Redforever86 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Fridge just buy exactly the same watch brand new, use some old tea bags to add a patina and your daughter will never know. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 17 hours ago, Fridge said: For the love of fuck, where can I get a watch battery replaced. I’m not talking Rolex’s or anything but my daughter bought this one for me so I wear it all the time. Trekked round the city centre and couldn’t clf”find one place, all I need is a fucking Timpson’s or something but there is literally nowhere. Went into the Trinity Centre and there are about 5 places still open. Absolute embarrassment. Which one Fridge? No picture. Unable to help with that extremely vague description. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 How the fuck can a grown man nae change a fuckin watch battery? Basics. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 41 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: How the fuck can a grown man nae change a fuckin watch battery? Basics. Hes got nae fingers yi cunt 2 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 18 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Hes got nae fingers yi cunt Nae excuse. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, minijc said: Venture in to Torry @Fridge and head to Roy Charles on Victoria road. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 23 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Hes got nae fingers yi cunt Hahahaha Magic. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Has Fridge’s position as Aberdeen’s top fucking hard nut been confirmed yet? He's waiting for the right time. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Has Fridge’s position as Aberdeen’s top fucking hard nut been confirmed yet? He's nae fingers apparently so couldna' knock the stew aff a bap. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: He's nae fingers apparently so couldna' knock the stew aff a bap. His fingerless stumps would knock you into next wik Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Simply Red said: His fingerless stumps would knock you into next wik Of course they would.? Please stop, you're scaring me? Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 That’s the Sandollar tatties The best beach breakfast is one with the Thai birds working in it. Gorgeous women. Electric heaters in it though. Awful Link to comment
Simply Red Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Poodler said: That’s the Sandollar tatties The best beach breakfast is one with the Thai birds working in it. Gorgeous women. Electric heaters in it though. Awful How come? Thats a shocker like, always heaving. Great food, fine wifie. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Poodler said: That’s the Sandollar tatties The best beach breakfast is one with the Thai birds working in it. Gorgeous women. Electric heaters in it though. Awful Pedant alert. That’s the beach, nae the city centre. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 16 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: How the fuck can a grown man nae change a fuckin watch battery? Basics. I actually maybe wasn’t specific enough, I did put in a new battery and it has not worked so there is possibly something more mechanical wrong with it but I have no recollection of damaging it or exterior damage hence why I think it is battery related. If one if you experts want to have a crack at it you are more than welcome. I won’t grass you up to the taxman. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 25 minutes ago, Fridge said: I actually maybe wasn’t specific enough, I did put in a new battery and it has not worked so there is possibly something more mechanical wrong with it but I have no recollection of damaging it or exterior damage hence why I think it is battery related. If one if you experts want to have a crack at it you are more than welcome. I won’t grass you up to the taxman. I wouldn't charge ? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Fridge said: I actually maybe wasn’t specific enough, I did put in a new battery and it has not worked so there is possibly something more mechanical wrong with it but I have no recollection of damaging it or exterior damage hence why I think it is battery related. If one if you experts want to have a crack at it you are more than welcome. I won’t grass you up to the taxman. Battery in upside down is my assessment. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 used a triple a when a aa was required Link to comment
pocrawred Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 6 hours ago, Bluto10 said: used a triple a when a aa was required More pedant, triple A, and an AA....... Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: You’ve probably fucked it trying to change the battery yourself. Go fone ehs pleb hanzo..pretend to be Rud Hull...then ask how the wife is.. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Wouldn’t hire someone with an @icloud or any other generic email account. Probably shits in a bucket. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Wouldn’t hire someone with an @icloud or any other generic email account. Probably shits in a bucket. Phone him and tell him that then you big fanny Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 9 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Phone him and tell him that then you big fanny I’ve sent him an email Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 21 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Wouldn’t hire someone with an @icloud or any other generic email account. Probably shits in a bucket. Ken, why go to the expense of getting your van done and nae spend £30 on a domain. Link to comment
Parklife Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 23 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Phone him and tell him that then you big fanny ^ fatmanslushies@icloud.com Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Ken, why go to the expense of getting your van done and nae spend £30 on a domain. aye ok simon 1 Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Some mothers do ave em ? Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 38 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Some mothers do ave em Hmmm Betty, put them over there and we'll grout them in the morning. 1 Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said: Some mothers do ave em Imagine him on eh roof wee rud.?...fixing eh aerial...fan emu? ehs sitting watchin.. eh Manure final.?.doonstairs..fones mikes wif ...ohh Betty....er died?...fits eh score...?☠️ 1 Link to comment
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