Gurkha Knives

[Stoney]

What are they worth, and how do you go about selling them.

[Ke1t]

What are they worth, and how do you go about selling them.

 

Correct name is the Kukri, and you can buy and sell them on EBay.

 

Chopee Chopee

[Stoney]

I always thought it was illegal to sell stabby weapons on ebay, wowsers notice one is worth over a ton...decent and the other is bigger bonus

[Ke1t]

I always thought it was illegal to sell stabby weapons on ebay, wowsers notice one is worth over a ton...decent and the other is bigger bonus

 

I know it's illegal to sell NAZI memorabilia on EBay, which is a bummer, because I like me some NAZI memorabilia.

[tutankamun]

I assumed this was going to be a Millertime-esq thread.

 

As in: has anyone got one, what are the best ones to get and where can I buy them?

[Stoney]

I know it's illegal to sell NAZI memorabilia on EBay, which is a bummer, because I like me some NAZI memorabilia.

 

Haha see millertime for that haha.

 

I have know idea how I came by these knives would they have been used in ze war?

[The Boofon]

Haha see millertime for that haha.

 

I have know idea how I came by these knives would they have been used in ze war?

 

 

Any blood stains on them?

[E-P-K]

I know it's illegal to sell NAZI memorabilia on EBay, which is a bummer, because I like me some NAZI memorabilia.

 

Check www.regimentals.co.uk for such items.

 

Expensive...

[The Boofon]

I know it's illegal to sell NAZI memorabilia on EBay, which is a bummer, because I like me some NAZI memorabilia.

 

 

It's available through many other means though Kelt.

 

One place that sells it.

[Stoney]

Any blood stains on them?

 

Im not up on the whole history, but there are chunks out of the steel....meaning they have been used no? Also something to do with if you draw it and dont use it your meant to cut yourself before you put it away?

[Sheep#1]

Next time you're at Parkhead for an away game, I'm sure one of the locals in the pubs round there would take the hands off you (literally) if you offered them for sale.

[E-P-K]

Anderson's Guns at the Hardgate in Aberdeen maybe able to value them.

[Stoney]

Anderson's Guns at the Hardgate in Aberdeen maybe able to value them.

 

Cheers min, i'll take them in over the weekend

[E-P-K]

Cheers min, i'll take them in over the weekend

 

Dinna go in by the pub for a few pints on the way, or you may be joined by some armed police...

[Stoney]

Dinna go in by the pub for a few pints on the way, or you may be joined by some armed police...

 

Haha the cops are on my side... just ask heppy

[bonzodaddy73]

I know it's illegal to sell NAZI memorabilia on EBay, which is a bummer, because I like me some NAZI memorabilia.

Believe it or not I have two pieces of Nazi gear.

The ex's father gave them to me before he died.

Item1 is a Jerry can with swastika embossed on it.

Item2 is a watering can with the swastica embossed also.

The old geezer reckoned they were of a German tank but suppose we will never know for sure.

 

You want to buy em Kelt?

[Ke1t]

Believe it or not I have two pieces of Nazi gear.

The ex's father gave them to me before he died.

Item1 is a Jerry can with swastika embossed on it.

Item2 is a watering can with the swastica embossed also.

The old geezer reckoned they were of a German tank but suppose we will never know for sure.

 

You want to buy em Kelt?

 

While I'm definitely tempted by the notion of NAZI gardening equipment, I generally tend towards small stuff like coins

 

Was interested in an M19XX helmet, but prices were getting a little silly. Starting at about 400 buck for one that looked like a lump of rusty metal. Invested in early Soviet stuff like Tanker-helmet, Soviet military helmet, officers cap and regular crap hat, even had a couple of soviet uniforms lying around for a while, though one I gave away... still have the East German border guard outfit. The wife liked that one, if you know what i mean

 

Might see if I can get hold of some Chinese military stuff, though I doubt they've anything that will fit someone over 5' tall.

[tutankamun]

While I'm definitely tempted by the notion of NAZI gardening equipment, I generally tend towards small stuff like coins

 

Was interested in an M19XX helmet, but prices were getting a little silly. Starting at about 400 buck for one that looked like a lump of rusty metal. Invested in early Soviet stuff like Tanker-helmet, Soviet military helmet, officers cap and regular crap hat, even had a couple of soviet uniforms lying around for a while, though one I gave away... still have the East German border guard outfit. The wife liked that one, if you know what i mean

 

Might see if I can get hold of some Chinese military stuff, though I doubt they've anything that will fit someone over 5' tall.

 

I used to have have a huge money collection with loads of Nazi money (coins AND notes), fuck knows where it is now. I reckon my brother has it.

 

My Grandad used to have a German soldier's helmet from WW2 which I used to play with when I was a kid. Fuck knows where that is now.

[bonzodaddy73]

While I'm definitely tempted by the notion of NAZI gardening equipment, I generally tend towards small stuff like coins

 

Was interested in an M19XX helmet, but prices were getting a little silly. Starting at about 400 buck for one that looked like a lump of rusty metal. Invested in early Soviet stuff like Tanker-helmet, Soviet military helmet, officers cap and regular crap hat, even had a couple of soviet uniforms lying around for a while, though one I gave away... still have the East German border guard outfit. The wife liked that one, if you know what i mean

 

Might see if I can get hold of some Chinese military stuff, though I doubt they've anything that will fit someone over 5' tall.

It's as I thought. I have the worst Nazi collection in the world. The watering can is a fucking topper. You could fill it with flowers and bung it on your porch, still not tempted?

 

I now have an image of Thor humping an East German border guard,thanks for that lol

[Ke1t]

It's as I thought. I have the worst Nazi collection in the world. The watering can is a fucking topper. You could fill it with flowers and bung it on your porch, still not tempted?

 

I'll tell you what, if you can get me Hitler's oven gloves to go with it, I'll take the watering can as a job lot.

[bonzodaddy73]

What am I meant to do with this shit? Someone must want it. The Poles at the carboot sale weren't interested either. Cunts....

[bonzodaddy73]

I used to have have a huge money collection with loads of Nazi money (coins AND notes), fuck knows where it is now. I reckon my brother has it.

 

My Grandad used to have a German soldier's helmet from WW2 which I used to play with when I was a kid. Fuck knows where that is now.

Don't suppose you know the whereabouts of Hitlers even oven gloves, think I've got a buyer

 

Don't tell me, no idea where they are either.

[Ke1t]

It's as I thought. I have the worst Nazi collection in the world. The watering can is a fucking topper. You could fill it with flowers and bung it on your porch, still not tempted?

 

I now have an image of Thor humping an East German border guard,thanks for that lol

 

More accurately you should be imagining Thor dressed as an East German border guard, humping Velma aff Scooby Doo, while Thor yells at her in a Teutonic accent... "SAY JINKIES! SAY JINKIES!"

 

Go on... imagine it.

 

Perfectly normal Setterday necht in the Kelt household.

 

I think it's common knowledge that I've a thing for Velma aff Scooby Doo, and while there was resistance initially, she gave in when I bought her the orange jumper, National Health frames, and the Lezza shoes.

 

[Big Man]

I'd be super careful about selling knives.

 

Don't do anything stupid like walk around with it on your person. Invite the cunt round to view and buy it and then when he steps outside it's his problem. Or sell it online.

 

I remember reading about a case recently where someone borrowed a kitchen knife from his maw for a roast on the Sunday, was walking round to return it on the Monday, he got stopped and searched for drugs, they found the knife on him (and some cannabis).

 

Arrested, charged with handling an offensive weapon, prison sentence shoved up his arse, appealed, failed.

[bonzodaddy73]

More accurately you should be imagining Thor dressed as an East German border guard, humping Velma aff Scooby Doo, while Thor yells at her in a Teutonic accent... "SAY JINKIES! SAY JINKIES!"

 

Go on... imagine it.

 

Perfectly normal Setterday necht in the Kelt household.

 

I think it's common knowledge that I've a thing for Velma aff Scooby Doo, and while there was resistance initially, she gave in when I bought her the orange jumper, National Health frames, and the Lezza shoes.

 

Well that throws a different slant on things. Velma is a personal favourite of Bonzo. I'm now picturing me fucking her in an East German uniform,Velma that is not Mrs Kelt

[Sheep#1]

I'd be super careful about selling knives.

 

Don't do anything stupid like walk around with it on your person. Invite the cunt round to view and buy it and then when he steps outside it's his problem. Or sell it online.

 

I remember reading about a case recently where someone borrowed a kitchen knife from his maw for a roast on the Sunday, was walking round to return it on the Monday, he got stopped and searched for drugs, they found the knife on him (and some cannabis).

 

Arrested, charged with handling an offensive weapon, prison sentence shoved up his arse, appealed, failed.

 

Aye but that was just his version of events, fuck knows what he was really doing wandering about with the knife

[Big Man]

Aye but that was just his version of events, fuck knows what he was really doing wandering about with the knife

 

True enough.

 

But, to be fair to him he did have other kitchen utensils on him at the time (including a baking tray i think). He could easily have been returning them to his mum.

[Stoney]

I'd be super careful about selling knives.

 

Don't do anything stupid like walk around with it on your person. Invite the cunt round to view and buy it and then when he steps outside it's his problem. Or sell it online.

 

I remember reading about a case recently where someone borrowed a kitchen knife from his maw for a roast on the Sunday, was walking round to return it on the Monday, he got stopped and searched for drugs, they found the knife on him (and some cannabis).

 

Arrested, charged with handling an offensive weapon, prison sentence shoved up his arse, appealed, failed.

 

Aye your telling me, i sold a putter to a lad in my darts team and took it down to the bar (clifton bar) im not sure if it was boredom or because i looked a bit dodge but i got into a 10 minute discussion with the 5-oh as to why i was carrying around a golf club when it was pitch black.....Moral of the story, conceal your weapons kids

 

I have a wee metal locking case for them, so should be safe enough in transit.

[Sheep#1]

True enough.

 

But, to be fair to him he did have other kitchen utensils on him at the time (including a baking tray i think). He could easily have been returning them to his mum.

 

Maybe he was going to stun his victim by battering him over the head with the baking tray, then chibbing him.

 

It was prob perfectly obvious that it was all innocent, but coppers being pricks, decided just to stitch the guy up.

[Big Man]

Aye your telling me, i sold a putter to a lad in my darts team and took it down to the bar (clifton bar) im not sure if it was boredom or because i looked a bit dodge but i got into a 10 minute discussion with the 5-oh as to why i was carrying around a golf club when it was pitch black.....Moral of the story, conceal your weapons kids

 

I have a wee metal locking case for them, so should be safe enough in transit.

 

Nice one.

 

You give the filth an inch they'll take a mile.