Question For The Masses. Part 2

[StandFree1982]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

So would the same apply if Darren Mackie were to score the winner in the cup?

 

[Liam]

no.

[Henry]

If Darren Mackie had constructed a time machine and stopped the rise of Hitler, would that be enough to get him a new contract?

[The Boofon]

If Darren Mackie had constructed a time machine and stopped the rise of Hitler, would that be enough to get him a new contract?

 

 

Godwin's law envoked.

 

I win.

 

Hitler would not have put up with alien face anyway.

[spamspamspam]

Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count would take a man all day.

But if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing much to say.

The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay and Darren Mackie shouldnt play.

[Henry]

If Darren Mackie had constructed a time machine and stopped the rise of Hitler and travelled back in time in order to practice loads n loads at football, becoming better at it in the process, would that be enough to get him a new contract?

[The Boofon]

No.

 

He'd have to go back in time and stop his parents from conceiving Darren.

 

Only if Darren didn't exist would I offer him a contract.

[StandFree1982]

If Darren Mackie had constructed a time machine and stopped the rise of Hitler, would that be enough to get him a new contract?

The likely scenario would be that he'd have missed. Either missed the time that he was meant to arrive and end up back in the 1940s BC, or made it to the right era and shot Churchill instead.

[Bobby Connor]

It's a no from me as well.

[fine-n-dandy]

I have to sort my sock drawer.

[Stoney]

Depends on how negativily the woodchucker performed

 

If the wood chucked only chucked 1 wood out of 5 then the wood chucker should be chucked

[The Boofon]

The likely scenario would be that he'd have missed. Either missed the time that he was meant to arrive and end up back in the 1940s BC, or made it to the right era and shot Churchill instead.

 

 

 

Belter.

[V for Vendetta]

If Darren Mackie had constructed a time machine and stopped the rise of Hitler, would that be enough to get him a new contract?

 

If the SS built a time machine and Hilter prevented the birth of Mackie would Hitler be forgiven his other misdemeanors?

[The Boofon]

If the SS built a time machine and Hilter prevented the birth of Mackie would Hitler be forgiven his other misdemeanors?

 

Yes.

[tommo1903]

If the SS built a time machine and Hilter prevented the birth of Mackie would Hitler be forgiven his other misdemeanors?

 

I dont think the South Stand could build a time machine. Unless that's what the bath is for...

[Ke1t]

I dont think the South Stand could build a time machine. Unless that's what the bath is for...

 

I think he means the Saturday Service

[tommo1903]

I think he means the Saturday Service

My bad