Your Last Dons-Related Dream

[Ke1t]

Last night I dreamt AFC was playing against PSG at home in Europe, and Broon had set up the team with 9 outfield players and Brown and Langfield in goals.

 

As I took my seat near the dugout, PSG scored in the first couple of minutes, the two keepers unsure as to who was supposed to go for the ball, and, as I turned to shout abuse at CB, PSG scored again straight from kick-off.

 

I suggested he take off a goalie and put on an outfield player, but Broon just sat there going, "Oh... this isn't good." so I made the substitution myself. I took off Clangers and stuck on Chalali, who wasn't even wearing a strip... Brown had allowed him to wear a Bush hat, a knitted, pink and yellow tank-top and a pair of swimming trunks.

 

I was going mental with sheer rage, screaming at the dugout "What kind of a fucking club are you running here?" but within a couple of minutes the change paid off, and Severin pulled one back for us with a mazy run through the French defence.

 

Genuinely woke up in a cunt of a mood, because we're shite and clueless even in my dreams.

[tommo1903]

I don't know about that, but I learned that apparently you can only dream about people that you have seen (tv etc. is included)

[OddJob]

I dreamt i was playing for the Dandies recently and i couldn't kick the ball worth a fuck. Probably still did better than some of our prima-donna's though

[Liam]

dreamt that me and Russell lifted the scottish cup after beating the tims 3-0 (hat-trick by myself, all screamers). Neil Lennon was sacked on the spot, and i still didnt get offered a new contract despite my man of the match performance. Woke up raging.

[The Oxford Don]

For a number of years now, I have dreamt that Aberdeen win the Scottish Cup by beating Celtic in the final, with the winning goal scored in injury time by Darren Mackie with his last ever kick of the ball for Aberdeen.

 

If this comes true, I will of course hand myself over to the church authorities so that I can be burned at the stake.

 

Burn the witch! BURN THE WITCH!!!!

[The Boofon]

I don't know about that, but I learned that apparently you can only dream about people that you have seen (tv etc. is included)

 

 

 

I doubt the 'apparently' in your comment is necessary.

[The Highland Don]

Eoin Jess scoring that screamer against Rangers

[stirlingsheep]

For a number of years now, I have dreamt that Aberdeen win the Scottish Cup by beating Celtic in the final, with the winning goal scored in injury time by Darren Mackie with his last ever kick of the ball for Aberdeen.

Strange, but I have had a similar one.

[tommo1903]

 

I doubt the 'apparently' in your comment is necessary.

 

It might be, apparently.

 

I probably had a dream about someone I've never seen, but I can't remember it.

[Bobby Connor]

Seen this thread earlier today and have been swithering whether or not to recount the last time I dreamed about the Dons because folk will think I am being sarcastic or taking the piss.

 

Havna dreamt about them since, but it was in the week leading up to the disaster at Ibrox (Our disaster in '91).

 

I dreamt we were in a huge stadium. It seemed like it was the result of our success but it didn't have any seats and was uncovered. It was like a terraced concrete bowl that could've held 30K plus. A few folk made seats of the concrete steps to watch the match going on.

 

Nothing much more but a vivid dream. It was sunny.

 

Canna mind who we were playing or the result before anyone asks.

[Sydney_Red]

I have a recurring dream where, having just scored a stunning cup final winner for the Dons at Hampden, English Manager Kevin Keegan invites me to play for England as he is confident I have some English Great Granny somewhere in my family tree. He decides that a meeting should be held face to face to discuss the arrangements, which is fine by me as my response is to nut the f

[seanthesheep]

I had a dream we won the Cup and Russell Anderson was lifting it high above his head as me and my best mate stood on watching with tears in our eyes. This dream happened about 2 months before Anderson left us but............

[Dandyesque]

I have a recurring dream where, having just scored a stunning cup final winner for the Dons at Hampden, English Manager Kevin Keegan invites me to play for England as he is confident I have some English Great Granny somewhere in my family tree. He decides that a meeting should be held face to face to discuss the arrangements, which is fine by me as my response is to nut the f

[Stoneybloke]

I had a dream about the Dons recently, details vague, but the gist of it was, that I was in a hospitality area, at a table where I was arguing vociferously with a bunch of Rangers fans. The match was under way and someone came in and said Aberdeen had just scored. I cheered and then woke up. End of dream.

[fine-n-dandy]

Had a very worrying dream last nite about Aberdeen.

 

Very short, so short it woke me up with a start & cut the dream.

 

Jamie Langfield was in goal for the semi.

[paddy]

While on holiday last week, i dreamt we lost 2-1 to hibs in the up and coming semi-final.

 

[a don in oz]

You can dream about people you've never seen. They just end up being composites of what you know and usually you struggle to remember what they looked like.

 

It does depend on the context though... I had a hoor of a nightmare as a kid (8 or 9?) and I still remember it and the entirel-make-believe antagonists to this day. If I ever saw someone like them I think I'd probably slightly poop myself.

 

As to fitba dreams I've only ever had one but it was a long time ago and I can't remember anything about it except that it involved Aberdeen and Duncan Shearer. No, there was no hot tub, bath or "my you're so big, Mister Shearer." before you go that way.

 

 

[paddy]

While on holiday last week, i dreamt we lost 2-1 to hibs in the up and coming semi-final.

 

 

Gutted

[The Boofon]

Gutted

 

Darren Mackie and Chris Clark have been eaten by a lion that has escaped from Edinburgh zoo.

 

Unfortunately that's not actually happened but at least it's now in your head.

 

Fingers crossed you dream about that pair of pricks tonight.