maryhilldon Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Bassists should never front a band. Fact.Paul McCartney? Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Hate it when you sit on the fence SOTR....... Reading that through, it sounds harsher than I intended! As I mentioned, despite the obvious, there is something quite endearing about Bluto10's online persona.. 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 When you talk about pretensions on here, Parklife runs him close I'd say.... However, the way Bluto presents his pretentiousness is actually quite likeable/entertaining. You can't say the same thing about Parklife unfortunately... I imagine Bluto sitting there in a pretentious dutch cafe next to a quaint canal, quaffing his elaborate beers, while grazing on his even more pretentious pub tapas, watching 'european football' (read: cheering on Man United), kitted out in his finest Paul Smith threads from the 1990s.... I imagine he does believe he's some sort of avant-garde pioneer of new-age cool! I imagine that these delusions of grandeur grow ever stronger, with each passing 9% belgian beer. I imagine him scrolling through the forum, chuckling to himself as he reads the comments from the uncouth, great-unwashed philistines of AFC Chat! He probably feels sorry for us... the unenlighted, culturally repressed. 'How must it feel to live your life in constant darkness?' Unfortunately for Bluto, the perception of the majority is that he's little more than a poorly dressed, drunken old balloon, full of hot air! Culture. Architecture. History. Bluto is surrounded by these... as he loves to routinely tell us. However, Bluts is a man of limited intelligence, and has little appreciation of any of the arts... however, as a mantra, if he keeps repeating them often enough, it makes him sound more refined and also provides a cover for his drinking problem. I actually enjoy Bluto's interactions with Harcus... They are also a fantastic vehicle for his pretentiousness. Being so culturally enlightened, to paraphrase Stuart Cosgrove, you get the sense that he believes he is so superior to a primitive troglodyte like Harcus, that he could measure it by the yard. 'Live fast, die old. Wot were u doing this weekend croft boy LOL?' When Harcus makes an arse of him, you can tell he finds it hard to compute... how dare a neanderthal from such a backward, repressed society, attempt to mock a cultured, debonair individual like Bluto10? I actually found that very funny, but sad at the same time. Bloots comes across as a very basic, likable human being...and so does H. Doubt Bloots even knows how to spell pretencious. Link to comment
Henry Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I was just getting at Bono and Bluto being quite similar spellings. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I don't think Bluto is pretentious in the slightest, or takes himself seriously. Fine chap with a great taste in beers. Can probably throw a kettle over a pub. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 auld greys a basic cunt..aboot is basic is ye cin git..n eh hink the crew tak advantag eh that. e turns awa fae cunts tae tak ez pics, ez sly wi that..eh hink ez feart eh the crew Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Fuck sake SOT @cans on a Friday night I normally fall asleep, nae produce a psychogical profile of someone online I’ve never met! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 who you out with in Bahrain this week Mobz min? LW aye? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 the crew wir meant tae hae hiv beasted ez erse ower a car bonnet lest year whin e wis buckled..ez basic but ez calculatin..look it the framin eh ez pics..thir a lot e disna want ye tae see..e goat caught oot wi a reflection lest year n wis scramblin like fuck..pliyed it safe ever since Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Bassists should never front a band. Fact.LemmyLes Claypool Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 the crew wir meant tae hae hiv beasted ez erse ower a car bonnet lest year whin e wis buckled..ez basic but ez calculatin..look it the framin eh ez pics..thir a lot e disna want ye tae see..e goat caught oot wi a reflection lest year n wis scramblin like fuck..pliyed it safe ever sinceDid Bluts live in Hollyoaks at one time? https://youtu.be/ra9ei6kRdv8 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 buzzard thats how imagine the scene pliyed oot..it wis shut up meg thit telt ez aboot it. the crew ir a enigma..dinna ken how e widna git thim tae come oantae the forum..man utd daft that cunt..if the crew isna real ez let every cunt doon..least the cunt cid dae is tell everycunt wit the crew ir like..aw ez sed is thir aw turnin 40 this year n thiv goat a weekend awa arringed Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 lolI knew instantly what that hollyoaks link would Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 What else would you like to know about the crew AK?eh want tae ken aboot group dinamics.. whas the leader.. whas the joker in the pack..thir a big pert eh ez world n if thir nae there thir in ez mind n thats some hefty shutter island shyte like Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 first rule of the crew is: you don’t talk about the crew Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 first rule of the crew is: you don’t talk about the crewI wish the PGs had that rule. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 When you talk about pretensions on here, Parklife runs him close I'd say.... However, the way Bluto presents his pretentiousness is actually quite likeable/entertaining. You can't say the same thing about Parklife unfortunately... I imagine Bluto sitting there in a pretentious dutch cafe next to a quaint canal, quaffing his elaborate beers, while grazing on his even more pretentious pub tapas, watching 'european football' (read: cheering on Man United), kitted out in his finest Paul Smith threads from the 1990s.... I imagine he does believe he's some sort of avant-garde pioneer of new-age cool! I imagine that these delusions of grandeur grow ever stronger, with each passing 9% belgian beer. I imagine him scrolling through the forum, chuckling to himself as he reads the comments from the uncouth, great-unwashed philistines of AFC Chat! He probably feels sorry for us... the unenlighted, culturally repressed. 'How must it feel to live your life in constant darkness?' Unfortunately for Bluto, the perception of the majority is that he's little more than a poorly dressed, drunken old balloon, full of hot air! Culture. Architecture. History. Bluto is surrounded by these... as he loves to routinely tell us. However, Bluts is a man of limited intelligence, and has little appreciation of any of the arts... however, as a mantra, if he keeps repeating them often enough, it makes him sound more refined and also provides a cover for his drinking problem. I actually enjoy Bluto's interactions with Harcus... They are also a fantastic vehicle for his pretentiousness. Being so culturally enlightened, to paraphrase Stuart Cosgrove, you get the sense that he believes he is so superior to a primitive troglodyte like Harcus, that he could measure it by the yard. 'Live fast, die old. Wot were u doing this weekend croft boy LOL?' When Harcus makes an arse of him, you can tell he finds it hard to compute... how dare a neanderthal from such a backward, repressed society, attempt to mock a cultured, debonair individual like Bluto10? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Yeah #soz DD min.I haven’t just ordered a 12%Bush Amber, that’s a complete lie, im actually at home with my mum having a cuppa and biscuit Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Or out on a 'sesh' with your boy... #reflectioninthewindowgate #clockgate Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I wish the PGs had that rule.They disbanded months ago Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 They disbanded months agoHow come? Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Would all members of the crew describe you as part of the crew Bluts, or is it 'Bluts AND the Crew' the dynamic leading the uniformed to suggest that you are the leader. Sort of like Huey Lewis and the News ? but without saxaphonesNow there’s a question. Do Huey Lewis’ band enjoy not being in the news now and what happens if one is once more thrust into the current affairs spotlight. Understandable confusion all round! Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 How come?Robbie Robertson thought he could go it alone and broke up the gang Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Robbie Robertson thought he could go it alone and broke up the gangSelfish cunt. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Don’t forget #sunshineatnighttimegateOh yeah! How could I forget that?! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Don’t forget #sunshineatnighttimegate no idea what you are on about (Other than the fact you hate it that I drink more than you) Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Oh yeah! How could I forget that?!even more strange is the fact that you keep perpetuating this sort of shite. absolutely mental Link to comment
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