Which Hand Do You Wipe Your Arse With?

[robbojunior]

Simple question - which hand do you wipe your arse with?

[tommo1903]

I use toilet paper.

[robbojunior]

where's the drum kit smilie?

 

ba-dum tschhhh.

[Jonty]

Right hand. Standing up.

[BrianFaePerth]

Right hand. Standing up.

 

+1

 

Fowk that are sat doon while wiping their erse are jist weird

[Jonty]

+1

 

Fowk that are sat doon while wiping their erse are jist weird

 

My gf thinks it me thats the weirdo - reckons you can't clean yerself properly standing up? Never even entered my head until she said that that some folk sat doon to wipe their erse?

[StandFree1982]

right hand, sorta perched! You get better angle and access from bending over than standing up...thats fucking weird!

[Dandie1992]

neither. I use toilet paper

[robbojunior]

neither. I use toilet paper

 

keep up.

[The Boofon]

right hand, sorta perched! You get better angle and access from bending over than standing up...thats fucking weird!

 

 

Correct. Standing up also means your buttocks are closed resulting in plum being smeared all over them.

 

Standing up to wipe your arse?

 

Mental.

[hopeisimportant]

Right hand, sitting/perched.

 

Used to be a stander upper until this topic was raised a few years ago. I then tried sitting and I've never looked back. I feel you get a much more thorough job done.

 

Standing up squishes your cheeks together, surely not good before first wipe?

 

Standers are weird.

[amancalledbuck]

I pay a man to do it.

 

I'm not sure which hand he uses.

[360]

I use toilet paper.

[ollie1903]

I use Mrs O's heid

[Podge]

I didn't realise folk did it different ways until a couple of years back too when for some reason a friend was demonstrating arse wiping for whatever reason. If you're sat down though, you can't get your hand in the space at the front to wipe it when sat down though? Not without punching your knackers anyway

[a don in oz]

I guess you should add the additional key question: are you a folder or a scruncher?

 

Left hand,

 

perch then stand to inspect,

 

fold to do the worst of it and scrunch to 'buff it out'

[Ke1t]

Right hand, sitting/perched.

 

Used to be a stander upper until this topic was raised a few years ago. I then tried sitting and I've never looked back. I feel you get a much more thorough job done.

 

Standing up squishes your cheeks together, surely not good before first wipe?

 

Standers are weird.

 

Agreed.. anyone who stands up to wipe likely has dangleberries like bunches of grapes.

[Yoda]

Standing up is essential for wiping your arse.