Glaswegian Dirty Does Massive Shit On Shop Floor

[Big Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-JHLXMGB70&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

 

[Dynamo]

[Jones]

What the bloody fuck?

[ebbe]

 

weigys

[Big Man]

''Amancalledbuck to aisle 6, tha'ts amancalledbuck to aisle 6 - clean up required''

 

It was probably a ''Shart'' she could feel was going to go wrong.

 

[Marty13479]

Gadz I feel sick after that. What a minky bitch. She could have at least went to the bog roll aisle and cleaned herself up after.

[dervish]

Saw the same thing with my own eyes in the Broch Tesco a few years back, fucking gads.

 

Seriously??? No way. Gads.

[dervish]

I can't view the video at work.

 

She hot?

 

Steaming hot, can see the heat haze.

[Dandie1992]

I seen something similar on New Year a few year back. Went into Aberdeen for the bells for once.

 

Was hoachin' with pishheids, on my way back to get picked up to go hame, seen down some back alley a wifie, kegs doon on top of a car bonnet with the headlights on, engine running, take a hooring dump on the windscreen.

 

The moral of the story, never get a car with clever windscreen wipers that detect weather............

[stef]

Surely, not even a weegie wumin would give birth and then just walk away?

[King Street Loon]

Fuck sake.

The fool moch didn't even wipe her erse after that.

Fit a minker.

[Guest milne_afc]

An auld jakey bird shat herself a few weeks ago in the 24hr shop on Market Street. Fair tickled me like. If it wisnae for the ambulance folk, i'd have offered her hame.

[dj_bollocks]

WYOWYN ?

[Jocky Balboa]

What a mink.

[Liam]

The time from squatting to actually producing poo is incredible.

 

She should be in a circus with talent like that

[Sheep#1]

My mate and his brother returned home from the pub one night to find a guy actually shitting on their doorstep. No doubt why he randomly chose their doorstep, but there he was, keks round his ankles, crimping out a length. Fair to say he had no shit left in him when they'd finished with the manky kunt.

[dervish]

I might live a sheltered life never, ever seen public shitting.

[weemackie]

I had to shit in street once in Prague. It was a case of shit right now or shit myself so went down a wee laney and curled out a massive shite at warp speed.

 

 

Nae really my finest moment to be honest

[ollie1903]

We were fuckin' aboot out at Kirkhill Forest, blootered/stoned etc when I was caught short. My first thought as I rolled out and looked doon on a finely produced curly topper was, "canna remember the last time I ate pine needles".

Never in a supermarket though, that's just wrong. Skankit hoorbug

[King Street Loon]

You'd think she would have firstly stolen some toilet roll before doing it.

Or just done it in the toilet roll aisle.

Inconsiderate cow.

[tightbreeks]

crack hoor.

 

it just appeared, abracadabra-poo.

[a don in oz]

Wow...

[fine-n-dandy]

Nae even a wee piss squirt either.

Quite professional, that's talent there.

 

Dirty skank!