MMG Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Following on from the thread abouth the first time you got your hole, I thought I'd raise the bar and ask what is the most amount of girls (or guys if that's your bag) you've slept with in any 24 hour period not including multiple partners (threesomes, orgies, swinging parties, dogging expeditions etc.). My personal best was 3, set in 2007. At the time I was with a serious girlfriend but was also tapping her (not very loyal) best friend from time to time. One night in town I pulled a random girl in a club so sent a text to the missus saying I'd be late home as we were away back to a mates for a few post club drinks. Shagged this bird then woke in the morning to a text from the girlfriend's mate asking if I was free that afternoon. Snuck round to hers for a bit of 'smash yer pasty' and then went home to get showered in time for the girlfriend getting home from work. That night lying in bed I had no need or want for sex but realised that I had the chance of a hattrick so made the effort to shag the girlfriend. Obviously in hindsight and with a bit extra maturity I'm not proud of what I did, but I still reckon it's a badge worth being worn all the same. So I put the question to The Chat, obviously there are bonus points for being single at the time... Link to comment
tutankamun Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Just the 2 for me, but I was a singleton at the time so bonus points please. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Following on from the thread abouth the first time you got your hole, I thought I'd raise the bar and ask what is the most amount of girls (or guys if that's your bag) you've slept with in any 24 hour period not including multiple partners (threesomes, orgies, swinging parties, dogging expeditions etc.). My personal best was 3, set in 2007. At the time I was with a serious girlfriend but was also tapping her (not very loyal) best friend from time to time. One night in town I pulled a random girl in a club so sent a text to the missus saying I'd be late home as we were away back to a mates for a few post club drinks. Shagged this bird then woke in the morning to a text from the girlfriend's mate asking if I was free that afternoon. Snuck round to hers for a bit of 'smash yer pasty' and then went home to get showered in time for the girlfriend getting home from work. That night lying in bed I had no need or want for sex but realised that I had the chance of a hattrick so made the effort to shag the girlfriend. Obviously in hindsight and with a bit extra maturity I'm not proud of what I did, but I still reckon it's a badge worth being worn all the same. So I put the question to The Chat, obviously there are bonus points for being single at the time... I hope with hindsignt and maturity comes a new definition of serious girlfriend. Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Following on from the thread abouth the first time you got your hole, I thought I'd raise the bar and ask what is the most amount of girls (or guys if that's your bag) you've slept with in any 24 hour period not including multiple partners (threesomes, orgies, swinging parties, dogging expeditions etc.). My personal best was 3, set in 2007. At the time I was with a serious girlfriend but was also tapping her (not very loyal) best friend from time to time. One night in town I pulled a random girl in a club so sent a text to the missus saying I'd be late home as we were away back to a mates for a few post club drinks. Shagged this bird then woke in the morning to a text from the girlfriend's mate asking if I was free that afternoon. Snuck round to hers for a bit of 'smash yer pasty' and then went home to get showered in time for the girlfriend getting home from work. That night lying in bed I had no need or want for sex but realised that I had the chance of a hattrick so made the effort to shag the girlfriend. Obviously in hindsight and with a bit extra maturity I'm not proud of what I did, but I still reckon it's a badge worth being worn all the same. So I put the question to The Chat, obviously there are bonus points for being single at the time... Treat others as you wish to be treated. Link to comment
Podge Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Treat others as you wish to be treated. That's good and all but that's how some nasty folk end up taking advantage of a situation and end up cheating! Just got to make sure you find someone who is the same I guess... Link to comment
MMG Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 I hope with hindsignt and maturity comes a new definition of serious girlfriend. You're probably right, I called it serious as we were living together, had joint bank accounts etc. I should have realised that females only count a relationship as serious when both are completely monogamous and love each other 100% and live happily ever after together. Treat others as you wish to be treated. A great philosophy that I generally agree with. Look, I think we've missed the whole point of this thread, the point wasn't that I cheated, it was that for 24 hours I was the fucking man!! Come on MDAL and Geoff, let's have your stories... Link to comment
OneBeboMaguire Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Not rating the op like Link to comment
ebbe Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 just the 2, boring i know but they were both in my mums house at the same time and didn't know about each other. 1 downstairs, 1 in my room. felt good at the time but wasn't to proud of myself afterwards. Link to comment
Red Morning Light Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 1 cos I'm nae a complete knob and nae a fan of galloping cockrot. Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 You're probably right, I called it serious as we were living together, had joint bank accounts etc. I should have realised that females only count a relationship as serious when both are completely monogamous and love each other 100% and live happily ever after together. A great philosophy that I generally agree with. Look, I think we've missed the whole point of this thread, the point wasn't that I cheated, it was that for 24 hours I was the fucking man!! Come on MDAL and Geoff, let's have your stories... No stories to report on (unfortunately). Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Why are orgies not allowed to count in this thread? Link to comment
MMG Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Why are orgies not allowed to count in this thread? because if you're in an orgie then there's no effort required to have multiple partners. Let me put it this way, would you like orgies to count boof? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 You're probably right, I called it serious as we were living together, had joint bank accounts etc. I should have realised that females only count a relationship as serious when both are completely monogamous and love each other 100% and live happily ever after together. A great philosophy that I generally agree with. Look, I think we've missed the whole point of this thread, the point wasn't that I cheated, it was that for 24 hours I was the fucking man!! Come on MDAL and Geoff, let's have your stories... I'm pretty sure that most males would class a serious relationship as one which was monogamous not just females. Living together is another sign of a serious relationship. Fuck the shared bank accounts. And for 24 hours you were just a slag Anyway I digress, 1. Link to comment
MMG Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 I'm pretty sure that most males would class a serious relationship as one which was monogamous not just females. Living together is another sign of a serious relationship. Fuck the shared bank accounts. And for 24 hours you were just a slag Anyway I digress, 1. My point was that just because I cheated on my partner doesn't mean that I wasn't in a serious relationship. For example, by your thinking, the Beckhams aren't in a serious relationship, or Demi Moore and Ashton Whatshisname weren't in a relationship. You get my point. And I wasn't a slag, I was a stud. It's only a slag if girls do it. Link to comment
dervish Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 For me pretty sure it's 1, not entirely though. Personal hero is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Dough 101 in 24hrs... topped himself though prob because he's never have such a good day. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Do prostitutes count? If so my record is 4. I hired them for an afternoon while working abroad and living in a villa.Had sex with them all then the games started. I shaved one, oiled her up and got her to float about in the pool on the airbed while I watched. The second one fed me my beer and cigarette, while another gave me hand relief in to the eager mouth of the fourth. Link to comment
MMG Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Do prostitutes count? If so my record is 4. I hired them for an afternoon while working abroad and living in a villa.Had sex with them all then the games started. I shaved one, oiled her up and got her to float about in the pool on the airbed while I watched. The second one fed me my beer and cigarette, while another gave me hand relief in to the eager mouth of the fourth. I was originally going to say that prostitutes do not count but having read your full story I'm prepared to let this one slide. Well done that man! The only way you could have gathered any more man points would have been to pay one of them to let you slap her about while you smoked a cuban cigar! Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 1. If you were to extend this to a month, I'd probably still be the same answer... Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I'm pretty sure that most males would class a serious relationship as one which was monogamous not just females. Living together is another sign of a serious relationship. Nope. That's just woman. Link to comment
weemackie Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 soupy tot I think it's just 1 for me. If we are counting hoors then 4 Fits the maist rides abdys had in 24 hours from the same bird? My record was 12, was on my 17th birthday with the bird at the time. My cock was reed raaaa afterwards though, was just painful the last few times Link to comment
dervish Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 12? To eh... completion? Own personal badge was making my bird cum 5 times as many as I did. What a state she was in after that. Link to comment
weemackie Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 12? To eh... completion? Own personal badge was making my bird cum 5 times as many as I did. What a state she was in after that. Aye Link to comment
Liam Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 2, last new year. Managed to pull a bird in town, went back to hers, did the deed. woke up in the morning, text another bird to come pick me up, ended up on a detour round to hers. Safe to say i was as proud as, and what a start to the fucking year. Link to comment
dervish Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Aye that is crazy, well done Link to comment
wanderingscotty Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Two. They both had the same name, so my life was quite simple. Link to comment
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