Aberdeen City Centre

[Fridge]

3 hours ago, redone said:

Not to mention his 24/7 Hutchwatch 

[Fridge]

Hope naebody was out without a jacket, that rain was fucking mental

[Fridge]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you carry an umbrella, Frigo? For the record, I don’t. 

Do I fuck. Got a rain jacket for flashing purposes.

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What do you think the ratio of women carrying umbrellas in their bags as opposed to dildos is, compared to the 1980s?

Where did that question come from? Did women used to carry dildos in their bags in the 80s?

What actually happened to the good old fashioned flasher, you never read of that in the papers now.

[styrofoamplates]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not even a dildo per se, a vibrator counts as well. (Basically any sex toy)

Do anal beads count?

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We were walking through Linn Park years back when two cops approached us and asked us if we had seen a bloke who had exposed himself to two young girls.He then added ‘“And he wasn’t just exposing himself if you know what I mean”

I took that as he was having a chug as well. 

That is deviance of the highest order. Imagine having to explain that one to your solicitor.

[Quagmire]

37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We were walking through Linn Park years back when two cops approached us and asked us if we had seen a bloke who had exposed himself to two young girls.He then added ‘“And he wasn’t just exposing himself if you know what I mean”

I took that as he was having a chug as well. 

Preferred Limp Bizkit. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We were walking through Linn Park years back when two cops approached us and asked us if we had seen a bloke who had exposed himself to two young girls.He then added ‘“And he wasn’t just exposing himself if you know what I mean”

I took that as he was having a chug as well. 

Well, were you having a chug?

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

 Imagine having to explain that one to your solicitor.

^ Another recurring Fridge post.

[Fridge]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

^ Another recurring Fridge post.

Na I wouldn’t be up to that deviance I’m afraid

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

^ Another recurring Fridge post.

Bet every taxi driver in Aberdeen has heard that twice. 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Na I wouldn’t be up to that deviance I’m afraid

Remember the old adage:

 

If she’s a bar maid,

Get her laid,

Just a glass collector,

Reject her. 

[dave_min]

26 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Remember the old adage:

 

If she’s a bar maid,

Get her laid,

Just a glass collector,

Reject her. 

What about the bar supervisor?

[Fridge]

29 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Remember the old adage:

 

If she’s a bar maid,

Get her laid,

Just a glass collector,

Reject her. 

I think it is actually:

You must be delirious 

If you take anything Fridge posts  serious 

[Reed or deed]

50 minutes ago, dave_min said:

What about the bar supervisor?

Then show her your sizer 😎

[dave_min]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ah yes ‘sizer’ that well known word for your cock that absolutely no one uses except you above. 

^^^
Small sizer energy.

[Edwin Starr]

See a cruise ship came in today again.

What an affront have union street as our main centre .

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ukrainians? 

If it was they'd be happy to see a street relatively intact.

[Studebaker-90]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We were walking through Linn Park years back when two cops approached us and asked us if we had seen a bloke who had exposed himself to two young girls.He then added ‘“And he wasn’t just exposing himself if you know what I mean”

I took that as he was having a chug as well. 

Well I doubt he was juggling 

[chief_wiggum]

57 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ukrainians? 

No Aida cruise line, think it was the Aida Aura, mostly Germans. Only smaller ships fit in the new harbour. So that's 1250 krouts braving the Torry pong, hopefully most went on organized tours up Deeside etc and didn't plump for a walk along a shitty Union Street.

[Studebaker-90]

36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Might have been juggling his testes with his other hand.

Only impressive if they’re really saggy 

[Edwin Starr]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ukrainians? 

I've no idea Sooper.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

I've no idea Sooper.

Soops is trying to be smart Eddie. Tell him to fuck off.

[Edwin Starr]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Soops is trying to be smart Eddie. Tell him to fuck off.

I've never done that Don.

 

Tbh I didn't know he was on the wind up.

[Don Fonte]

48 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

I've never done that Don.

 

Tbh I didn't know he was on the wind up.

He always is.

Watch yourself with him. I have your best interests at heart.

[Roberto]

3 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

See a cruise ship came in today again.

What an affront have union street as our main centre .

Welcome to like 2 months ago.

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Welcome to like 2 months ago.

The tourists love Aberdeen, getting shown round the old town and fittie. People are too quick to put the place down.

I also love Aberdeen, it's a great place to live. 

Pity the SNP bizarrely high business rates have destroyed Union street but lots more to see.

[Poodler]

13 hours ago, Fridge said:

Where did that question come from? Did women used to carry dildos in their bags in the 80s?

What actually happened to the good old fashioned flasher, you never read of that in the papers now.

Or the classic pervy phone call 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 hours ago, daytripping said:

The tourists love Aberdeen, getting shown round the old town and fittie. People are too quick to put the place down.

I also love Aberdeen, it's a great place to live. 

Pity the SNP bizarrely high business rates have destroyed Union street but lots more to see.

Aye, Kincorth is still a wonderful place.  Get the Johnny Foreigners up the fuckin' Grumps.

[Redforever86]

20 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Aye, Kincorth is still a wonderful place.  Get the Johnny Foreigners up the fuckin' Grumps.

Will be like Kunta Kincorth in a few years biding in this Union min.