Eurovision

[The Boofon]

Will be plenty flange in the crowd although granted the Azeri women can have rather hairy backs.

 

Thought this was the appropriate board to post but it's pushing it a bit to call it entertainment.

 

Redstar did you get a ticket for this pish?

 

My mate is in Crescent Beach hotel and says the place was swarming with joyboys and fanny. More than usual anyway.

 

Come on Engelbert.

[muttondressedaslamb]

 

I'm sticking to drinking gin and doing work.

 

TV upset me enough last night.

[E-P-K]

Russian grannies for the win.

 

Get the usual Scandinavian countries voting for each other, then the friendly Eastern bloc countries voting for each other, then the not so friendly nul pointing each other.

 

Expect Greece to get fuck all from the other Euro currency countries.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Sounds like a rigged competition

 

Must be huns in it.

 

 

 

[Dynamo]

Russian grannies for the win.

 

Get the usual Scandinavian countries voting for each other, then the friendly Eastern bloc countries voting for each other, then the not so friendly nul pointing each other.

 

Expect Greece to get fuck all from the other Euro currency countries.

 

Pretty much, but why the hell do Bosnia give any points to Serbia!! Haha.

[centraldon]

1338068774[/url]' post='762106']

Pretty much, but why the hell do Bosnia give any points to Serbia!! Haha.

 

I was wondering that! I guess Eurovision transcends centuries of ethnic tension/cleansing.

I'd also ban male contestants. The whole point of Eurovision is getting drunk and perving over scantily clad European birds. Not watching euro trash gay boys.

[looksgoodinred]

I was wondering that! I guess Eurovision transcends centuries of ethnic tension/cleansing.

I'd also ban male contestants. The whole point of Eurovision is getting drunk and perving over scantily clad European birds. Not watching euro trash gay boys.

 

would you allow transgendered contestants though?

[muttondressedaslamb]

Pretty much, but why the hell do Bosnia give any points to Serbia!! Haha.

 

Probably because about 40% of their population are Serbs.

 

Who won anyway?

[centraldon]

1338069545[/url]' post='762112']

would you allow transgendered contestants though?

 

No chance. That's worse. At least there's no risk of a mistake with the gay boys.

[Dynamo]

Probably because about 40% of their population are Serbs.

 

Who won anyway?

 

Sweden

[muttondressedaslamb]

And did we get nil point? (Said in dodgy French accent) Or did leave Baku with some credibility?

[Tommy]

And did we get nil point? (Said in dodgy French accent) Or did leave Baku with some credibility?

 

 

Humped.

 

2nd bottom.

 

Worse than AFC.

[granite sheep]

Nae nil point, finished above the Noggies. Swedes won it by a mile.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Humped.

 

2nd bottom.

 

Worse than AFC.

 

Good stuff. Cue all the Eurovision cliches.

Next year I've got a good idea, don't take part.

[centraldon]

1338071058[/url]' post='762134']

Good stuff. Cue all the Eurovision cliches.

Next year I've got a good idea, don't take part.

 

Not at all. No one gives a shit how many points we get. In fact, I'm disappointed if we don't get nil points. It implies we tried.

Ireland have the right idea. They enter tossers. We could go much further cause. We are one of the few countries that do not need to qualify, so we could literally enter anything.

[BrianFaePerth]

There was a politician here saying it was about time Norway was represented by Norwegians in this. Not by Africans, Russians, or in this case a (dinna you dare call him gay, coz he's absolutely not) Iranian