manboobs109 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 What's the script for committing the cardinal son of driving down Union Street? Automatic ANPR ticket or do you need to get stopped by the pigs? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: What's the script for committing the cardinal son of driving down Union Street? Automatic ANPR ticket or do you need to get stopped by the pigs? Don't think we have anything automatic to send out tickets. We have a few Bus Gates that do send out automatic fines which have caught loads of people out. I was actually walking down Union Street yesterday and 2 cars did indeed drive down the pedestrian part much to the surprise of those walking about. If the police did spot them I would imagine that they would get stopped and either warned or fined. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: What's the script for committing the cardinal son of driving down Union Street? Automatic ANPR ticket or do you need to get stopped by the pigs? Run over the blacks Link to comment
Joe pike Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 The bus gates union st/market st are hardly signposted. I wonder why? Could'nt be the thousands of fines could it? Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 There’s nae point in caring about it anymore. Just drive through the barrier and say you didn’t know what was going on. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Fridge said: There’s nae point in caring about it anymore. Just drive through the barrier and say you didn’t know what was going on. Aye and cause sheer chaos. Yir a madman fridgo Link to comment
Joe pike Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, Fridge said: There’s nae point in caring about it anymore. Just drive through the barrier and say you didn’t know what was going on. Sorry officer I'm a daftie,please let me off. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Ha. Reckon my solicitor would get me off. I’ve done a lot worse Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 I drove down the bottom bit today. Nearly got caught by the bus gate bit. Got myself in a right old fankle Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 On 11/20/2020 at 4:44 PM, Bad_Mobby said: Sometimes walked fae my old work at Kirkhill Ind Estate to Rosemount - roughly the same Cars/Buses L O L times, plural? how come? 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 41 minutes ago, Fridge said: Ha. Reckon my solicitor would get me off. I’ve done a lot worse Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 I reckon Fridge is a druglord and that Spar thing was a couple of Yardies trying to sling on one of his corners. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 46 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: What’s your worst misdemeanour Fridge? Fed his ex wife to pigs Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Raped a negroid and then killed her. Nobody has ever proven it. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 This didn’t happen by the way. She said yes at David Goodwillie. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Bloke in Livingstone just got found not guilty of 3 counts of rape. His excuse was he had a medical condition and he was asleep when he did it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Just now, Joe pike said: Bloke in Livingstone just got found not guilty of 3 counts of rape. His excuse was he had a medical condition and he was asleep when he did it. I actually do a bit of that. Wife calls in 'sleep beasting' Grab her tits n'that. Can see how the boy got done. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Bluto10 said: times, plural? how come? Fancied the walk? ? gassed at the weekend?? ? C A ? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Just now, Bad_Mobby said: And you have a pop at pakis down south for doing much and such the same? You fucking beast Those cunts are wide awake and well you know it. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 31 minutes ago, Joe pike said: Bloke in Livingstone just got found not guilty of 3 counts of rape. His excuse was he had a medical condition and he was asleep when he did it. Prince Andrew lives in Livingston now? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 @dazzy_deff you can collect the hale set!! Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Poodler said: @dazzy_deff you can collect the hale set!! What a bonus. Means I can comply with the great man Rocket...only fools pay RRP. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 I see Overhype, in the Green, got turned oer last night. 80k stock stolen. Second hand stone island jackets. they've put out an appeal online for money to start again. always wondered what SI's take on the selling on of their luxury product at a reduced rate, making a mockery of it being exclusive or luxury. although tbh, it's a bit embarrassing seeing so much people wearing it these days. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-overhype-reopen?utm_source=whatsapp-visit&utm_medium=chat&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Being a new store and wanting to open as quickly as possible for the community, meant we were still in the process of securing the shop with CCTV and alarm systems, which were due installation early the following week. Sounds pretty dodgy if you ask me, inside job a possibility? I always think folk that set up their own gofundme pages are at it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 23 minutes ago, Poodler said: I see Overhype, in the Green, got turned oer last night. 80k stock stolen. Second hand stone island jackets. they've put out an appeal online for money to start again. always wondered what SI's take on the selling on of their luxury product at a reduced rate, making a mockery of it being exclusive or luxury. although tbh, it's a bit embarrassing seeing so much people wearing it these days. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-overhype-reopen?utm_source=whatsapp-visit&utm_medium=chat&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet No insurance then? What a crock of shit. Go fund yourself you chancing bastards. 1 Link to comment
NEM Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Poodler said: I see Overhype, in the Green, got turned oer last night. 80k stock stolen. Second hand stone island jackets. they've put out an appeal online for money to start again. always wondered what SI's take on the selling on of their luxury product at a reduced rate, making a mockery of it being exclusive or luxury. although tbh, it's a bit embarrassing seeing so much people wearing it these days. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-overhype-reopen?utm_source=whatsapp-visit&utm_medium=chat&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet Only had insurance for fire and not theft I heard - daft cunts Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Anyone want to buy a couple jackets? 1 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 24 minutes ago, NEM said: Only had insurance for fire and not theft I heard - daft cunts Fucking hell. ?♂️ Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Good publicity, raise some cash for your xmas, and you just put the 2nd hand shite in your garage until it blows over and you gradually put it back on the shelves. Folk can't tell it's the same stalk due to the second hand nature. Decent plan to be fair. I'm not insinuating they did this, but if everything they say is true they aren't the brightest. Link to comment
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