Ke1t Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Power cuts in India impacts around 600,000,000 people.... no electricity at all. Six hundred million people. Now if they don't get their shit together pretty sharpish I can see this being more than a little problem. Remember, this is a country that suffers periodic PLAGUE even when their water is running and their hospitals are powered up. Fucking Plague.... jesus shitbagging fuck.... is it really still the 1300s? ...anyway, ignoring my language and addressing the point (as Jon fae the BBC would say), this is the second time this has happened in a few days... so clearly there's a problem with their power grid. I'd imagine the problem is that their entire infrastructure is held together with toothpaste and bogies. What the well-dressed Indian is wearing this Plague Season Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Power cuts in India impacts around 600,000,000 people.... no electricity at all. Six hundred million people. Now if they don't get their shit together pretty sharpish I can see this being more than a little problem. Remember, this is a country that suffers periodic PLAGUE even when their water is running and their hospitals are powered up. Fucking Plague.... jesus shitbagging fuck.... is it really still the 1300s? ...anyway, ignoring my language and addressing the point (as Jon fae the BBC would say), this is the second time this has happened in a few days... so clearly there's a problem with their power grid. I'd imagine the problem is that their entire infrastructure is held together with toothpaste and bogies. What the well-dressed Indian is wearing this Plague Season Would insurance cover their frozen goods? Link to comment
tutankamun Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 The plague is as a result of about 20 billion of them washing themselves in one of the most already polluted rivers in the World... all the same time. As for electricity, I imagine most Indians don't have access to it anyway. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Don't these fuckers have a space program and nuclear capability? Link to comment
Big Man Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Don't these fuckers have a space program and nuclear capability? Yes to both counts. Link to comment
Big Man Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 It's thanks to the likes of these cunts simultaneously breeding like rabbits and trying to establish their economic dominance that civilisation as we know it will collapse in the next 100 years. A few power cuts will do them good. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 31, 2012 Author Share Posted July 31, 2012 It's thanks to the likes of these cunts simultaneously breeding like rabbits and trying to establish their economic dominance that civilisation as we know it will collapse in the next 100 years. A few power cuts will do them good. Kinda surprised there hasn't been a cheeky wee nuclear exchange between the Indians and Pakistanis. Affa excitable folks over there, and armed as they are with the most devastating weapons known to mankind, I figured that by now there'd only be about 20 folk left alive on each side. Link to comment
Big Man Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Kinda surprised there hasn't been a cheeky wee nuclear exchange between the Indians and Pakistanis. Affa excitable folks over there, and armed as they are with the most devastating weapons known to mankind, I figured that by now there'd only be about 20 folk left alive on each side. Nae mistake. Say what you like about the Pakistani's but they can build gas centrifuges quicker than you can say mango chutney. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 The UK is giving these cunts 1.6billion in aid. Granted it ends in 2015, but why if they can afford a space program or is it us that's paid for it? Link to comment
Big Man Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 The UK is giving these cunts 1.6billion in aid. Granted it ends in 2015, but why if they can afford a space program or is it us that's paid for it? There was a shit-storm about this quite recently. The Indian government said our aid wasn't worth a hill of beans and they didn't want it, but David Cameron insisted and just transferred it into their bank account. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096628/British-foreign-aid-India-tells-Britain-dont-need-peanuts-offer-us.html Link to comment
tutankamun Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Don't these fuckers have a space program and nuclear capability? Same as China and imagine China has had more power cuts affecting more people than India could ever dream of. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 China and India send some damn fine chefs and doctors to our Country, we should keep paying them, we don't really need the money anyway, it would just be absorbed by benefit cheats and sponging politicians. We get a lot of oil contracts from India as well, I bet we take out much more from India than we give it. Cool red forehead spots and cobra's too, I love them and their poppadoms with chutney and mango dips. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 1, 2012 Author Share Posted August 1, 2012 China and India send some damn fine chefs and doctors to our Country, we should keep paying them, we don't really need the money anyway, it would just be absorbed by benefit cheats and sponging politicians. We get a lot of oil contracts from India as well, I bet we take out much more from India than we give it. Cool red forehead spots and cobra's too, I love them and their poppadoms with chutney and mango dips. We should see if we could get them interested in the fitba.... they should be able to bring a fairly sizable mob to Pittodrie. What do you reckon to your chances against 500,000 Bombay Soccer Casuals steaming up King Street? 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 We should see if we could get them interested in the fitba.... they should be able to bring a fairly sizable mob to Pittodrie. What do you reckon to your chances against 500,000 Bombay Soccer Casuals steaming up King Street? You know me kelt, I'd stand and take the cunts out one by one. I reckon I'd be fit for the malnutritioned feckers! I was fit enough for the well nutritioned (beer and sausage suppers) weedgie cunts! Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 We should see if we could get them interested in the fitba.... they should be able to bring a fairly sizable mob to Pittodrie. What do you reckon to your chances against 500,000 Bombay Soccer Casuals steaming up King Street? Double post! btw Kelt, next time yer in the big smoke of Aberdeen give me a shout for a beer, I thought you were an arse when you posted on mad but i've strangely warmed to you, we could go for canopies and beers. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Double post! btw Kelt, next time yer in the big smoke of Aberdeen give me a shout for a beer, I thought you were an arse when you posted on mad but i've strangely warmed to you, we could go for canopies and beers. Drinking while parachuting is pretty dangerous I'd imagine. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 The spelling police are aboot, i'm off! Link to comment
docwatson01 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I had the pleasure of working in India for 3 weeks last year and can only describe India as living in several centuries all at once. Don't think that India will ever change much either. Link to comment
docwatson01 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 That'll explain why I can't get through to BT then. On the bright side no one will be receiving any cold sales calls for a while! Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 On the bright side no one will be receiving any cold sales calls for a while! Haha I was saying that yesterday. India, just looks like chaos even when the electricity is working. Minkers. Link to comment
tup Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 A few power cuts will do them good. Is that not a Sheryl Crow tune? Link to comment
phoenix Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Is it nae cried 'Mumbai' these days? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 i'd vouch that its only actually sent indai back to the early 21st century. place is a fcukin dump. Link to comment
zander Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I'd tika bet that they hinna been paying the bills Link to comment
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