If You Were A Hun(Gawd Forbid)

[Jigot]

If I was unfortunate enough to be a sevco5088 supporter with £500 season ticket money,burning a hole in my hip, rather spend it on a lost cause,I would buy big "kerryoot"and invite some of my pikey pals,of which I would no doubt have many,to encamp in my front garden and have a right good knees up.

 

What would you rather do?

 

I missed the "p"oot the splash ffs

[RUL]

I would never support a newco

[Jigot]

I would never support a newco

Neither the fuck would I.

I was just trying to put across the fact that I would spend

[centraldon]

I'd buy as much paracetamol as I could carry, down it all with my bottle of buckie and pray I was reborn normal.

[360]

Give it to "Bomber" Brown.

[granite sheep]

I'd get 5 gallons of petrol, pour it all over my flat, and myself, and spark up a match.

[dervish]

I'd divide it up between some of the creditors I'd ripped off by association.

[King Street Loon]

If I were a hun, I'd hand myself into the Polis for crimes I've no doubt commited and will commit in the future.

Or throw myself in front of a bus.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I'd return the

[ollie1903]

Get rid of my mcewans lager branded attire then head to Primark for a refit.

 

And some soap.

 

Scrap that. I'd head to Primark first for a wardrobe refit because I'd obviously be naked if I had to bin all my mcewans lager branded attire.

 

Then some soap.

[caledonia]

If i were a hun i would try and get rid of the smell then at least blind folk wont hate me as well.

[Bobby Connor]

If I was a Hun I would do whatever Redstar told me.

[Frank Butcher]

I missed the "p"oot the splash ffs

 

I think I preferred it without the "p",

 

I would slash my throat.

[ollie1903]

If I was a Hun I'd get as far away from sheepiekev as possible.

[Jigot]

If I was a Hun I'd get as far away from sheepiekev as possible.

Spot on,you would bolt faster than Bolt.

[Dandyesque]

I'd get some of my front teeth fixed.

[spamspamspam]

I'd buy as much paracetamol as I could carry, down it all with my bottle of buckie and pray I was reborn normal.

 

bigots dont believe in reincarnation.

 

If I was unfortunate enough to be one of them I think I'd probably feel guilty and give the

[spamspamspam]

I'd return the

[Dandyesque]

maybez I should've read the whole thread first :idea:

 

Nah, it's OK - I'm sure there's more than one hun that's a thieving shit.