Stoney Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Fit like. Nae sure if we have any nature buffs in our midst but here goes. Drive to work this morning and something scuttled out on the road infront of me, stopped shat itself and ran away. Have no idea what it was About the same length as a rat but very very small in height had 4 podgy type legs, bit like a lizzard with no tail. Not a squirrell, Mouse, vole, rat, mole, ferrit or anything of that ilk but it did have short hair. Truth be told i think it may have been an alian of some sort. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Fit like. Nae sure if we have any nature buffs in our midst but here goes. Drive to work this morning and something scuttled out on the road infront of me, stopped shat itself and ran away. Have no idea what it was About the same length as a rat but very very small in height had 4 podgy type legs, bit like a lizzard with no tail. Not a squirrell, Mouse, vole, rat, mole, ferrit or anything of that ilk but it did have short hair. Truth be told i think it may have been an alian of some sort. Is that a new species or something? Link to comment
Tommy Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I wonder what story the beastie will have about its meeting with Stoney. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
Redstar Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Coincidence that Fatshaft has made his first post in a long time today Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 I wonder what story the beastie will have about its meeting with Stoney. Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkCan just imagine its facebook update. OMGZZZZZ Just about died crossin da road, some cunt speeding, now its rainin FML!!!!!! Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 Is that millertimes dog? (Before he got bored of it of course) 1 Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Fit like. Nae sure if we have any nature buffs in our midst but here goes. Drive to work this morning and something scuttled out on the road infront of me, stopped shat itself and ran away. Have no idea what it was About the same length as a rat but very very small in height had 4 podgy type legs, bit like a lizzard with no tail. Not a squirrell, Mouse, vole, rat, mole, ferrit or anything of that ilk but it did have short hair. Truth be told i think it may have been an alian of some sort.My ex wife was 100% certain she seen a squirrel fall out of a tree in our garden years ago. There's no fucking squirrels near here says Bonzo,please go and check its ok says she. So of I trot to the freefalling squirrel to discover it was in fact an empty bottle of chocolate milkshake that some wanker robbed over the hedge.Pointless story I know, but the eyes can deceive.. Link to comment
Crossbow Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 My ex wife was 100% certain she seen a squirrel fall out of a tree in our garden years ago. There's no fucking squirrels near here says Bonzo,please go and check its ok says she. So of I trot to the freefalling squirrel to discover it was in fact an empty bottle of chocolate milkshake that some wanker robbed over the hedge.Pointless story I know, but the eyes can deceive.. Good story - it is amazing what details we miss or add in a fleeting glance - loads of tree rats around here - if I saw one fall out of a tree I'd want to check it had croaked - little buggers chewed through a plastic air vent and tried to set-up home in the cavity wall. Air vent now covered in metal mesh. Also chew through wheelie bins to get at rubbish which they distribute liberally. Hanging's too good for them. Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 I have seen all manor things in the country........but this thing was scuttling about the road for ages, im not kidding freaky as fuck! Never seen the like! Link to comment
Tommy Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 im not kidding freaky as fuck! Never seen the like! Neither had he. Link to comment
Ando Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Fit like. Nae sure if we have any nature buffs in our midst but here goes. Drive to work this morning and something scuttled out on the road infront of me, stopped shat itself and ran away. Have no idea what it was About the same length as a rat but very very small in height had 4 podgy type legs, bit like a lizzard with no tail. Not a squirrell, Mouse, vole, rat, mole, ferrit or anything of that ilk but it did have short hair. Truth be told i think it may have been an alian of some sort. Sounds like you had a run in with Wayne Rooney Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Good story - it is amazing what details we miss or add in a fleeting glance - loads of tree rats around here - if I saw one fall out of a tree I'd want to check it had croaked - little buggers chewed through a plastic air vent and tried to set-up home in the cavity wall. Air vent now covered in metal mesh. Also chew through wheelie bins to get at rubbish which they distribute liberally. Hanging's too good for them.All rodents are a pain in the hole. I've always had cats who swiftly eradicated a family of mice that that my shed was a suitable pad for them. It was brilliant to watch as the three cats two were mine and they obviously got in a mercenary to help out. They strategicly positioned themselves setting up a kill zone while each took turns trying to flush the fuckers out. Took three days but they got six mice. They were a top crew Bonzos cats. Link to comment
Crossbow Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 All rodents are a pain in the hole. I've always had cats who swiftly eradicated a family of mice that that my shed was a suitable pad for them. It was brilliant to watch as the three cats two were mine and they obviously got in a mercenary to help out. They strategicly positioned themselves setting up a kill zone while each took turns trying to flush the fuckers out. Took three days but they got six mice. They were a top crew Bonzos cats. Much better than ours who brought in a stunned mouse and let it loose about the house and watched it scuttle around and then wandered off bored. Had to corner the mouse myself and finish it off with the application of a large book - it's not just a pen that can be mightier than a sword. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Much better than ours who brought in a stunned mouse and let it loose about the house and watched it scuttle around and then wandered off bored. Had to corner the mouse myself and finish it off with the application of a large book - it's not just a pen that can be mightier than a sword.One of mine was just a pure hunter. Wasn't Interested in being petted,just feed me then fuck off was the look he gave you. I actually found him as a kitten at the dump, which is now ICTFC's stadium. Was down dump a heap of rubbish and seen this set of bed side cabinets lying there. So for whatever reason I decided to go over and have a look,opened the drawer and there he was lying there meowing his wee head off. So home he came. Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 Did it look like this ? THATS IT!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is it! Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 Its similar to a lizard i trapped at work once, came out of a traction motor from Houston, except that thing was tiny and had a long tail! Link to comment
Lencarl Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 THATS IT!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is it! A lizard without its tail very common supposedly Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 Fucked if i'd seen one that big before, thats certainly the bugger though! Didnt realize they were in the wild though haha Link to comment
Crossbow Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 A lizard without its tail very common supposedly I suspect one of Bonzos cats has the tail. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Your lizard had hair did it not Stoney?You may have discoverd some sort of sub species, or are you high? Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Good story - it is amazing what details we miss or add in a fleeting glance - loads of tree rats around here - if I saw one fall out of a tree I'd want to check it had croaked - little buggers chewed through a plastic air vent and tried to set-up home in the cavity wall. Air vent now covered in metal mesh. Also chew through wheelie bins to get at rubbish which they distribute liberally. Hanging's too good for them. You then rake in said wheelie bin, find it dead, and think it's a treat? Link to comment
Stoney Posted June 21, 2012 Author Share Posted June 21, 2012 Your lizard had hair did it not Stoney?You may have discoverd some sort of sub species, or are you high? Haha it was just, brown, thought it was hairy but clealy nae. Any who - heres teh fucker i steve irwined at work last yearuntitled.bmp Link to comment
LeDandy Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Was it this guy ? His name is Pepe and he's a dumb fucking mexican/polish dog who got lost in Tilly last October while oot guisin . Link to comment
Henry Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I have seen all manor things in the country. Country manors maybe? Link to comment
tup Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 That reminds me of Rabbie Burns: 'Wee sleekit, cowrin, timrous beastie'. He must have been a hun, Big Jock knew etc. Link to comment
tainboy Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 THATS IT!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is it!Viviparous lizard. Seen one about 8" long on he side of my house few weeks back. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Why the fuck are we getting lizards in Scotland??? Link to comment
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