Facts About Breasts

[looksgoodinred]

In honour of the day....

 

http://www.stylist.co.uk/life/15-facts-you-never-knew-about-boobs#

 

hope you enjoy the day, gentlemen!

[tup]

There's little worse things in life than inappropriate display of cleavage.

 

From a munter.

 

Also, false tits, might make for great cleavage, see when you get them out, disastrous, like two blancmanges, sick.

[looksgoodinred]

There's little worse things in life than inappropriate display of cleavage.

 

From a munter.

 

Also, false tits, might make for great cleavage, see when you get them out, disastrous, like two blancmanges, sick.

 

but did you know that, statistically, the left is generally larger than the right? i did not, til i read the 15 facts.

 

and cleavage is just a hint.. it's not topless.

[tup]

It took ages to load, so I never bothered my arse reading the 15 facts.

 

Yes I'm well aware that one pap can be significantly different in size than the other, although I was never sure which way round that was, there you have it, it's the left pap.

 

TBH men are not that fussed about paps, you dinna look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire and all that.

[Pash]

It took ages to load, so I never bothered my arse reading the 15 facts.

 

Yes I'm well aware that one pap can be significantly different in size than the other, although I was never sure which way round that was, there you have it, it's the left pap.

 

TBH men are not that fussed about paps, you dinna look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire and all that.

 

 

:confused:

 

Speak for yourself tup!

 

[tup]

What I meant Pash was it's not the deal breaker women seem to think it.

 

For instance, false paps, they will go to any lengths to look 'better' with these monstrosities, in actual fact they looked better before having them done.

 

Just to clarify that for you, you cunt.

[Dynamo]

 

 

TBH gay men are not that fussed about paps, you dinna look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire and all that.

[looksgoodinred]

What I meant Pash was it's not the deal breaker women seem to think it.

 

For instance, false paps, they will go to any lengths to look 'better' with these monstrosities, in actual fact they looked better before having them done.

 

Just to clarify that for you, you cunt.

 

it's not a deal breaker by any means, and all kinds of men seem to like all kinds of different breasts. but some women (stupidly, IMO) get implants thinking men will like them more. and some do. each to their own.

[Tommy]

I'm a fan.

[Pash]

What I meant Pash was it's not the deal breaker women seem to think it.

 

For instance, false paps, they will go to any lengths to look 'better' with these monstrosities, in actual fact they looked better before having them done.

 

Just to clarify that for you, you cunt.

 

That's the only thing missing from my bird, a massive set of jugs.

 

She was booked in for a boob job last year but I managed to talk her out of it, she still wants it done though.

 

I love boobs, but not fake ones.

[tup]

Getting fake paps is the same as getting a tattoo, grand wheeze at the time, major regrets less than 10 years later.

 

A bit like major scale tax evasion by football clubs too come to think of it.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Paps Are Ace :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

 

That is all.

[The Boofon]

It took ages to load, so I never bothered my arse reading the 15 facts.

 

Yes I'm well aware that one pap can be significantly different in size than the other, although I was never sure which way round that was, there you have it, it's the left pap.

 

TBH men are not that fussed about paps, you dinna look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire and all that.

 

Well then short arse if the left pap is the big one that must mean you're a right tit.

[fine-n-dandy]

but did you know that, statistically, the left is generally larger than the right? i did not, til i read the 15 facts.

 

and cleavage is just a hint.. it's not topless.

 

 

Yeah which is quite "handy" considering right handed men are in the majority.

Very convenient that

[fine-n-dandy]

It took ages to load, so I never bothered my arse reading the 15 facts.

 

Yes I'm well aware that one pap can be significantly different in size than the other, although I was never sure which way round that was, there you have it, it's the left pap.

 

TBH men are not that fussed about paps, you dinna look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire and all that.

 

 

Aye true but I do like to grab a hold of it whilst I'm poking the fire, just to give it something to do or just simply for balance

[StandFree1982]

Breasts are good, but can't beat a nice pair of legs!

[looksgoodinred]

Breasts are good, but can't beat a nice pair of legs!

 

i just googled it. oddly (or not), there is no such day reserved for legs. maybe you can start something?

 

(in looking for that, i did notice that unfortunately you've already missed bubble wrap and squirrel appreciation days. )

[Bobby Connor]

Big breasts versus big sticky out nipples? A tough choice.

[tup]

'Things on her like Volvo wheel nuts'

[Bobby Connor]

Am a fan of both but it seems you don't get the two together? Huge tits = boring nips.

[Henry]

'Things on her like Volvo wheel nuts'

 

Nips like fighter pilot's thumbs.

[Bobby Connor]

Like thimbles. Awesome.

[tup]

Like liquorice torpedoes.

[StandFree1982]

i just googled it. oddly (or not), there is no such day reserved for legs. maybe you can start something?

 

(in looking for that, i did notice that unfortunately you've already missed bubble wrap and squirrel appreciation days. )

Is there a mini skirt day? I definitely think it should be enforced!

 

I am intrigued as to what happens on "Bubble Wrap and Squirrel" appreciation day

[looksgoodinred]

Is there a mini skirt day? I definitely think it should be enforced!

 

I am intrigued as to what happens on "Bubble Wrap and Squirrel" appreciation day

 

to be clear, those are separate appreciation days.

[Bobby Connor]

I did go out with a Greek lass whose tits where fucking epic in every possible way... Apart from the random hair factor that comes with going out with a mediteranian bird. Best tits I've seen anywhere though. She was also a fucking bitch.

[StandFree1982]

to be clear, those are separate appreciation days.

I know, but no harm in joining them to see the results...

[King Street Loon]

A 19 year old KSL pulled a 30 something female from Kincorth who had fake tits and a waterbed. Met her in Franklyns.

Good times & the walk of shame from Kincorth and up to Union Street and on to bus to Blackburn on a glorious Sunday morning was pleasant.

Good times indeed.

Still prefer the real thing to fake een's though.

[dervish]

My view on them is you like to try the bigger ones but on a gf you want an nice manageable fill your hand kind of thing.

 

Cleavage (much as I love it) has a tendency to seduce you into:

 

1) Bedding chubbier girls than you normally would (only actual fatty I've done was due to this).

2) Turning you into some form of perv because when it's there you just can help but look (I've actually said to girls "really sorry if you catch me but it's doing it's job, we can't help it" with a wee smile).

[a don in oz]

I think I must be an extremely sad bastard and/or a total tit-nutter. (Hmm good word)

 

I knew all of those 15 bar the Milky Way one. Which is funny since I used to be very into astronomy.