The Shit You Hear In The Smoking Shack

[spamspamspam]

Heard this beaut today...

 

Is it true they dont have trees in Orkney?

 

Yes, I replied

 

So, how do they breath? I mean, dont you need trees for oxygen??

 

 

So what daft shit do you hear when out having a fly (or a coffee for the poofs amongst us)

[StandFree1982]

Goes to show that smoking makes you thick as mince.

[Ke1t]

I once got in aboot a lassie who smoked... was pretty fucking unpleasant

 

Still, it couldnae have been much fun for her either, because this was about 5 minutes after I'd spewed my ringer.

[robbo]

hey, i reckon lifeguards must have the lowest collective intelligence of any profession ive been around.

 

was in the staff room the other week and they were playing a game to see who could jump the highest - the winner being the one who managed to "header" the lighbulb

 

facepalm central

[zander]

I hate blacks says one guy the other day its our country bla bla bla. Next time I go in the same guy is telling some boy how he's away down to Africa to work.

[dervish]

I hate blacks says one guy the other day its our country bla bla bla. Next time I go in the same guy is telling some boy how he's away down to Africa to work.