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StevieT1986

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If I got diagnosed with a rampant disease and had the opportunity to plan the event,

 

Then I would start off by going fully traditional, must wear black, must look sad etc.

 

As my riddled old bones were off to the furnace, onward christian soldiers or such like would be pumped through the ghetto blaster.

 

Boom.

 

In a flash of cheap pyro, Steel Panther would explode from behind the curtain for a live version of The Shocker, crowd participation would be expected and drinks of the alcoholic variety will be served. Rum or Jack n coke will be the choice.

 

You're all invited of course and will be sat in an Chat Vet, ex ad-mad, Chat Vet, ex ad-mad sequence to encourage friendly banter.

 

Bet you's cunts canna wait til I die eh.

 

 

WHAT!!!! no free class A's?????

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i've always wanted a jazz funeral. plenty of peeps, my son playing lead trumpet celebrating my life, leading the band and second line :)

 

Just a Closer Walk with Thee while you carry the ashes to wherever they're going, and then upbeat jazz, while they dance, drink and eat after leaving my ashes wherever. :sheepdance:

 

Laissez les bon temps rouler, mes amis! :thumbs:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_DkU_P52uc&feature=fvst

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3zlZpas0ak

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i've always wanted a jazz funeral. plenty of peeps, my son playing lead trumpet celebrating my life, leading the band and second line :)

 

Just a Closer Walk with Thee while you carry the ashes to wherever they're going, and then upbeat jazz, while they dance, drink and eat after leaving my ashes wherever. :sheepdance:

 

Laissez les bon temps rouler, mes amis! :thumbs:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_DkU_P52uc&feature=fvst

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3zlZpas0ak

 

 

Most disturbing post of the year so far.

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