Ke1t Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 According to the EE's Sean Wallace, Craig Brown is promising a "Stellar" signing... that bit was in quotes, so apparently Sean's actually quoting Brown here. So... who's it going to be? Our last "Stellar Signing", and I'm quoting because Brown actually referred to him as a Stellar signing, was Chris Clark, so presumably next season's "Stellar Signing" is going to be someone of more or less the same quality of... Chris Clark. Maybe even a former player, just like... Chris Clark. I'm pretty excited to hear that we're definitely thinking about signing a guy as good as.. Chris Clark. The unspoken implication being that anyone else we sign, however, will NOT be as good as... Chris Clark. A Chris Clark level "Stellar Signing" will, in fact, be as good as it's going to get next season, and the rest of the guys we sign will be NOT as good as... Chris Clark. Imagine a team where... Chris Clark... is your best player. Can you imagine that? ...because I can. Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I agree the sentiments.....but it's kinda been covered in the "Pittodrie Ins & Outs" Thread. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Chris Clark ...Chris Clark. Remember to pause for effect, just to let the information sink into the reader's brain. ...Chris Clark. Link to comment
fifered Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 According to the EE's Sean Wallace, Craig Brown is promising a "Stellar" signing... that bit was in quotes, so apparently Sean's actually quoting Brown here. So... who's it going to be? Our last "Stellar Signing", and I'm quoting because Brown actually referred to him as a Stellar signing, was Chris Clark, so presumably next season's "Stellar Signing" is going to be someone of more or less the same quality of... Chris Clark. Maybe even a former player, just like... Chris Clark. I'm pretty excited to hear that we're definitely thinking about signing a guy as good as.. Chris Clark. The unspoken implication being that anyone else we sign, however, will NOT be as good as... Chris Clark. A Chris Clark level "Stellar Signing" will, in fact, be as good as it's going to get next season, and the rest of the guys we sign will be NOT as good as... Chris Clark. Imagine a team where... Chris Clark... is your best player. Can you imagine that? ...because I can. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 ...Chris Clark. Remember to pause for effect, just to let the information sink into the reader's brain. ...Chris Clark. Interestingly, before the name Clark Kent was decided as Supermans alternative name, it was going to use Chris Clark Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Kelt, I thought better of you than to believe what you read in the EE! Any quotes from brown in that story?! Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Kelt, I thought better of you than to believe what you read in the EE! Any quotes from brown in that story?! One. "Stellar" There might be more, but I'm not paying to read the rest of the story. Also, keep in mind that I don't have to believe something to complain about it, as you'll find out in my upcoming post, 'Ten Reasons Why The Loch Ness Monster Can Suck My Ballsack' :thumbs: Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Interestingly, before the name Clark Kent was decided as Supermans alternative name, it was going to use Chris Clark Wrong thread so use this one instead. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 One. "Stellar" There might be more, but I'm not paying to read the rest of the story. Also, keep in mind that I don't have to believe something to complain about it, as you'll find out in my upcoming post, 'Ten Reasons Why The Loch Ness Monster Can Suck My Ballsack' :thumbs:Got you! :thumbs: Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Back in for McFadden maybe? Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Back in for Chris Clark again maybe? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 We'll more probably get a Stella signing. Link to comment
Tommy Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 We'll more probably get a Stella signing. Once she's kicked out of the Rovers she could work with Angela. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 We'll more probably get a Stella signing. Just a six-pack or more? Link to comment
Iraq_Red Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 As he's old and dottled was he perhaps meaning a player who likes his branded beers, especially Stella? Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Matthew Kelly or Cat Deeley former hosts of Stars In Their Eyes ? Link to comment
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