looksgoodinred Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 In the Hat's virtual zoo, I expect there are a lot of chest-beating gorillas, hanging about trying to piss on each other (do gorillas do the pissing part? ). What animal are you? Or what animal would you like to be? I'd like to be a jaguar. Sleek. Fast. But I expect I'm more a Canadian beaver. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Cats are my favourite. But I carry a little too much weight. Badger maybe? Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I'd probably be a cock. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 let me think.... tup is the silverback gorrilla or the lion. no doubt. millertimes the chipmunk. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 A SLOTH. is that cause youre old and slow and past your best? Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 is that cause youre old and slow and past your best? I'm afraid so! Link to comment
Dynamo Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Looksgoodinred you'd be a bird. Having recently visited a Zoo (Berlin), they're depressing places. Animals kept in a cage for their lives for entertainment for the ourselves. Lions, Tigers and the Polar Bears were my favourite. Shame for them. The penguins and the monkeys looked like happy chaps though. Link to comment
Marty13479 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Panda eats shoots and leaves but now I have been married for 10 years I sit in a separate cage to the misses just like the male one in Edinburgh zoo poor guy! Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 Looksgoodinred you'd be a bird. . but i don't like birds. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Japanese tourist. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Japanese tourist. cheesepipes could be the fat baseball cap wearing yank tourist. and bad_mobs could be the ugly spotty teenage tourist. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 i've got bonobo syndrome, i caught it from poop flinging chimp. Link to comment
Jones Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Lion please. Sleep most of the time, the females do the hunting, all you have to do is lie down, soak up the sun and shag. Link to comment
robbo Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 id want to be an emperor tamarin purely for being able to have either a stunning rod-stewart-esque spiked quiff, or the superb evil genius moustache Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 id want to be an emperor tamarin purely for being able to have either a stunning rod-stewart-esque spiked quiff, or the superb evil genius moustache They are cool as fuck! I could easily kill one with my bare hands Link to comment
Dandie1992 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Donkey from Winnie The Pooh. Depressive Ass. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Honey Badgers are fucking mental. I think I'd be a hippo. Huge, but quick. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Honey Badgers are fucking mental. I think I'd be a hippo. Huge, but quick. You're more of a walrus looking animal than a hippo. I'm a lion. Link to comment
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