Tenerifered Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Gonna be a pretty shitty one for me as im in Saudi, might get a beer if we had to Bahrain later where thers at least some xmas decorations up Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Gonna be a pretty shitty one for me as im in Saudi, might get a beer if we had to Bahrain later where thers at least some xmas decorations up At least it's warm. Half day for me. Finish at 11. Swim then light lunch, watch Life of Brian and then James Bond (not sure which one yet) off for a run then Christmas dinner followed by a Poker School and a few glasses of smuggled wine. Merry Christmas folks although I imagine the only folk posting today will be those who are supposed to be working. Link to comment
Tenerifered Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 At least it's warm. Half day for me. Finish at 11. Swim then light lunch, watch Life of Brian and then James Bond (not sure which one yet) off for a run then Christmas dinner followed by a Poker School and a few glasses of smuggled wine. Merry Christmas folks although I imagine the only folk posting today will be those who are supposed to be working. No xmas dinner, no Bahrain only thing ive got to look forward o is the kids on skype Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Merry Christmas fellow Hatters. Have a great day!! Link to comment
Pash Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Just got in now! Merry Christmas! Link to comment
zig-a-zig-ah Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Merry fucking Xmas from Guinea Link to comment
Jones Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 You on the JE zig? What company? Merry Christmas folks Link to comment
zig-a-zig-ah Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 You on the JE zig? Yup Link to comment
360 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Picked up the complete series of The Office. Merry Christmas Link to comment
Tenerifered Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 Merry fucking christmas..........ho ho ho I'm like a buckled wheel. Was out with one of your fellow Tenerife ex pats last night our vessel allowed us to get pished and we don't pass up that sort of opportunity. I almost killed myself...seriously! who was that CP and where aboots Link to comment
tup Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I got fuck all for Christmas, for the 3rd year running Santa clearly has a problem with me. I did however buy heaps of stuff for other folk. That's me, all about philanthropy, never consider myself, but always think of others. Plus I have everything I could ever need anyway, so presents are pointless. All the best and all that pish to every cunt. Link to comment
zig-a-zig-ah Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I'm just up I hate Christmas If any cunt tries to make me pull a cracker or wear a paper crown at dinner they will get punched I'm going back to my room Link to comment
Tenerifered Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 you got the hair colour bang on there Link to comment
Kingsofyearron Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 2012 can only be better ... Surely Merry Christmas fellow dandies Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Hope you're having a good one folks, I'm in the bad books for spending too long in the pub this afternoon! Just heading off to top up the drink at a mates. Happy Christmas to all.........even bluto and Tups. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Merry fucking christmas..........ho ho ho I'm like a buckled wheel. Was out with one of your fellow Tenerife ex pats last night our vessel allowed us to get pished and we don't pass up that sort of opportunity. I almost killed myself...seriously! Tell us more I'm absolutely fugginblootered Bottle of jaeger and some Xmas John. In a wee bit o trouble with the wife as I have somehow managed to piss on the dog. Merry Xmas Everyone Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Norway A chap with the initials GL. By all accounts its a tad breezy round your neck of the woods? Merry fuckin christmas tae the fuckin lot of ye, ye cunts Link to comment
OddJob Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Tell us more I'm absolutely fugginblootered Bottle of jaeger and some Xmas John. In a wee bit o trouble with the wife as I have somehow managed to piss on the dog. Merry Xmas Everyone :hysterical: How the fuck did that happen? Link to comment
tup Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 When it was dry humping his leg. Used to love it when bairns who were scared of dogs got cornered and dry humped by one, nothing funnier, the dog senses the fear and thinks take advantage, superb from Mither Nature. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Merry Christmas all! Had a shite day today but me and my Grandfather have just tanned a bottle of Glenmorangie so things are looking up! Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Its fucking over rated, all that build up and its gone in the blink of an eye. Good day though but I've had better days this year on a normal Saturday. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Its fucking over rated, all that build up and its gone in the blink of an eye. Good day though but I've had better days this year on a normal Saturday.Totally agree dayts! I'm going to get totally Charlie Sheened tomorrow though! Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 They'll be sad cunts outside Next right now waiting for the sale to start.......that is always a comfort, no matter how bad things get I'll never get that fucking low. Link to comment
Bad Worry Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Hope you all had a good one. We were round at the folks during the day for a kickass meal. Now back at home polishing off a bottle of JD. I got Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Hope you all had a good one. We were round at the folks during the day for a kickass meal. Now back at home polishing off a bottle of JD. I got Link to comment
tup Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 They'll be sad cunts outside Next right now waiting for the sale to start.......that is always a comfort, no matter how bad things get I'll never get that fucking low. A suicide bombing would sort them right out. Link to comment
minijc Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 We managed to convince the Shipyard before they all fucked off for xmas to leave us the office keys. We stockpiled it with heaps off booze and had a rammy. Heading back to the ship, instead of taking the 2 minutes to head round to the proper gate me an another boy decided its best to loup over the security fence, being full of drink i wasn't exactly stable on my feet, got up the fence but wasn't too sure about my getting down plan................not to worry though cause the down plan kicked in automatically and i did an ungraceful forward flip from the top of the fence landing on my head where i lay lifeless for a wee while. About a 8foot drop. Ye ken fit like, just me being me when i'm mangled.We'd get on like a house on fire min. Link to comment
Old Wing Stand Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 We managed to convince the Shipyard before they all fucked off for xmas to leave us the office keys. We stockpiled it with heaps off booze and had a rammy. Heading back to the ship, instead of taking the 2 minutes to head round to the proper gate me an another boy decided its best to loup over the security fence, being full of drink i wasn't exactly stable on my feet, got up the fence but wasn't too sure about my getting down plan................not to worry though cause the down plan kicked in automatically and i did an ungraceful forward flip from the top of the fence landing on my head where i lay lifeless for a wee while. About a 8foot drop. Ye ken fit like, just me being me when i'm mangled. Sounds like Keppel Verholme Shipyard in Rotterdam ? Link to comment
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