Things You Can Do Better After A Couple Of Drinks?

[looksgoodinred]

speaking French, dancing and having an opinion. possibly being more inspired while cooking. (i have a much longer list of things that don't improve.)

 

what, if anything, do you do better after a few/several drinks?

[BrianFaePerth]

Drive

[tup]

Fight.

[K-9]

Pull

 

Darts

 

Drink

 

Watch Dons

[StandFree1982]

Sleeping. If I've had a few drinks I sleep like a baby. Otherwise I lie awake for hours.

 

Note - I've never intentionally had a drink to get a better nights sleep.

[K-9]

Gamble badly.

[spamspamspam]

play pool, snooker, darts.

 

saying that I only actually ever do that after a pint.

[tup]

Argue.

 

Annoy folk who are sober.

[chief_wiggum]

Aye, I'm shit hot at driving when pished.

 

 

Talking/socializing, Im affa quiet without a drink

[The Highland Don]

I play pool better when mangled for some reason. Also better at chancing birds too, bit of dutch courage helps!

[StandFree1982]

I play pool better when mangled for some reason. Also better at chancing birds too, bit of dutch courage helps!

It's easier to chat up a 3am bird when you're pished.

[Lang Bar]

I can pee for Scotland when I'm drinking.

Withoot a drink I'm merely AFC standard.

[Rossshepherd]

Waste money on a bucket of food that I drop all over my staircase as I arrive home.

[looksgoodinred]

How could I have forgotten! Thumb wrestling

[StandFree1982]

How could I have forgotten! Thumb wrestling

Dangerous sport that...seen things getting broken playing that risky game.

[looksgoodinred]

Dangerous sport that...seen things getting broken playing that risky game.

 

Indeed. Full contact thumb wrestling is not for the faint of heart

[StandFree1982]

Indeed. Full contact thumb wrestling is not for the faint of heart

No...I have seen broken wrists due to thumb wrestling! A percentage of the blame could be given to the fact the floor was slippery...but still!

[Henry]

While masturbating a very stubborn drooper in complete silence.

 

[muttondressedaslamb]

Speaking French I agree with.

I navigated a taxi from down town Beirut to my hotel in my best wrecked French. I just can't do it when I'm sober. I try to but get responses in English or a wrong order back.

 

Doing dares. Yesterday we were at the theatre and the spot light was just above me and my sister. So she starts putting her hand up so that it projects on stage, but I didn't have the balls to. If I'd had a few then I would have been right in there trying to ruin the fun for everyone at HMT who were bugging the fuck out of me anyway due to their hyperactivity at Sister Act. Cunts.

[minijc]

I open up after a few, will do almost anything my mates want, so i'd say dares, best one was climbing a tree and running from one side of the field at TITP to the other without falling over a tent.

[CrazyBullSheep]

I can play the fuck out of my Air bass guitar.

 

I can also shout abusive words VERY loudly

[chaos_defrost]

Shagging - Always last longer if I've been drinking

[bonzodaddy73]

Annoy my ex wife by phoning her whilst out in the pub when I know she's at home skint!

[StandFree1982]

Shagging Bonzos ex wife while he's out getting pissed.

[bonzodaddy73]

Shagging Bonzos ex wife while he's out getting pissed.

your fucking welcome to her

[looksgoodinred]

Annoy my ex wife by phoning her whilst out in the pub when I know she's at home skint!

 

just an observation, but for a man that insists he wants nothing to do with his ex, you do seem to spend an inordinate amount of time and energy going out of your way to annoy her, have phone conversations with her on a fairly regular basis, and otherwise find ways to be in her company. are you sure you don't want her back, even with all her faults? this could be something you may want to discuss further with Tup in the relative confidentiality of his corner.

[bonzodaddy73]

just an observation, but for a man that insists he wants nothing to do with his ex, you do seem to spend an inordinate amount of time and energy going out of your way to annoy her, have phone conversations with her on a fairly regular basis, and otherwise find ways to be in her company. are you sure you don't want her back, even with all her faults? this could be something you may want to discuss further with Tup in the relative confidentiality of his corner.

I can see what your saying LGIR. Due to the fact we have offspring together and share the same social circle we are constantly in contact. Were actually getting on not to bad at the moment, but I could never take her back nor would she have me. I'm the first person she phones when things are going wrong, but when she's in one of her moods I'm the first one to get it in the neck. Once the kids are old enough is when a clean break will be made.(I hope)