The Highland Don Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 We'll probably be trying to put a bus off to that one if we get enough numbers and if I get this supporters club set up. If no, train sesh down to Dingwall! Link to comment
tup Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Keep yer hair on! It's 4 to Inverness so maybe 3.5 to DIngwall. I might get a lift down anyway, it's only half that by car, a quarter of that if I'm at the wheel. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 I might get a lift down anyway, it's only half that by car, a quarter of that if I'm at the wheel. It's a stupidly long train journey. Stops at all sorts of places that aren't even on the map. Driving it is a bastard because of the lack of overtaking opportunities and fucking tourists. Getting stuck at the back of ferry traffic is murder. Link to comment
tup Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 It's a stupidly long train journey. Stops at all sorts of places that aren't even on the map. Driving it is a bastard because of the lack of overtaking opportunities and fucking tourists. Getting stuck at the back of ferry traffic is murder. I'll show you how to drive it. Tailgate like fuck. Blow folk away when they least expect it. Three abreast to the road if need be. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I ken how long the train takes ffs. EDIT - it's not a kick in the arse off 4 hours, not the 3 you suggest. Keep yer hair on! Impossible. It's already gone. Link to comment
tup Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 What % would you put the chances of boofon coming away with some excuse for not attending County away at? I'll give him the benefit of the existing doubt and say 95% chance he pulls out with some women talk. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 I'll show you how to drive it. Tailgate like fuck. Blow folk away when they least expect it. Three abreast to the road if need be. Anything north of Tain is the outlands, although the road to Thurso, from the A9 is heaven after being stuck behind a heap of cunts. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I'll show you how to drive it. Aye right. Link to comment
tup Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Anything north of Tain is the outlands, although the road to Thurso, from the A9 is heaven after being stuck behind a heap of cunts. What's so special about Tain? Why draw the mythical civilised/non-civilised line there. To me, places like Tain etc are akin to living in hell itself. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 What's so special about Tain? Why draw the mythical civilised/non-civilised line there. To me, places like Tain etc are akin to living in hell itself. Tain represents the last outpost of civilisation if you're headed north. It's also in Ross-shire. Link to comment
tup Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Tain represents the last outpost of civilisation if you're headed north. It's also in Ross-shire. I disagree. I feel that shitholes such as Tain, Alness and Invergordon ruin the landscape on an otherwise uneventful drive to Inverness. I've never been to Dingwall so cannot comment on the merits or otherwise of the place. At a wild guess, I'd hazard it to be a shithole. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 What's so special about Tain? Why draw the mythical civilised/non-civilised line there. To me, places like Tain etc are akin to living in hell itself. Wick on the other hand is all bloom and blossom. Tain represents the last outpost of civilisation if you're headed north. It's also in Ross-shire.Anywhere East of Portsoy or West of Cullen is a shithole in my opinion. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 I disagree. I feel that shitholes such as Tain, Alness and Invergordon ruin the landscape on an otherwise uneventful drive to Inverness. I've never been to Dingwall so cannot comment on the merits or otherwise of the place. At a wild guess, I'd hazard it to be a shithole. Dunno min. Depends on your perspective I guess but whenever I'm south of the Dornoch bridge it feels like home turf. Know a few folk from Thurso who feel the opposite. Ken's Garage is the centre of the universe tho. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I disagree. I feel that shitholes such as Tain, Alness and Invergordon ruin the landscape on an otherwise uneventful drive to Inverness. I've never been to Dingwall so cannot comment on the merits or otherwise of the place. At a wild guess, I'd hazard it to be a shithole. It's decent enough. It's no Dornoch but it's all right. Link to comment
tup Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Dornoch FFS! Dornoch is full of English cunts. It's not even a real place. 1 Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 Dornoch FFS! Dornoch is full of English cunts. It's not even a real place. Tainboy lives there. Link to comment
tup Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Know a few folk from Thurso You have my deepest sympathies. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Dornoch FFS! Dornoch is full of English cunts. It's not even a real place. It's a lovely place. The Castle Hotel is absolutely superb. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Tainboy lives there. Why on earth does he call himself Tainboy? Tain is a shithole. Dornoch is lovely. He should rename himself Dornochboy. It's a shame he's nae fae Tongue. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 You have my deepest sympathies. Missed the A9 turn off once and accidently drove through Wick. Not much to see and no comment. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 Why on earth does he call himself Tainboy? Tain is a shithole. Dornoch is lovely. He should rename himself Dornochboy. It's a shame he's nae fae Tongue. Think he went to school at Tain Royal Academy as there are no education facilities north of the Dornoch bridge. Link to comment
tup Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Missed the A9 turn off once and accidently drove through Wick. Not much to see and no comment. That was the A9 up until recently. The Thurso cunts changed it. What you know as the A9 is not the A9. Not in my eyes anyway. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Think he went to school at Tain Royal Academy as there are no education facilities north of the Dornoch bridge. I'm astonished he attended school given that in Words with Friends he comes out with words such as "htejy" and "fbxzv" Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I'm astonished he attended school given that in Words with Friends he comes out with words such as "htejy" and "fbxzv" was the Hat WWF competition ever completed? who was the winner? Link to comment
redsector Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I'm in. With my 4 newly purchased season tickets, 2 of which are Black & Gold. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 was the Hat WWF competition ever completed? who was the winner? I won. Vertical suplexed tup through a table and he was nae coming back from that. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I won. Vertical suplexed tup through a table and he was nae coming back from that.Flat on his back with his shoulders on the mat. Not where you want to be! Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Tain and Dornoch are both nice. Boofon won't be at the football, he is a big poof. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 18, 2012 Author Share Posted July 18, 2012 Why on earth does he call himself Tainboy? Tain is a shithole. Dornoch is lovely. He should rename himself Dornochboy. It's a shame he's nae fae Tongue. Tain is not a shithole. Of the seaboard villages it's the one that has old buildings and some character about it. I'm a balti boy and ours was a wee seaboard village with zero landmarks whatsoever. Fact of the matter is that Tup fears Invergordon, and rightly so. Link to comment
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