Dreams

[tommo1903]

I can almost never remember dreams.

 

There was once where I dreamt about the mum in Home Improvement, we were exchanging pleasantries and Tool Time Tim Allen came in and said "Huh".

 

Do you have any dream related stories?

[Pudgie]

There was once where I dreamt about the mum in Home Improvement, we were exchanging pleasantries and Tool Time Tim Allen came in and said "Huh".

That's brilliant! I used to be quite good at doing that... The "Huh" thing, not the pleasantries thing, I'm still good at that

 

I dreamt that I smashed my recently replaced glass screen on my laptop.

[tommo1903]

That's brilliant! I used to be quite good at doing that... The "Huh" thing, not the pleasantries thing, I'm still good at that

 

I dreamt that I smashed my recently replaced glass screen on my laptop.

 

It was a very difficult word to type. I went with Huh, I'm glad you got it

 

Is your laptop now ok? I should have done my thesis on the relationship between dreams and reality, instead of whatever the fuck it is im doing it on now.

[360]

I used to have a recurring dream. I would be riding a penny-farthing, then the front wheel would just disappear and I would wake up with that weird jumping sensation.

[tommo1903]

I used to have a recurring dream. I would be riding a penny-farthing, then the front wheel would just disappear and I would wake up with that weird jumping sensation.

 

The front wheel on a penny farthing is the big one. I don't think I could ride a penny farthing, it doesn't have stunt pegs.

[Pudgie]

It was a very difficult word to type. I went with Huh, I'm glad you got it

 

Is your laptop now ok? I should have done my thesis on the relationship between dreams and reality, instead of whatever the fuck it is im doing it on now.

My laptop is perfect now! Can't see why I'd subconsciously want to undo my manly handywork. The brain is a mysterious thing!

 

 

I used to have a recurring dream. I would be riding a penny-farthing, then the front wheel would just disappear and I would wake up with that weird jumping sensation.

That actually happened to a mate of mine, just it wasn't a penny farthing and it wasn't a dream.

[StevieT1986]

I keep having a recurring dream that i'm gonna be a dad and find out the mrs is gonna have twins or triplets then i wake with that jumping sensation

[vanderark14]

I've had some fucked up dreams over the years.

 

I remember most of them.

 

same here, if I have the fear I can have a fair few dreams in one night and wake up soaking with sweat

[tommo1903]

I've had some fucked up dreams over the years.

 

I remember most of them.

 

Do any of them involve any of the cast of Hollyoaks?

[Bobby Connor]

Unless I relay the dream to someone else or it is particularly significant then I seem to forget them pretty quickly.

 

I am told you should write them down when you wake up, so maybe we should make this the Dream Thread?

 

My last memorable dream was a few weeks ago and included a Panda that spread blue ink everywhere.

[looksgoodinred]

The only ones I remember on waking are bad ones. And generally because they're what wake me up. :-( I don't think I've ever remembered good dreams on waking. But there must have been some.

[The Oxford Don]

Whenever I'm stressed out or under pressure I dream about being chased around by the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. It occasionally catches and devours me, too.

 

Weird as fuck, that.

[Foster14]

Mine normally involve fucking and gratuitous violence. Cheese, porn and Call of Duty before bed is probably a bad idea...

[looksgoodinred]

Mine normally involve fucking and gratuitous violence. Cheese, porn and Call of Duty before bed is probably a bad idea...

 

It's the cheese to blame. Clearly.

[Foster14]

It's the cheese to blame. Clearly.

 

I'll cut that out then and up the time quota on the other two, cheers...

[spamspamspam]

I used to smoke far too much weed to remember my dreams.

 

When I came off it I had some real vivid ones though. The one that stands out is one that I was being chased round Westhill by zombies and hid in the trees in the industrial estate next to Stuart Milne's. Had to save the relics though so nicked a Mitsubishi Pajero and went and found them. We all then retreated to a house and the last I remember is smashing the shit out of zombies in a back garden. Took me a week to realise in the dream I was actually in my old house in Westhill and it was exactly as it was 20 odd years ago. Couldnt remember much about that place at all until I had that dream.

 

Funny how the unconscious mind works sometimes.

[Podge]

I hate when you wake up in the middle of a really good dream. Only once when having a good dream when I woke up, I managed to go back to sleep and the dream continued

 

I remember heaps of dreams I've had over the years. Like one when I was first into the Might Ducks films, a frozen patch of ice was outside my house and the Might Ducks kids were telling me to come out and have a game with them. I spent what seemed like an hour looking for some ice skates in my house and couldn't, but they said they'd wait. Then when I finally did find the ice skates, I looked outside again and they had gone

 

I think the earliest dream I remember must have been when I was 6 or something. I was on a trike pedal tractor thing, somehow on a tiny pier, with a little bridge overpass looking type of thing, but that was made out of cardboard boxes. When I pedalled up to the water and turned around, the bloody Hamburglar was there in the cardboard box walkway thing looking through one that had bars like a prison

 

A weird one was our old house where just a pair of kid's legs were walking around...

[bonzodaddy73]

I had a most bizzare experience with the ex wife once. We were watching a program about some Japanese guy who killed and ate his gay lover. So after that we hop of to bed. So all I remember is having this dream about trying to bite a lemon that was bobbing about in a barrel of water. The next thing I'm woken by a scream from the ex. Id bit her on the tit!

True story,and fucking weird....

[s1dnk]

I don't normally remember dreams but the other night I dreamed that the world was about to end due to some alien invasion which somehow resulted in a massive tsunami which was going to wipe out everything. It was a really nice day so I washed my car and push bike (weird as I haven't been on it for years) then put them back in the garage so they'd be ok. I then went down to the local pub to meet my family before the tsunami came, I woke up just as everyone was being wiped out.

[Henry]

My dreams last night went from being quite exciting to incredibly boring.

 

I was ferrying a salesman round initially. Turned out he was staying in a sex hotel in Stromness, so I had a look round this hotel. I then found myself back in my local pub organising a darts tournament.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I used to have a recurring dream as a child that involved 4 men coming into my bedroom, never revealing their faces, and each taking a limb and then chucking me in the harbour. I would waken up every time as I was sinking in the water. Weird.

[Pudgie]

I used to have a recurring dream as a child that involved 4 men coming into my bedroom, never revealing their faces, and each taking a limb and then chucking me in the harbour. I would waken up every time as I was sinking in the water. Weird.

Not the way I thought that was going to go but ho hum.

 

I had a dream that I was in a Ma Cammerons style pub in Munich watching us play Bayern on the telly. Daft idea going and nae getting to go to the game.