Happy Birthday, Gentlemen!

[looksgoodinred]

Hope each of you is enjoying a day filled with treats and good times.. wherever you find yourselves!

[tommo1903]

I hope for his birthday Boofon catches horrible diseases.

[The Boofon]

Why thank you LGIR.

 

Tommo1903. Not yet. Been on a course these last few days and it finished today at lunchtime so I've spent the whole afternoon lazing by the outside pool in 40+ degree heat while getting paid for it.

 

Free bar at the camp tonight I'm staying in and a late check in for flight back to work tomorrow so it's all good. Going to get shit faced tonight. :drink: :drink: :drink:

 

Bet you dinna get that at ASDA.

[tommo1903]

Why thank you LGIR.

 

Tommo1903. Not yet. Been on a course these last few days and it finished today at lunchtime so I've spent the whole afternoon lazing by the outside pool in 40+ degree heat while getting paid for it.

 

Free bar at the camp tonight I'm staying in and a late check in for flight back to work tomorrow so it's all good. Going to get shit faced tonight. :drink: :drink: :drink:

 

Bet you dinna get that at ASDA.

 

Allow me to be the first to say that no one gives a fuck

[The Boofon]

Allow me to be the first to say that no one gives a fuck

 

 

Allowance granted.

 

Pretty sure that carry on in London today is actually on behalf of the three of us who are having a birthday today.

 

No presents yet so it's not all sangria and sunscreen.

 

Marvelous song coming up.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

 

 

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable

than my own meandering experience.

 

I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

 

But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You’re not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as

effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm

on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

 

Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

 

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they

wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

 

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t

congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.

 

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

 

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for

good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the

people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on.

 

Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

 

Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.

 

Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

[BrianFaePerth]

Belated wishes Boof. Eh had a much better pic, but toned it doon given yer location...

 

[gypsymuffin]

Happy birthday to all of you you. Hope you had a good day.

[Dandyesque]

Birthday wishes to folk when its Nae their birthdays but someone else's?

 

Cunts.

 

[The Boofon]

Birthday wishes to folk when its Nae their birthdays but someone else's?

 

Cunts.

 

 

 

That's the price you pay for being born a day late.