The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 In his interview for the latest edition of Radio Times magazine, on sale today, he suggests that Germany still thirsts for world domination, saying: "We must take care. There may be another war. The Germans will try again, given another chance. A Kraut is a Kraut is a Kraut. And the only good Kraut is a dead Kraut." The only good Kraut is a dead Kraut Link to comment
Pash Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 And people say Simon Cowell wears his trousers high. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 And people say Simon Cowell wears his trousers high. Cracking spot. Link to comment
tup Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 What do you make of the rough workmanship just below the light switch boof? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 What do you make of the rough workmanship just below the light switch boof? Having a white light switch is bad enough as it is but it isn't as bad as the level of his shelves. I doubt he'd be able to see much looking through his telescope either being that it's pointing towards his roof. He's also got his light switches mixed up with one switched one way and the other switch opposite. That needs addressing as well. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 He's an untidy prick as well. Newspaper stuffed under one of the book shelves. Link to comment
tup Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I can see I'm going to be asked to take my shoes off at the front door if I ever visit you. Link to comment
Scarface Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 When he pops his clogs, I reckon the tabloid press should go with the headline "No More Mister Night Sky". Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 I can see I'm going to be asked to take my shoes off at the front door if I ever visit you. I'll tell the butler not to ask that since it's you. :thumbs: Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 When he pops his clogs, I reckon the tabloid press should go with the headline "No More Mister Night Sky". :hysterical: Link to comment
tup Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 One of my pals is nicknamed Patrick Moore. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 One of my pals is nicknamed Patrick Moore. Fabrication. You don't have any friends except me and I'm not called Patrick Moore. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Agree 100%. The English are best. Stand up for England! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 :o Mental that there are people still alive that remember the holocaust etc. Can't blame them for still harbouring grudges. I personally love ze Germans, however It was only 60 odd years ago Karl. It's not that mental. Link to comment
tup Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Fabrication. You don't have any friends except me and I'm not called Patrick Moore. I've got more friends than the rest of this board put together. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 It was only 60 odd years ago Karl. It's not that mental. Almost 70 tbf. You won't find many around these days that remember the horrors of WWII that well. However, I suppose the last Titanic survivor only died a few years ago so maybe more than I think... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Almost 70 tbf. You won't find many around these days that remember the horrors of WWII that well. However, I suppose the last Titanic survivor only died a few years ago so maybe more than I think... Tommy and Phoenix remember chatting to Samuel Pepys about his diary. :thumbs: Link for the stupid among us. Link to comment
Henry Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Deary me, a boofon link that doesn't go to the Daily Mail website, wonders will never cease. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Deary me, a boofon link that doesn't go to the Daily Mail website, wonders will never cease. I know. It's almost as incredible as a Harcus post without a funny picture. Link to comment
phoenix Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I think we could argue that any nation would grab at dominance if the opportunity arose. We the Brits have committed more than our fair share of atrocities throughout history. Surely the Chinese are the current biggest threat and economics is the present-day battleground. Hitler and his psychotic fuckwits were an abomination for a nation and Germany has given the World every bit as much as the Brits. Once had a fair old brain on him , Patrick , but a fuckin' old windbag noo( and dreadfully out of condition ). He's a Pisces , y'ken? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Also looks as though he is flying low. That must be some size of zip on thise trousers. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Eh thought he wis deid? :confused: Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I bet those breeks cost him a pretty penny from some Saville Row tailors as well - "does sir dress to the right or left breast?" No way could you buy them off the peg. Unless he does his clothes shopping in Houston Link to comment
a don in oz Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 It's a different and more real picture (imo) to all the lovely fluffy documentaries showing old adversaries hugging and having tea together that is a picture that the media likes to paint. It must be bloody difficult if you've had some hard experiences (losing your fiance at 20 if nothing else would count) to get all kumbayah about the nation responsible. Not necessarily fair but then again life isn't fair. But to the more serious aspect of this, those trousers are something else. Wow... Link to comment
davieb Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 When he pops his clogs, I reckon the tabloid press should go with the headline "No More Mister Night Sky". Brilliant :hysterical: Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 He was ace in Gamesmaster. Link to comment
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