ChutneyLove Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 i) Having a kip when the boss leaves at midnight.ii) Rimming dayshifts cupsiii) Choring aplentyiv) 4 day weeksv) Daytime telly Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 why would a hardware store need a night shift? (and you shouldn't do that to peoples' cups.. that's just nasty ) 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 easier to knock one out in the bogs. downside is, less of a danger factor though Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Less chance of killing someone when fucking around with nail guns and such. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Easier to rape my male colleagues Link to comment
Big Man Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Easier to destroy shit and blame someone else. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 It's easier to use the company phone to call sex lines. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 13, 2012 Author Share Posted July 13, 2012 Sounds like some of you might work with me. Ginger Dave, is that you? Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 The post breakfast Wank and then falling asleep in daylight :thumbs: And its easier to knock one out pretty much anywhere tbh, including your Boss' chair Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 13, 2012 Author Share Posted July 13, 2012 The post breakfast Wank and then falling asleep in daylight :thumbs: And its easier to knock one out pretty much anywhere tbh, including your Boss' chair Bosses chair is for special occasions. Usually Fridays. Pokey bum wank on birthdays. Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 The long ailes double up as great bowling lanes for all the various pin shaped items in the store. You can use any ball shaped item from the store that carries a bit of weight as your ball. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I used to work nightshift down on Links Road. I got reported to my company and a written warning for hiding in the graveyard and throwing eggs at prostitutes. That's odd. Some fucker hit me with an egg down by the harbour a few years ago. Coincidence? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 That's odd. Some fucker hit me with an egg down by the harbour a few years ago. Coincidence? so you're a male prostitute? and "boofon manor" is code for the brothel? (is it still a brothel if it's filled with male and not female prostitutes? ) 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 so you're a male prostitute? and "boofon manor" is code for the brothel? (is it still a brothel if it's filled with male and not female prostitutes? ) No. A hooker was sucking my balls and I got an egg smashed off my jacket. You'd do well to not jump to conclusions. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 No. A hooker was sucking my balls and I got an egg smashed off my jacket. You'd do well to not jump to conclusions. i just posed a question.. i'd yet to reach a conclusion. but duly noted. and my sincerest apologies for calling your profession into question. x 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 i just posed a question.. i'd yet to reach a conclusion. but duly noted. and my sincerest apologies for calling your profession into question. x No worries. Rent boy is more of a hobby than a profession. :thumbs: Link to comment
Club5 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 No worries. Rent boy is more of a hobby than a profession. :thumbs: Well. This is a bit awkward! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Well. This is a bit awkward! Only if you're a bender. Or my brother. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Didn't happen to be an Indian builder that was sucking you off boofon was it?That could explain who the egg chucker was Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Didn't happen to be an Indian builder that was sucking you off boofon was it?That could explain who the egg chucker was I'd forgot about that. Was that not some fourway swinger party in a tent involving Rumpus, an indian mud engineer and two hairies? I'm just back from a week of camping. A lucky escape. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I'd forgot about that. Was that not some fourway swinger party in a tent involving Rumpus, an indian mud engineer and two hairies? I'm just back from a week of camping. A lucky escape. I cant remember the full story but do remember Rumpus getting the piss ripped out of him over it. I'm sure others are in the know. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I cant remember the full story but do remember Rumpus getting the piss ripped out of him over it. I'm sure others are in the know. He definitely wanked off an Indian mud engineer. The tent bit might all be in my imagination but it fits in well with indians. Not the red indian tents mind you. The wierd looking tents that Indians occasionally stay in beside the Ganges river. He'd never wank off a red indian. He wouldn't know HOW. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 He definitely wanked off an Indian mud engineer. The tent bit might all be in my imagination but it fits in well with indians. Not the red indian tents mind you. The wierd looking tents that Indians occasionally stay in beside the Ganges river. He'd never wank off a red indian. He wouldn't know HOW. You Navaho he might Link to comment
dervish Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 He definitely wanked off an Indian mud engineer. The tent bit might all be in my imagination but it fits in well with indians. Not the red indian tents mind you. The wierd looking tents that Indians occasionally stay in beside the Ganges river. He'd never wank off a red indian. He wouldn't know HOW. Cream-of-some-biy indeed. Link to comment
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