Ke1t Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 2011 was a big, big year for shit that sucked balls... what shit sucked the most balls for you personally? It can be personal shit that no-one else really gives a fuck about, and in fact might actually cyber-bully you about for the next ten years... or it can be monumental ball-sucking shit that made front page headlines in every country on the interwebs. Two things stand out for me. First, the death of Christopher Hitchens. I don't think anything has quite sucked that many balls that didn't personally affect me. It was like losing your favourite drunken uncle who also happened to be fucking awesome at destroying people you personally hate with his clever, clever words and booze and fags. Second, the realisation that if I don't get my cock sucked in the next week or so I'll have gone through the whole of 2011 without having had my cock sucked once. That I can remember, at least. I won't say there haven't been times when I've not been so drunk on a weekend that I might have had my cock sucked and just don't remember it, but if you don't remember it then it may as well not (and probably didn't) have happened. I know no-one wants to hear about whether or not I've had my cock sucked, but the fact you're still reading at this point pretty much absolves me of any ill-feelings you may now have towards me, my cock, and its sucked/not sucked status. You didn't want to hear about it you should have stopped reading this paragraph at around word ten. I'll also throw out an appeal to the female members of the board, and some of the better looking male members... and some of the more deviant members... Anyway, that's my two things for 2011... Hitchens and my cock. The floor is yours. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 The "Arab Spring" or, more accurately, the fact that the only country that got any help with it's popular uprising and desire for a new, fairer state was the only one with significant untapped oil reserves. That really sucked balls. It's like They have even stopped pretending it's not all about oil and money any more. Link to comment
tup Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 The whole fucking year - utter pish. I expect the same again next year. And the one after. Disna bother me, walllowing in self-pity is the preserve of losers, bit of the Dunkirk spirit would do folk some good instead of whining about a lottery win that's never going to happen. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Amazon. Killing independent record shops and spoling my christmas Link to comment
Stoney Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 AFC has been the only downpoint in a rather spectacular year. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 I would have to say Aberdeen FC has been the biggest let down of the year. Why is something that sucks balls a bad thing? I'm quite happy to have an attractive blonde having a sook of my plums now and then... Link to comment
tup Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Companies looking to rip you off left, right and centre and ignoring complaints. I'd welcome a revolution, where the corporates were torched and dismantled, never to return. Folk becoming obscenely rich by killing old people through utility price increases, abhorrent. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Aberdeen Football Club And the increase of public displays of emotion. Fuck off, Facebook. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Aberdeen Football Club And the increase of public displays of emotion. Fuck off, Facebook. I'll add Twitter to that, if you don't mind? I'm not interested in what you bought at the supermarket, fuckbucket Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 I'll add Twitter to that, if you don't mind? I'm not interested in what you bought at the supermarket, fuckbucket Be my guest. Although I dont mind twitter if used properly. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 David Cameron and the Con-Dem coalition's never ending parade of fail. Especially in making a complete dog's arse out of the economy. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Aberdeen Football Club And the increase of public displays of emotion. Fuck off, Facebook. I agree with the above. Link to comment
danger_mouse Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 absoutely fuck all had a excellent 2011 heres hope it cotinues into 2012 Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 The whole fucking year. Link to comment
a don in oz Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 2011 has been unmitigated and mostly unrelenting shit for me. The worst two things being Floods in January fucked up the house, left us out of home for 3 weeks and without a bed for 3 months. Still have rooms closed because there's nothing in them. That night though... cops at the door at 2am saying you should evacuate. Worst sinking feeling ever.(Attached to above the moment the insurance bastards said they wouldn't cover a thing)My favourite uncle and absolute top top guy died later in the year. I came home for the funeral. Can't see me doing that for anyone but immediate family. The guy was brilliant. 2012 can't come soon enough and it better not be like 2011... Link to comment
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