Sheeptastic Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 At St Basils in Moscow you can have your picture taken with a monkey, or many monkeys. There's a dude with a whole bunch of semi-feral monkeys.... The wife was talking to him while I was watching the dudes who are dressed as Marx, Czar Nicholas and Trotsky doing their thing. Anyway, she comes over to me and says she's going to get a picture of her taken holding a monkey for like 10 or 15 bucks, I forget how much, so I go over and hand the guy the cash... then he loads all these other semi-feral monkeys onto the wife's head and shoulders, and starts demanding more cash.. like 10 or 15 buck per monkey. "You can go and fuck yourself, you chancing twat" was my response, but he wasn't giving up... "You pay! You pay!" he's saying, and I'm all, "Get yourself to fuck. You're getting fuck all else aff me." Meanwhile the monkeys are going fucking berserk on the wife, scratching and throttling and pulling her hair.. and she's all, "Just give him money and get these monkeys off me!" and I'm like, "Not a fucking chance. He's trying to fuck us over for cash money American." Eventually I gave the guy the cash at the behest of my screaming wife, but generally I won't give in to these sorts of street-trading scam artists, but would sooner send them on their way with a size 12 boot clean up their jakey arses. The wife being savaged by monkeys, though, that was a special case. What I'm saying is... the guy with the monkeys... if you see him just know what his angle is beforehand. and secondly see if you can get about 60 bucks American off the cunt, because I havnae forgot the bastard owes me. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 it's a wonder the Russian feds haven't chucked these monkey pushers in the gulags. reading that, I was thinking about bad dates and raiders of the lost ark! they're probably riddled with disease, rabies being the prize. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 40 must see photos from the past I never realised they based the Statue of Liberty's face on Elvis! Always thought it was supposed to be some bird or another Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I never realised they based the Statue of Liberty's face on Elvis! Always thought it was supposed to be some bird or another Elvis who wouldn't be born for another half century or so, you mean? Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Elvis who wouldn't be born for another half century or so, you mean? The very same. That's why I used an exclamation mark - I was somewhat stunned, I can tell you. Edit - look at the photos and I think you'll have to agree Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 The very same. That's why I used an exclamation mark - I was somewhat stunned, I can tell you. Edit - look at the photos and I think you'll have to agree I was looking at a picture of the assembly of the SoL a couple days back and thought the very same thing. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I was looking at a picture of the assembly of the SoL a couple days back and thought the very same thing. Thought you were trying to take the piss whilst achieving an epic fail The likeness is truly amazing - particularly seeing the 2 together like that - I wonder if the 2 photos were put together in that list on purpose? I have to say that the statue aged better than Mr Presley though. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Thought you were trying to take the piss whilst achieving an epic fail The likeness is truly amazing - particularly seeing the 2 together like that - I wonder if the 2 photos were put together in that list on purpose? I have to say that the statue aged better than Mr Presley though. Looked back in my browser history to see if I could find the site I was checking out, and for some reason Monday is missing... It goes "Browsing History: Sunday: "Browsing History: Fuck you" Browsing History "Tuesday" Never seen that before. Anyway, I found myself perusing some pretty amazing pictures, some of which I'll have to stick on here... and there in the middle of the list was the SoL... "Fuck me but that looks like Elvis" I thought. A couple of posts down someone has written, "Fuck me but that looks like Elvis". Link to comment
Henry Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I never realised they based the Statue of Liberty's face on Elvis! Always thought it was supposed to be some bird or another Cracking set of yams on Annette Kellerman though. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Looked back in my browser history to see if I could find the site I was checking out, and for some reason Monday is missing... It goes "Browsing History: Sunday: "Browsing History: Fuck you" Browsing History "Tuesday" Never seen that before. Hmmm. Suggests to me that you had a Bukkake day on Monday? Link to comment
dervish Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Tuesday was a bevy fueled debauched tour of the webs darkest corners too? Link to comment
dervish Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Couple of mine from God's failed attack on Wick. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 More evidence that god doesn't exist. If he did, he wouldn't fuck around. Make me god and straight away I'm sending fictional Japanese monster, Gojira... Anglicised to 'Godzilla'... to stomp the place flat. , Of course, being god I would make Godzilla a real thing. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 no flames Kelt? You're getting lazy Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 no flames Kelt? You're getting lazy Now with FIRE! 2 Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Those are more like the standards I expect. Link to comment
tainboy Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Couple of mine from God's failed attack on Wick. I have family there whom I've visited. I don't think "god" failed. Link to comment
dervish Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I have family there whom I've visited. I don't think "god" failed. You're tain the piss. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 First known photograph of people drinking beer... taken in Scotland. Communist being executed in Germany... giving no fucks at all. My favourite... Guy hanging by the neck... other guy thinks battering him with a picnic chair is somehow necessary at this point. Stonehenge before they fixed it some time in the 1800s Buran, The Soviet Space Shuttle. Built, never launched. Last known picture of Princess Di... that driver looks like he's in a bit of a panic. 2 Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 The guy with the chair is obviously into wrestling. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Beer drinkers- boy in the middle looks a right hun Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 And Harrison Ford is on the right. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Barry Robson just let some serious shit crystals loose going by the drivers coupon. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 And Harrison Ford is on the right. Pat Crerand on the left. Cunt Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment
Redstar Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Beer drinkers- boy in the middle looks a right hunIt's a young Archie Knox out for a couple with that man about town Craigie Brown...Dennis Law asking if either requires a blow job. Link to comment
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