his elders. Link to comment
stirlingsheep Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Is the A92 not a trunk road? Link to comment
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