Now That's Magic

[The Boofon]

Nae luck Paul Daniels with the finger but plenty luck with the pictures and having a wife looking like this.

 

 

 

Lost his finger

 

 

Daily Mash take on it.

 

PAUL Daniels is to explain to the Magic Circle why he did not use conjuring and sorcery to re-attach his severed finger.

 

 

'I see an old man with a circular saw'

The veteran magician is under magical pressure after he chose to rely on the more conventional method of driving to a nearby casualty unit.

 

By using conventional medicine Daniels is in direct contravention of the rules of the Magic Circle, which state that if a magician cuts a finger off, they must then show the wound to the audience before placing the hand inside a top hat.

 

The magician should then distract the audience by producing an endless stream of ping-pong balls from his or her mouth, followed by a small explosion, after which the audience is shown the hand complete and unwounded.

 

Denys Finch-Hatton, Britiain's Chief Magician, said: "Re-attaching a severed finger is as easy as pulling a ten pence piece from a fat lady's ear. Daniels has brought magical shame on us all.

 

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