looksgoodinred Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I'm not quite certain how you make a get-away at any speed with a five-foot plastic ice cream cone under your arm.Nor how someone can't catch up to you and at least relieve you of the stolen artifact? Just a prank, and the cone will soon be returned? Or is it gone forever? Thieves have stolen an ornamental ice cream from an Aberdeen beachfront cafe. Two men were seen running away from the Inversnecky Cafe at the Esplanade carrying the 5ft plastic ice cream cone on Friday afternoon. The large ornament was then seen being bundled into a silver Vauxhall Corsa car, after the theft at around 4.55pm.Police are now appealing for witnesses to the theft to come forward.A spokesman said the ice cream cone is worth hundreds of pounds. http://local.stv.tv/aberdeen/news/302337-ornamental-ice-cream-stolen-from-city-cafe/ Link to comment
tup Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Brilliant, absolute genius. Maybe another ice-cream war kicking off. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted April 2, 2012 Author Share Posted April 2, 2012 Brilliant, absolute genius. Maybe another ice-cream war kicking off. best get down there and get your licks in, 'fore it's over Tup Link to comment
Henry Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Hopefully they dinna get caught. Disagree, hope they get their just desserts. Link to comment
Jones Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Disagree, hope they get their just desserts. That's cold man, surely we cone all agree. Link to comment
tup Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 99 times out of 100 you would get caught right away with such a brazen theft. Link to comment
Liam Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 ive got 99 problems but a cone aint one. Link to comment
tup Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 They may have spent hundreds on it but it might be worth thousands now. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 the office. responsible for dessert based puns since 2001. Link to comment
Henry Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Incidentally, I'd like to congratulate the journalist on this scoop. Link to comment
tup Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I canna imagine Aberdeen is choc-a-block with fake plastic cones so it should be fairly easy to find. Link to comment
Henry Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 A magnum of champagne to whoever comes up with the best pun. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 A magnum of champagne to whoever comes up with the best pun. Wafer minute. Champagne? Talk about getting everyone whipped into a frenzy. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I scream if I see someone stealing. Link to comment
Westhill Red Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Spread the word! #Coney2012 Link to comment
Pudgie Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 They'll be Baskin in the limelight now. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 They'll be Baskin in the limelight now. For robbin? Link to comment
Foster14 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 I don't know whodunnit but I heard Haagen Daas... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 It's not even a real cone. Who'd want a flake ice cream cone? Link to comment
thedandydon Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 These criminals are going down a Rocky Road. I bet they think they Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Wouldn't surprise me if it was a couple of tims that nicked the cone. Probably turn up outside ibrox or parkhead at some point soon. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 I see the police still have the area coned off Link to comment
weemackie Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 A few of my mates have previous for nicking 5ft ice cream cones, they could be up to there old tricks again Link to comment
Giblets Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 They probably threw it into the sea. Its now phish food. Link to comment
mark2212 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 chocolate fudge brownie points to whoever locates the missing cone Link to comment
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