Bobby Connor Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Seem to be inundated recently. Don't know what exactly they are after and don't trust them. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Moths are the most retarded insects on the planet i reckon. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 Moths are the most retarded insects on the planet i reckon. They freak me right out. Just as I'm typing another one of the cunts has appeared. Swear to god the windows (that's WINDOWS for the attention of weegies) were closed all night! Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Ask the font of knowledge that is boofon. He must know the score. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 This one is actually making noise now at an audible volume, Freaky bastard! Killed the fucker with my credit card bill. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 They freak me right out. Just as I'm typing another one of the cunts has appeared. Swear to god the windows (that's WINDOWS for the attention of weegies) were closed all night! I hate the fuckers too. Dog loves eating them mind. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 There no as bad as wasps. Horrible fuckers.I end up jumping about flapping my arms like a girl if one decides to come near me. I hate them because they sting and make me look like a fud. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted June 19, 2012 Author Share Posted June 19, 2012 There no as bad as wasps. Horrible fuckers.I end up jumping about flapping my arms like a girl if one decides to come near me. I hate them because they sting and make me look like a fud. My Italian buddy Stephano once decked a wasp in a single punch. It was magnificent. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 My Italian buddy Stephano once decked a wasp in a single punch. It was magnificent. Brilliant I do some sort of kung fu moves. Never struck a telling blow yet. Link to comment
MincePie Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Back in the days when I used to play tennis ( etc.) there was nothing more satisfying than swatting a bastarding wasp and sending the cunt flying. Although my usual reaction when unarmed is the same as yours Bonzo Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Cheesepipes eates live wasps and wipes his bum with nettles. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Also, see when most other insects get swatted, you usually wind up with a splattery mess of goo, wings and other insect parts- with moths, all you get is dust. What's up with that?? 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 clegs are sneaky hoors.Clogs are noisy hoors. 1 Link to comment
Pash Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Also, see when most other insects get swatted, you usually wind up with a splattery mess of goo, wings and other insect parts- with moths, all you get is dust. What's up with that?? Was about to post the same thing. One of lifes many mysteries I think. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 "What's the craic?" "craic" is also used in gaidhlig and is scottish. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Clogs are noisy hoors.hoors are noisy cunts Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 The loon just came in looking a bit concerned... "Daddy..." he says. "Is this aboot deid squirrels?" I asks him, waving my beer at him threateningly. "There's something on the wall." he says. "Alive or deid?" "I think it's alive." "Is it big enough to eat you?" "It might be." He says, not kidding. Curious as to what the fuck we've got on our wall, I grab my Hitting Stick and my phone, in case I need to hit it with a stick, phone Emergency Services, or, as it happened, take a photae. Anyway, here's a fuckin' moth... I think. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 Kill it!It looks dodgy Kelt... Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 hoors are noisy cuntscunts are noisy hoors Link to comment
Mouse Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 Don't mind moths, wasps however. A friend of mine had a rude awakening at 3am to find a wasp stinging him in the thigh Link to comment
LeDandy Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 The loon just came in looking a bit concerned... "Daddy..." he says. "Is this aboot deid squirrels?" I asks him, waving my beer at him threateningly. "There's something on the wall." he says. "Alive or deid?" "I think it's alive." "Is it big enough to eat you?" "It might be." He says, not kidding. Curious as to what the fuck we've got on our wall, I grab my Hitting Stick and my phone, in case I need to hit it with a stick, phone Emergency Services, or, as it happened, take a photae. Anyway, here's a fuckin' moth... I think. Kill the fucker , then sleep wi the light on .........or aff might be better Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Seem to be inundated recently. Don't know what exactly they are after and don't trust them. Keep your wallet in your pocket. Tainboy says that shouldn't be a difficult task for you. Link to comment
tainboy Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Keep your wallet in your pocket. Tainboy says that shouldn't be a difficult task for you. Did I fuck. I was just about to say that though. Link to comment
robbo Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 moths have never bothered me that much. theyre annoying but nothing more. its daddy long legs i hate. fuckers have no control over their flight path. flap their wings and kick their feet in unison like they are taking part in the red bull air race. unpredictable at the best of times. i know they are even less threatening than moths but its because they just have no idea of what they are doing or where they are going that makes them that bit intimidating. Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 I dinnae ken anybody that's fiert o' moths,I have seen grown men squeal and run like wee lassies, at the sight of even the smallest spider.No me mind,ma bag is fuckin' earwigs,I used to sleep wi'ma fingers in ma lugs when I was campin' oot. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 moths have never bothered me that much. theyre annoying but nothing more. its daddy long legs i hate. fuckers have no control over their flight path. flap their wings and kick their feet in unison like they are taking part in the red bull air race. unpredictable at the best of times. i know they are even less threatening than moths but its because they just have no idea of what they are doing or where they are going that makes them that bit intimidating.Ye ken the funniest thing about Daddy Long Legs? It's nae the fact that there's aye billions o the wee bastards fleein about in autumn, it's nae even the fact that they kinda swim through the air, cos that isnae in a month of sundays flyin; it's this. They are the Darren Mackie of the insect world- so much wasted potential- on account of the fact that their bodies manufacture and contain a really really hideous poison- but they have absolutely no means to deliver it. Nae stingers, nae fangs, nothin!Anyway, for me it's aye gonna have to be the Wasps, huns of the insect world, just pure scum. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted June 24, 2012 Author Share Posted June 24, 2012 For anyone who hates the word "craic". I ken it sounds Irish but it isn't, the same as the word 'minging' is actually Northern Scottish and when I was first down in Edinburgh it was a new word for everyone south of Perth. Craic is a Scottish word that I was brought up hearing. It's fuck all to do with Ireland or Celtic. So fuck off. 'Crack' is a small gap or a weegie drug and I don't accept that I should prefer to use that version of the word. So it's 'Craic' for me. Link to comment
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