dervish Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Was just wondering given the amazing examples of delusion we've seen so far what could be next? Link to comment
Jazzer_Bett Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 PANDA-MONEY-UMMM RANGERS TAX AVOIDANCE LINKED TO EDINBURGH PANDA'S FAILURE TO CONCEIVE Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Flute playing panda!! Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 My favourites are the protests: the play dead one and the suffragettes one. Made my day anyway Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 My favourites are the protests: the play dead one and the suffragettes one. Made my day anyway Hilarious. Them all lying down in the stadium like its the first episode of flashforward or something. I can see it getting increasingly sinister tbh. How long before they are marching on parliament?Plotting to torch hampden or Park Gardens?Threatening to bring down the government? Sadly I'm not really joking about this stuff. These things could all just as easily be next on the list when something else doesn't go their way. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I don't know if we do a 'Post of the Year', but if we do then we might as well end the competition now. Fucking orange panda-bastards! Link to comment
tutankamun Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 They have their own thread for this. http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=218259&pid=1059985277&st=0entry1059985277 There are many radical ideas which could and should be considered. 1. Start another league with teams like Hearts, Dundee and middle Div 1 teams.2. Leave Scottish football for any level in England or possibly even Wales, Northern Ireland or indeed, the Republic.3. Take a break from Scottish competitive football to play in two-leg friendly matches Start shooting cunts. I like this. A Proddy League. Us, Dundee, Hearts, Raith Rovers, East Stirling, Falkirk etc Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Start another league? Ahahahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Who do they think would be INSANE enough to want to be in a league with these fcking criminals? Got to love that suggestion. How about this for a suggestion of what they COULD do next:1) Apologise unreservedly for everything2) Announce they want to start at the bottom rung in SFL3 if the SLF will please take them3) Pay as many of their debts as they possibly can, selling players to do it4) Tell the SFA and SPL they will fully co-operate with future investigations and that they will accept all sanctions without complaint or appeal5) just get on with building a new team, playing football and working their way back to the top league I know this post isn't really in the spirit of dervish's OP but it has to be said. Its really not that hard for them to just get on with it. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Genius - a sectarian league structure. Presumably Hibs, Celtic and Dundee UTD would need to play one another in perpetuity, whilst those clubs (like us) who have no pseudo-religious affiliations whatsoever are forced into footballing limbo...? Also, I can foresee no problems whatsoever with them playing in the Republic of Ireland's league. In fact I'd be tempted to go to a few games myself; could be interesting. Link to comment
Mouse Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I think fucking off to NI would be the best solution Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 nothing tops the request for who each club banks with so they can write to them. I also liked the one where they got a reply from vauxhall which basically said we don't care yet the hun thought it meant that vauxhall were very concerned. should we really be making fun of spazzy's though lads? ;) Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 nothing tops the request for who each club banks with so they can write to them. I also liked the one where they got a reply from vauxhall which basically said we don't care yet the hun thought it meant that vauxhall were very concerned. should we really be making fun of spazzy's though lads? ;) Tut, tut. The word you are looking for is 'fuckwit'. Spazzy is a 'tarrier' word. Link to comment
centraldon Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 1335473170[/url]' post='747003']I think fucking off to NI would be the best solution I'm thinking your spot on. Link to comment
The Highland Don Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 My favourites are the protests: the play dead one and the suffragettes one. Made my day anyway Definitely had me in the kinks hearing the play dead one. They obviously get too much giro money if they're happy to waste the Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I laughed so much at the "play dead" scenario, I'm positive I pushed out a little man goo deposit Link to comment
Jonty Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Start another league? Ahahahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Who do they think would be INSANE enough to want to be in a league with these fcking criminals? Got to love that suggestion. How about this for a suggestion of what they COULD do next:1) Apologise unreservedly for everything2) Announce they want to start at the bottom rung in SFL3 if the SLF will please take them3) Pay as many of their debts as they possibly can, selling players to do it4) Tell the SFA and SPL they will fully co-operate with future investigations and that they will accept all sanctions without complaint or appeal5) just get on with building a new team, playing football and working their way back to the top league I know this post isn't really in the spirit of dervish's OP but it has to be said. Its really not that hard for them to just get on with it. This. If these fucks had shown a bit of humility, held their hands up and taken their medicine they might have gotten some more sympathy. Though not from me. Not long now though u cocks, every day the news is looking worse and worse. Or better and better depending on your perspective. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I like the dual posts today. Post 1/ You have to let us in cos of the money we bring in (various) Post 2/ we're going to boycott the games (S Jardine, PR Guru, Somewheredowngovanway) Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I like the dual posts today. Post 1/ You have to let us in cos of the money we bring in (various) Post 2/ we're going to boycott the games (S Jardine, PR Guru, Somewheredowngovanway) I hope we get the names of those that decide on these sanctions against the other clubs. transparency and all that Link to comment
fatshaft Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I'm thinking your spot on.You're thinking his spot on what? Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Proddy League Is this the mascot? Proddy Superhero? Link to comment
Henry Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Genius - a sectarian league structure. Presumably Hibs, Celtic and Dundee UTD would need to play one another in perpetuity, whilst those clubs (like us) who have no pseudo-religious affiliations whatsoever are forced into footballing limbo...? The logical solution would surely be a three-way play off once the leagues have been played? The Proddie League, the Bead-Rattlers League and the Atheist Championship put forward their champions to decide the overall champions of Scotland. Great idea IMO. Link to comment
tup Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 And we could combine the best players from each league in an international sense, the 'God Squad', the pinnacle of football in sectarian Scotland. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Go the whole hog, just have a whites only league. Link to comment
tup Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Go the whole hog, just have a whites only league. Could see Airdrie being a force to be reckoned with in that. Link to comment
Jazzer_Bett Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Hahahahahaha, f'cksake Dervish, only just seen this - brilliant min Link to comment
carlos Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 chelsea are going to leave the epl to join rangers wee mini league apparently some of these cunts must smoke crack Link to comment
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