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Top Ten Grossing Acts 2011


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I ken most o' you boys are nae too fussed but here they are onywye , ( U.S. $ , of course ):

 

 

1 U2 - $293m

 

2 Bon Jovi - $193m

 

3 Take That - $185m

 

4 Roger Waters - $150m

 

5 Taylor Swift - $97m

 

6 Kenny Chesny - $84m

 

7 Usher - $75m

 

8 Lady Gaga - $72m

 

9 Andre Rieu - $67m

 

10 Sade - $53m

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I ken most o' you boys are nae too fussed but here they are onywye , ( U.S. $ , of course ):

 

 

1 U2 - $293m

 

2 Bon Jovi - $193m

 

3 Take That - $185m

 

4 Roger Waters - $150m

 

5 Taylor Swift - $97m

 

6 Kenny Chesny - $84m

 

7 Usher - $75m

 

8 Lady Gaga - $72m

 

9 Andre Rieu - $67m

 

10 Sade - $53m

I believe Taylor Swift only appeared here recently due to signing a deal with Pepsi (i think it was Pepsi).

 

Some interesting names on there, surprised U2 are top! Just shows how big they are when they have a fairly quiet year and still be the biggest grossing artists.

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I believe Taylor Swift only appeared here recently due to signing a deal with Pepsi (i think it was Pepsi).

 

Some interesting names on there, surprised U2 are top! Just shows how big they are when they have a fairly quiet year and still be the biggest grossing artists.

 

Just shows how retarded some fowk are when it comes to music.

 

How the hell has Sade made a career oot of one song fae the 80s?

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I ken most o' you boys are nae too fussed but here they are onywye , ( U.S. $ , of course ):

 

 

1 U2 - $293m

 

2 Bon Jovi - $193m

 

3 Take That - $185m

 

4 Roger Waters - $150m

 

5 Taylor Swift - $97m

 

6 Kenny Chesny - $84m

 

7 Usher - $75m

 

8 Lady Gaga - $72m

 

9 Andre Rieu - $67m

 

10 Sade - $53m

 

 

There isn't anyone in that top 10 that I would pay money to see. In fact I'd not go and see any of them for free.

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I thought this was going to read:

 

1) Wanking off.

 

2) Picking your nose, and eating the bounty.

 

3) Howkin tattie bogels oot yer lugs.

 

4) Pulling dangleberries and winnets from the hairs in your arse.

 

5) Excavating, then smelling, the stuff that gathers in your belly button.

 

6) Picking dead skin off your feet before making sandwiches for all the family.

 

7) Sniffing your own oxsters for BO.

 

8) Taking all your picked toenails and fingernails and pouring milk on them, like muesli, before scoffing the lot.

 

9) Pishing in the shower.

 

10) Following through after a watery fart.

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I ken most o' you boys are nae too fussed but here they are onywye , ( U.S. $ , of course ):

 

 

1 U2 - $293m

 

2 Bon Jovi - $193m

 

3 Take That - $185m

 

4 Roger Waters - $150m

 

5 Taylor Swift - $97m

 

6 Kenny Chesny - $84m

 

7 Usher - $75m

 

8 Lady Gaga - $72m

 

9 Andre Rieu - $67m

 

10 Sade - $53m

 

I know who the ones in bold are but no idea who the rest are

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Just shows how retarded some fowk are when it comes to music.

 

How the hell has Sade made a career oot of one song fae the 80s?

 

Isn't Sade absolute MASSIVE in the States still though

 

And (I could be making this up) but haven't there been a couple of recent high profile samplings of her work? That's always good for the back catalogue

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I ken most o' you boys are nae too fussed but here they are onywye , ( U.S. $ , of course ):

 

 

1 U2 - $293m

 

2 Bon Jovi - $193m

 

3 Take That - $185m

 

4 Roger Waters - $150m

 

5 Taylor Swift - $97m

 

6 Kenny Chesny - $84m

 

7 Usher - $75m

 

8 Lady Gaga - $72m

 

9 Andre Rieu - $67m

 

10 Sade - $53m

 

seen bon jovi twice, u2 once, take that once (u2 and TT were freebees like)

 

surprised they are only 2nd like coz theyve not long finished a world tour that took 2 years to do.

 

having just googled it, turns out bon jovi were last years top earners because of that tour.

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