What Are You Having For Your Lunch?

[tup]

 

I don't doubt it, I just doubt entirely the account given.

I'm sure 3 people had a conversation, probably middle of the row in general population.

 

Let's look at it though :

 

" all the while with me interjecting with witty anecdotes and sharp one-liners" - is anyone buying this?

"discussing this down and out skinny runt who walked non stop up and down the aisle. At each bulkhead he did these strange juddering movements for some reason."

I'd doubt a professional athlete was acting in this manner, more likely they were prescribed stretches and movements rather than some junkie st vitus' dance

"me being the Alpha Male in situ" - jizz swallowing slimming world failure is the Alpha Male...in a plane full of nuns, I'd bet on a nun being the Alpha

 

His conclusion of course that an endurance athlete looks unhealthy, is a cracker, cos you know over a 26 mile 385 yard (London distance) race you want to be carrying extra timber.

 

As I said risible stuff

Again this is a 'man' who wanted to lose weight and failed at the first hurdlr

You took ages to think and write about that.

 

Rumpus is not even worth one second of my time.

 

What is wrong with you?

[rumpus]

^ Short memory. You little cunt.

 

If it hadn't been for me you'd never have gotten your corner back.

[The Buzzard]

Food question.

 

I bought some butteries or rowies earlier. What do you boys put on them when eating? I'm presuming it's nice toasted with butter.

 

Please advise in advance who I should send nudes to for asking this question.

[manboobs109]

^ Short memory. You little cunt.

 

If it hadn't been for me you'd never have gotten your corner back.

Dayts changed the name back. Fuck all to do with you or the wee bald fuckwit 'striking'

[rumpus]

^ naive in the extreme....

 

I called a strike. This was a war of attrition which the 'people' won, with my fine leadership. The modertors realised post numbers were dwindling. Fast.

 

Behind the scenes, they then added a new edit function so the poster who starts a thread can change its name.

 

Then, so as not to lose face, they alerted Mr Tripping to this edit feature so it appeared it was there all along and us thickos didn't know about it. You fat fuck.

[manboobs109]

^ naive in the extreme....

 

I called a strike. This was a war of attrition which the 'people' won, with my fine leadership. The modertors realised post numbers were dwindling. Fast.

 

Behind the scenes, they then added a new edit function so the poster who starts a thread can change its name.

 

Then, so as not to lose face, they alerted Mr Tripping to this edit feature so it appeared it was there all along and us thickos didn't know about it. You fat fuck.

If that were true(it's not) it'd be a sad case boasting about it months later.

[rumpus]

To add to above: Moderators are now scared of me going against the grain again, and are now falling over themselves to keep me onside.

 

As could be clearly seen by Head Moderator sending me Official Documents to appease my inquisitiveness.

[rumpus]

If that were true(it's not) it'd be a sad case boasting about it months later.

 

Boasting? Nyet.

 

Stating facts? Da.

[manboobs109]

 

Boasting? Nyet.

 

Stating facts? Da.

No facts I'm afraid, empty boasts and lies. Standard Rumpy. I preferred it when you made up stuff about stalking your ex's

[rumpus]

I prefferd it when you posted on other forums.

[manboobs109]

I prefferd it when you posted on other forums.

Tough tits then spunkguzzler

[E-P-K]

Food question.

 

I bought some butteries or rowies earlier. What do you boys put on them when eating? I'm presuming it's nice toasted with butter.

 

Please advise in advance who I should send nudes to for asking this question.

Butter.

 

I once seen a madman have jam.

[E-P-K]

Butter and jam on a rowie.

 

Nae bad.

 

I tend to have them without either but from time to time I do have a rowie and jam.

The one and only time I thought my dad was going to hit me when I left jam residue in the butter tub

 

He took that much worse than when I drank his very expensive limited edition whisky and filled it with cold weak tea.

[Chewie37]

Fresh bakery bread, corned beef, Gouda cheese, butter olive oil hellmans mayo and colemans eng mustard.

cherry tomatoes and cucumber on side

Double espresso

Lindt 85% choc

Was that a double post or did you eat all that twice ye big fatty?

 

Food question.

I bought some butteries or rowies earlier. What do you boys put on them when eating? I'm presuming it's nice toasted with butter.

Please advise in advance who I should send nudes to for asking this question.

I admit to being weird and eat mine with cheese spread

[The Buzzard]

 

Was that a double post or did you eat all that twice ye big fatty?

 

 

I admit to being weird and eat mine with cheese spread

I had one with butter but I can see the appeal of a savoury option.

[ShinnieFGS]

Homemade tattie soup

Two petit pains

Packet of salt & vinegar snackajacks

Fizzy water with lemon

[alscotoz]

I could quite happily eat (rowie/buttery/cookie) with nothing on it...heated is nice.

[zander]

Pork with mustard sauce carrots and green beans.

[tommo1903]

@@360

 

As a fellow meal deal connoisseur, I thought I'd let you know that the Jerk Chicken Caesar Salad in the Coop's meal deal is tremendous and enters my top 5 meal deal mains.

[360]

@@360

 

As a fellow meal deal connoisseur, I thought I'd let you know that the Jerk Chicken Caesar Salad in the Coop's meal deal is tremendous and enters my top 5 meal deal mains.

 

Thank you, sir. Glad you enjoyed it.

[dave_min]

I just heard on the wireless today about the only race I'd ever consider running.

Did the GNR years ago - zero ambition to ever top that.

 

it's called the beer mile.

Is a craze in America.

4 laps of a track and a bottle of beer after every lap.

 

Some of the top times are pretty quick given the additional liquid intake, but I reckon I'd do alright at it.

 

This is what you really want:

 

http://www.marathondumedoc.com/

[Bluto10]

Not sure yet.

 

Need to do a couple hours work first.

[RAZOR]

Not sure yet.

 

Need to do a couple hours work first.

Do the chefs give the kitchen staff a meal during their shift?

[zander]

Stovies.

[tup]

A Rustler burger.

[Henry]

King prawn linguine (lidl)

bag of sunbites

Water

[looksgoodinred]

fish and chips

[KidCreole]

I will just go and check what my mummy is preparing for her wounded little soldier.

 

Update: Lentil spinage and potato dhal, With a spicy zucchini side dish. no doubt some sort of cake to follow

[dazzy_deff]

Egg mayo and salad in a whole meal wrap.

Raspberry and cranberry yoghurt

Sour cream and onion snack a jacks.

Water.

[heimin]

Burger fae van at garthdee, glass of milk