Who Wants Or Needs A Job?

[The Boofon]

Spin off from "How Much You Reckon A Good Night Out Costs" thread.

 

Anyone out of work or fancy a change of career then have a look in this thread.

 

Fire up any decent adverts you may have seen or received via email that you're not interested in taking.

 

This might be worth a punt for anyone up North who fancies a change of career. :thumbs:

 

Was sent this in error but who knows it might be ideal for someone.

 

Peat Fire Operator in Inverness

[dons22]

Im pretty much a joiner but i will do anything as long as its above minimum wage, The security job i start soon will only be till september.

[Coopy100]

You based in Aberdeen Dons22? If you are try North. Boy that drinks in my pub is a joiner to trade and says they were looking for folk. Nae sure if it would be on or offshore based though.

[dons22]

Nope Coopy min Im in the central belt shite ole that it is

[tup]

Nope Coopy min Im in the central belt shite ole that it is

 

At least you're doing your best to fit in by not having a job.

 

Try for the broo+ by faking some kind of illness or injury :thumbs:

[StandFree1982]

I need a new job. Got a couple of interviews lined up so fingers crossed i'll find something suitable. I can get over 20% more wages doing a similar job elsewhere at the moment, so time to move on! (not just about the money, but it's definitely a motivation)

[The Boofon]

I need a new job. Got a couple of interviews lined up so fingers crossed i'll find something suitable. I can get over 20% more wages doing a similar job elsewhere at the moment, so time to move on! (not just about the money, but it's definitely a motivation)

 

 

What do you do?

[StandFree1982]

What do you do?

Software Engineer.

[The Boofon]

Software Engineer.

 

Sounds like IT geekery to me.

 

Bobby Connor might be able to help.

[StandFree1982]

Sounds like IT geekery to me.

 

Bobby Connor might be able to help.

I stuck my CV on Oil Careers and about 6 agencies calling me in the following 2 days asking me if I was interested in xyz jobs. Looks like there are plenty around, i've just got to pick the right one now! (and make sure I get the fucker when it comes down to the Interview!).

 

Our work is meant to be giving us pay rises soon, heard that the base rate is 1.5%, that would be an insult if they gave us that! Kinda hoping I find a job just as they tell me "here's 2% pay rise" so I can tell them to shove it.

[StandFree1982]

If Progressive Recruitment phone you, don't deal with them.

 

Utter root agency! I ditched them, and stopped responding to their mails & calls.

Not heard from them yet. Have had AAA, RightPeople, Bryant, RZGroup, Huxley and a few others that I can't remember.

[tommo1903]

Triple A are the best recruitment agency in Aberdeen, IMO.

[tup]

Huxley are quite annoying also, but if you get the lad Steve McMahon he's alright.

 

Not if your name is Vincent Jones I imagine.

[StandFree1982]

AAA got me my first job years ago and have set me up with an interview with another job soon, so I have to credit them with being pretty decent so far.

[The Boofon]

Not if your name is Vincent Jones I imagine.

 

Why does Vincent's surname not have a Capital letter and what does the initial I stand for in his name?

[minijc]

I would love a new job, ideally something that leads to going offshore.

[dons22]

At least you're doing your best to fit in by not having a job.

 

Try for the broo+ by faking some kind of illness or injury :thumbs:

 

 

Yeah thats what most fu*ckers do down this way nothing but scum bunz all over.

[Big Man]

I would love a new job, ideally something that leads to going offshore.

 

What is it you do now old boy?

 

 

 

[The Boofon]

I would love a new job, ideally something that leads to going offshore.

 

Chopper pilot?

[minijc]

What is it you do now old boy?

A job that I hate, working with metal, boring and a total dead end job.

 

Chopper pilot?

sharp as fuck

[Geoff_Tipps]

I should find out tomorrow if I got a new job - here's hoping!

[Henry]

A job that I hate, working with metal, boring and a total dead end job.

 

 

sharp as fuck

 

Yeah, but I bet David Murray said that...

[amancalledbuck]

I'm up North.

 

I might be willing to work.

 

Possibly.

 

If it suits my needs.

[Down Under Sheep]

Well here's a punt. I'm looking for Mud Engineers min 5 years experience with a chemical engineering, chemical or geology degree to relocate to Australia? If anyone knows anyone, get them to pm me? Not an agency, and we pay full relocation and visa costs.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Can I marry you so I can move to Oz?

If not do you know of a sham marriage agency so I can get quick access to the country?

[The Boofon]

Can I marry you so I can move to Oz?

If not do you know of a sham marriage agency so I can get quick access to the country?

 

Don in Oz would maybe marry you.

 

Don't quote me on that though.

[Down Under Sheep]

Sorry MDAL, unfortunately for my wife, i'm already married.

 

But this is a serious offer, if anyone out there is wuqlifiedfor this job, or knows someone who is, our company is looking.

[Pudgie]

Sorry MDAL, unfortunately for my wife, i'm already married.

 

But this is a serious offer, if anyone out there is wuqlifiedfor this job, or knows someone who is, our company is looking.

That's some fucking weird Aussie spelling there!!

[Redmist1903]

Im pretty much a joiner but i will do anything as long as its above minimum wage, The security job i start soon will only be till september.

 

 

How can you be pretty much a joiner? You either are or aren't I would have thought unless of course you are just coming to the end of your apprenticeship or something?

[Redmist1903]

Don in Oz would maybe marry you.

 

If that is Don in Oz's photo on his personal profile then he looks like he would probably keep you in a basement.