Kids Say The Funniest Things

[Ke1t]

At the weekend I'm driving the loon to his fitba, and I'm trying to engage the little fucker in casual conversation... the sort of thing 5 year old kids like... "How's your new video game (Lego Batman.. it's fucking ace, btw)?" "Do you want to paint when we get home?" "What's the capital of Azerbaijan (Baku)?"

 

"Daddy.." he says.

 

"Yes, son?"

 

"If you keep talking to me I'm going to cut your head off and throw it out the window."

 

It's becoming apparent that one day I'm going to have to battle young Kelt to the death.

[Dandyesque]

Lego Batman rules

 

 

Just tell him that's not what a Jedi would do.....usually works for me...