Big Man Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Happy Birthday Pipes min! All the best... p.s. I tried to organise a whip round to get you looksgoodinred coming out of a massive cake, semi-clad and singing happy birthday Mr. President in a seductive voice - but some of the others wouldn't put their hands in their pockets... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Happy Birthday Pipes min! All the best... p.s. I tried to organise a whip round to get you looksgoodinred coming out of a massive cake, semi-clad and singing happy birthday Mr. President in a seductive voice - but some of the others wouldn't put their hands in their pockets... ..without tugging themselves to completion Link to comment
tup Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Happy birthday, the man who works for Marconi, Cheesepies. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 People that have birthdays at this time of year are right inconsiderate bastards. Fowk have to come up wi both birthday and christmas presents in succession. All the very best Cheesy. Hope ye find a wee lovely tae ruv you rong time oot in Thaifjord. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Happy Birthday Pipes min! All the best... p.s. I tried to organise a whip round to get you looksgoodinred coming out of a massive cake, semi-clad and singing happy birthday Mr. President in a seductive voice - but some of the others wouldn't put their hands in their pockets...'Cause I was tryin' to hud ma hardon doon Merry birthday min Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Happy Birthday, have a good one Link to comment
phoenix Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Enter CapricornThe Sun is in Capricorn from December 22-January 20. We are motivated by feelings of responsibility, ambition, and respect for law and order under this influence. Capricorn derives much satisfaction in completion and accomplishment. Standards, structures, and an appreciation for order are Capricorn themes. Capricorn wants tangible results, knows what is feasible and what is not, and is most comfortable working within an established framework and known boundaries or limits. Working towards a long-term goal is most satisfying with this influence. http://cafeastrology.com/thisweekinastrology.html Happy Birthday , cPipe. You share your birthday with: Link to comment
tup Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Did you get your Christmas caird yet min? We tried to glue cotton wool onto the faces of the Dons Match Attax doubles my loon had, Vernon et al, but although the operation was a success, the patience died, lost the head with it, so it's minus that additional extra I'm afraid, sent it Tue evening so should be with you today :thumbs: Link to comment
phoenix Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Cheers tup.....I'll be homeward bound shortly and will tak a look. Link to comment
tup Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Cheers tup.....I'll be homeward bound shortly and will tak a look. Is that the pension collected now? Watch you dinna fall on the ice. Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 happy birthday auld yin. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Jesus Christ could you have picked an uglier picture for Vanessa Paradis? She's smashing. :spunk: :spunk: Happy birthday my fellow deviant. :thumbs: Link to comment
tup Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 The Ministry eh? Jesus time flies alright, I'm almost as old as you are these days, I'll be the same age as you in a few years. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Hope the wife gives you a Cleveland Steamer for your birthday. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Hope the wife gives you a Cleveland Steamer for your birthday. Or an Alaskan Pipeline. Link to comment
tup Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Hope the wife gives you a Cleveland Steamer for your birthday. I'm not familiar with this, but have an inkling it involves defecating on his chest from above? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 I'm not familiar with this, but have an inkling it involves defecating on his chest from above? Correct. An Alaskan Pipeline however is slightly more of a deviant nature and would fit well with the Cheespipes profile. Link to comment
tup Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Not sure how you can get slightly more deviant than a woman squatting over you and shitting on your belly, but fire away, I'm all ears. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 An Alaskan pipeline is the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo. Link to comment
Pash Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Merry Birthday Cheesepipes x Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Correct. An Alaskan Pipeline however is slightly more of a deviant nature and would fit well with the Cheespipes profile. Cheesepipes loves the Cincinatti Bow Tie Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Not sure how you can get slightly more deviant than a woman squatting over you and shitting on your belly, but fire away, I'm all ears. An Alaskan pipeline is the act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo. There you are. Link to comment
minijc Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Happy birthday pipes, I'll buy you a drink some time cos we are m8s Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Happy birthday and a merry Fuckmas Sir pipes of cheese 36 years of rock godliness and heres to another 36 more....... I Salute you with my trousers round my ankles and a flaggen of cider in my paw Link to comment
phoenix Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Did you get your Christmas caird yet min? Nope ! It's going to ruin my Christmas if it fails to appear. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 happy bidet you big fat bloater. you still on for a few pre-christmas sociables in the dutcher tonight? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Canna make it. How about Dutcher 7pm sharp on the 28th Dec. My shout all night. sounds perfick. canna wait i'll be there bright and early, around 5pm, just so i dinna miss you. Link to comment
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