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I see Rangers are to release a charity album to help raise funds to pay of HMRC..

It's called Save our club.. And the track listing is as follows:

1- borrow borrow (we will borrow millions)2- God pay the Queen3-The cry was no reminders4-the Cash my fathers owed5-simpley in debt6-we've remortgaged Derrys walls7- We owe We owe we are the Billy Boys8-Glasgow Rangers there in debt oh oh...oh oh..

album now available in pound land and various charity shops across Scotland..

 

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Tune : Follow Follow

 

Tesco, tesco, this'll soon be Tesco

Trolleys here, trolleys there, we will follow on

Tesco, tesco, this'll soon be Tesco

But if it becomes Asda we will follow on

 

Tune GSTQ

 

God Pay our gracious queen

Make ibrox a housing scheme

God Pay our Queen

 

Send her the cash we owe

Tell her we got no dough

Tell her we love her so

God Pay the queen

 

Tune Billy Boys

 

Hello, hello, we are the Bailiff Boys

Hello hello we're here to seize your toys

You're up to your knees in unpaid bills

Surrender and you'll die

We are the good old Bailiff Boys

 

 

with thanks to a friendly Motherwell fan

 

 

it's nice to see football united in this solemn moment

 

 

:lolrangers:

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