The Traditional Scottish Festival

[Ke1t]

Used to go to the local Scottish Festivals and see a bunch of Scum fitba tops... but this year, aside from a lone Rashellic Kiddy-Botherer, there was not a Hun top in sight. Desperately unhappy about this, because I DO plan to go up to one and get my photae taken standing next to the miserable oaf while giving it the big thumbs up.

 

How's it looking over there... they still wearing their puke stained out of date tops stretched over their massive, massive bellies like in the old days?

 

Or have they all fled back into the woodwork like the rats they are?

 

If you see one, get your photae standing next to it. It'll be something to show your grandkids.

 

"That's right, my lad. Monsters really did exist back then... that's where stories about trolls and ogres came from. It was just people seeing Huns. No, no... no-one ever mistook them for people."

 

 

Anyway, no Trogs today, Kelt sad.

 

[The Oxford Don]

Bit of a sense of humour failure at the moment amongst the Brotherhood of Orc.

 

I went up to one Rangers strip's simian occupant on Thursday and, as cheerily as possible, said 'nice antique!' The simian just glowered at me and told me to fuck off.

 

So photies may prove problematic.

 

I'll work on it, though

[jassb]

Walked along Union Street today and only saw one of the dirty tops, polo shirt style with the defunct team logo He was a right minker, a fat bald fucker. And his bird was worse with her fat belly sticking out. Might have been pregnant but I think it was just flab.

 

I was having a laugh to myself then saw an AFC top with the Atlantic logo. Bird wearing it looked like she needed a good wash too.

[NorthernLights24]

I saw a hun on Great Western Road today. Looked like a total minker with his old hun top on, tracksuit and tacky Union Jack baseball cap

[Robbie Winters]

Spotted one sitting in his motor stuck at traffic lights so could not resist a thumbs up / thumbs down with a cheeky smile

All I got back was a single fuck off middle finger, again he had the obligatory fat munter sitting beside him

[tommo1903]

This calls for a thread called spot a hun.

 

If you see one, get your photo taken beside it. Prize to the ugliest and least ugliest female.

[Dynamo]

Down in MCR a few weeks ago, hun at Piccadilly, total stereotypical hun too.

 

"What teams that on your tracksuit?"

"Rangers pal"

"Nah, they don't exist any more, you mean Sevco?"

"What the fuck?"

"hahahaha"

 

Hun fizzing by this point.

 

"hahaha ex hun bastard"

 

Hun in a fit of rage as we walk off.

[Karl Fletcher]

I walked past one in Tesco yesterday wearing this monstrosity:

 

 

 

 

I immediately burst into song;

 

"No income Tax,

No VAT,

No money back,

No RFC..."

 

:sheepdance:

 

Received glares from him and my missus

 

Apart from that I haven't seen any kicking about recently tbh.

 

Every hun I see going forwards will be pointed at and laughed at forever more

[The Boofon]

I walked past one in Tesco yesterday wearing this monstrosity:

 

 

 

 

I immediately burst into song;

 

"No income Tax,

No VAT,

No money back,

No RFC..."

 

:sheepdance:

 

Received glares from him and my missus

 

Apart from that I haven't seen any kicking about recently tbh.

 

Every hun I see going forwards will be pointed at and laughed at forever more

 

Why were Sevco playing in old Rangers' strips against Airdrie yesterday?

 

Very odd.

[Ke1t]

Why were Sevco playing in old Rangers' strips against Airdrie yesterday?

 

Very odd.

 

New strips cost money, m'loon, and currently Sevo is running at a several million pound a month loss

 

They winna be around very long, methinks.