Simply Red Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: He shuffled into Mi Amore the first week of lockdown with his missus. He was looking old. Would come up to my shoulder but small, old, bald, red-nosed etc., same old same old. Was his missus tidy and under 40? Please say aye Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: I thought you would ask and damn, I have to admit to not getting a good look. This old wifie went past and wasn't notice-worthy and then some time later Craigie did. He must've been parking the car and I only just recognised him. She was definitely 60's minimum and possibly in her 70's. More like he was parking his member into some u40 sort in the disabledz, while the ball&chain got the drinks in. Consummate shagger i heard. Willie Miller is his apprentice. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 29 minutes ago, Simply Red said: More like he was parking his member into some u40 sort in the disabledz, while the ball&chain got the drinks in. Consummate shagger i heard. Willie Miller is his apprentice. Was he nae dipping Hazel Irvine for a good while?..sure he wis?? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Misers Hill said: Was he nae dipping Hazel Irvine for a good while?..sure he wis?? That was the rumour with McCoist I remember. Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Careful with the picture posting, RS. Manboobs will be sliding it to your DM's and asking for pictures of "a body-part". Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 7 hours ago, rocket_scientist said: Yes I saw a video that had been doctored. You may remember a blue and white striped shirt in the video? Poodles, how do I get a you need some cream face on a photo? Never photoshopped in my life. free online picture upload Thought you said you werent bald. That's the highest hairline I've ever seen. Bite the bullet and shave it off min. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 What's with the clown shoes? 1 1 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: What's with the clown shoes? Steel toe cap boots for kicking in all the young crew, they just happen to be brown. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, shut up meg said: Steel toe cap boots for kicking in all the young crew, they just happen to be brown. One is, the other one's red. Odd. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 I've got a mate that wears different coloured trainers. Converse, the baseball ones, bugs the fuck out of me. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Parklife said: Careful with the picture posting, RS. Manboobs will be sliding it to your DM's and asking for pictures of "a body-part". Nonsense. I would be seen dead in mismatching Doc Martens. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Prison number 2215 ..? HMP Slade...? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 I use an app called FaceSwap, RS, for the Simon Weston inserts. milne_afc and Mobby are royalty of the app. There was a whole face swap thread in your absence that was gold FWIW, I like the boots. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 22 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: In the late 80's, the girls in the office called my front bit "the spider" (where my RS tattoo is - got that done just before lockdown, on March 12th, 7 years to the day after I stopped smoking). It's still there but I get a 1 over it so it's good as bald leaving only the heavily receded hairline. Given my old man was totally bald at 23/24, I need to not shave it all off to prove I beat him. My wee brother who died 7 years ago had the exact same hairline but when he shaved it all off, I didn't dig the twig so always left it like this, only the last time I got a 1 all over instead of the 2 all over and the 1 on the spider and sides. I can't help the degree of baldness. It's the small and fat and drink problem and meltdowns and mentally unhinged (from the troll) and other fabrications that amuse me, or disturb me actually. Look what happened to Roberto. If you spend extraordinary energies on bad shit, the bad karma gonna eat you. Just remembered, the day that pic was teen was after I'd met my best mate for lunch. He shaves it all off and is totally bald. It looks good on him but I dinna funcy the idea. Shaving it would look better than that. Meltdowns and mentally unhinged? No idea where he got that idea from. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: Are you in the habit of giving advice to people on matters which are strictly personal preference? Vidafty Dazzoon. No but people will be slagging you behind your back when they see you. Just trying to look out for you. Clinging on for dear life min. Nae a good look. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Quite fancy a pair of DMs. Not had a pair for years . Always polished over the yellow stitching though, never liked it . Get a pair of trickers then. Link to comment
NEM Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 20 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Edited Not sure it's appropriate to be posting personal shit about folk like that on here tbh Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Just now, rocket_scientist said: But it's ok for him to reveal where I live and post pics of my daughter? When did I post pics of your daughter? I replied findoon in response to you posting bridge of Doon. You posted where I live, as most folk already know. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, NEM said: Not sure it's appropriate to be posting personal shit about folk like that on here tbh You're right it's not. Shows him up for the wanker he is. Link to comment
NEM Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: But it's ok for him to reveal where I live and post pics of my daughter? Missed that post but no not really. Regardless two wrongs don't make a right Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, NEM said: Missed that post but no not really. Regardless two wrongs don't make a right You missed it because it didn't happen. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said: When did I post pics of your daughter? I replied findoon in response to you posting bridge of Doon. You posted where I live, as most folk already know. Here we go again, BoD this, BoD that, you BoD’ers cant help dropping a humblebrag. So you grew up with a Finefare on yir doorstep, get over it. 2 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Just now, Simply Red said: Here we go again, BoD this, BoD that, you BoD’ers cant help dropping a humblebrag. So you grew up with a Finefare on yir doorstep, get over it. Better when it was Gateway. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Just now, dazzy_deff said: Better when it was Gateway. Did Gateway have a Pot Noodle bar in it? Doubt it. Case closed Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Just now, Simply Red said: Did Gateway have a Pot Noodle bar in it? Doubt it. Case closed Da ken I was about 2 when it closed. Old cunt Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said: Da ken I was about 2 when it closed. Old cunt Raging cos you missed out on the Pot Noodle bar Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I just looked Trickers up. Too expensive. Not paying that for boots . Steal them then. weegie. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Just another happy Tuesday on the Hat Link to comment
daytripping Posted November 3, 2020 Author Share Posted November 3, 2020 The boots are hideous. Link to comment
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