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Virus At Woodend


Coopy100

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As thread title. Press are trying to cover it up as a winter vomiting bug. I reckon it is zombies.

Better off being zombies- winter vomiting bug causes the contents o yer belly to sluice out of your arse and your mouth, explosive vomitus and diarrhoea, usually at the same time- nae funny. I'd say that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, then again of all the most humiliating things to inflict upon the huns, this would surely be it.

Also good for educating gays as to what their arses are really for....

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Better off being zombies- winter vomiting bug causes the contents o yer belly to sluice out of your arse and your mouth, explosive vomitus and diarrhoea, usually at the same time- nae funny. I'd say that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, then again of all the most humiliating things to inflict upon the huns, this would surely be it.

Also good for educating gays as to what their arses are really for....

 

The wife's weerin' a tight wee skirt the day... she's going to find oot what her arse is for a bit later on.

 

And I say that in the most romantical of terms, obviously.

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