Trivial Things That Make You Happy

[Big Man]

- Farting and then smelling it

 

- Drinking Tea

 

- Sneezing and then blowing my nose

 

- Stroking/rubbing my beard

 

- Going for a piss, pinching the tip of my foreskin and watching it fill up like a water balloon before letting go

 

- Cherry coke

 

- The last smoke of the day

 

Over to you...

[Big Man]

Sick fuck.

 

Inhibited prude.

[360]

Chestnut ale. I'm a bit of a beer expert, you see.

 

Also, I love a pint of Carling.

[Pudgie]

Arguments. Had one today about the huns. Complete stress relief if you get it all out and it's a proper shouting match.

[delta1red]

Stella Artois

 

:Party:

[granite sheep]

Not having a hangover after a night on the piss. Doesn't happen often, but bloody fantastic when it does.

[bonzodaddy73]

Checking your pockets to discover your 50 notes up for some reason after a night out.

[Foster14]

Checking your pockets to discover your 50 notes up for some reason after a night out.

 

Till you check your bank withdrawals and you find out you took out

[bonzodaddy73]

Till you check your bank withdrawals and you find out you took out

[360]

Del Boys attempts at French.

 

Chateauneuf Du Pape

[spamspamspam]

Chestnut ale. I'm a bit of a beer expert, you see.

 

Also, I love a pint of Carling.

 

Oxymoron.

[granite sheep]

The wake-up whisky in the pub before the game. Especially in winter.

[bonzodaddy73]

Being good mates with a pub owner who let's you in at 8 am for a reviver when spotting you stotting home...

[dervish]

Nice chilled wheat beer poured into a nice small glass bit by bit watching the latest breaking bad.