Favourite Football Shouts

[tainboy]

Over the years at games I've heard and said some crackers.

 

Best I've heard recently was at the county tattie match. " mulgrew, hope you left the window open for the bairn, it's roasting the day"

 

Or when county were at pittodrie" tokely, you're a fat piece of shit". He heard it too as walked away giving the finger rather covertly.

 

 

Nothing overly offensive but gets a good laugher a decent reaction. Let's see them

[The Boofon]

Over the years at games I've heard and said some crackers.

 

Best I've heard recently was at the county tattie match. " mulgrew, hope you left the window open for the bairn, it's roasting the day"

 

Or when county were at pittodrie" tokely, you're a fat piece of shit". He heard it too as walked away giving the finger rather covertly.

 

 

Nothing overly offensive but gets a good laugher a decent reaction. Let's see them

 

Tup informs me that during the Wick v BCK match the other week there was a shout about swapping photos during a commotion in the BCK dugout which given recent allegations about the old manager is very amusing.

[Mikeyboy1903]

In recent seasons...

 

David GoodWillie you no she said noooooooooooooooooooo ... You no she said noooooooo ... You no she said nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

At Tannadump was a cracking bounce as well.

 

 

In fact any bounce at that shithole of a city on either side of the road is fucking magic............

[deco_1985]

2 Paul Gascoignes at Ibrox. Great chant

[radiatorbleeder]

watchin the vancouver whitecaps play montreal impact, some cunt behind me stands up and shouts:

 

"Hey! Montreal Impact! You have no impact............... whatsoever!!"

 

then the amount of folk that then jumped up beltin shite like "You tell it man" and "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wooooooo"

 

black affronted

[robbo]

ill always be a fan of the simple "id rather be a brush than be a combe"

[carlos]

watchin the vancouver whitecaps play montreal impact, some cunt behind me stands up and shouts:

 

"Hey! Montreal Impact! You have no impact............... whatsoever!!"

 

then the amount of folk that then jumped up beltin shite like "You tell it man" and "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wooooooo"

 

black affronted

 

Haha that's a good een, my favourite shout is hurry up and lose so I can go home

[dazzy_deff]

Not a shout but the rape alarm at Tannadice for Goodwillie was genius.

[OddJob]

Not a shout but the rape alarm at Tannadice for Goodwillie was genius.

Brilliant

[ollie1903]

Deano's "is that yer girlfriend..........." shout had a few folk in stitches recently.

[MincePie]

Nothing particularly witty, but just remember when some guy stood up and screamed "MACKIE YOU FUCKING LETTUCE!"

 

Was hilarious at the time.

[Sheeptastic]

Favourite ever will be when we played Partick Thistle back in the day and Derek Whyte had just moved to them. Told this story a few times but as he tried to give instructions to his players someone screamed, "Shut it Whyte you're just shite!"

 

To be fair to Whyte, he turned around and laughed.

 

That Montreal Impact one is an absolute cracker.

[ferlaytio]

Many moons ago at Tannadump it was eerily silent during the match and someone shouted loud as feck, "Brewster.............your mum's a slag". This was when a young Brewster played for United. It was met with most of the Shed in hysterics.

[perthshirered]

I think if was Fred McCauley that recalled hearing at a Saints match

 

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Fuckin boooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

Only in Scotland would you need to support the word boo with a fuckin before it.

[perthshirered]

Or alternatively, i remember being at Pittodrie for a Hearts game in the 90's when Hearts had Hans Eskilsson playing for them

 

" Your just a hairy Swedish fanny, hairy Swedish fanny"

Quite amusing.

[rossafc92]

Not a shout but the rape alarm at Tannadice for Goodwillie was genius.

 

That was absolutely brilliant that night, almost made up for pumping we got off them.

 

Remember that night when Goodwillie took a poor touch, my mate just screamed "touch of a rapist, you've got the touch of a rapist!" Entire shed joined in, was superb.

[BrianFaePerth]

This is one thing where British football excels.

 

Over here the worst you will hear is the likes of "<Playername> is a pig", or the scandalous chant Brann fans had for Steffen Iversen which made national headlines "Son of an alkie".

 

 

Watching the United-Dundee game on Sunday and hearing Dundee fans shout "You dirty Arab bastard" brought a tear to the eye

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Remember in the dark days of Alex Miller. Not a shout but about 4.30 the guy in front of me said christ I wish I was handicapped. Hows that says his mate. Cos I'd be getting wheeled out about now. Black football humour at its finest.

 

Special mention at the cup tie last year Tommy Hately, yer a cunt son, yer a cunt's son. Funny and grammatically correct.

[Pudgie]

I seen on here an age ago that when Aluko was fouled (might not have been him but the player in question was black) someone stood up and shouted "foul, seven away."

 

A good old "heeeawwww" to a player of limited ability is also amusing.

[DePragueBeirut]

This one was aimed at Derek Young, think it was a home game against Motherwell a few years back.

 

The guy spitting rage just bursts out with: 'YOUNG...you have the IQ of a fuckin flip flop'

[Redstar]

"Nacho Novo...Fu*king Homo"...is a much missed favourite

[tup]

'Turn at shite inside oot Joe'.

 

Some gadgie in the South Stand to Joe Miller and a perplexed Graeme Le Saux in the first minute of a friendly versus Blackburn Rovers circa 1995.

[chaos_defrost]

Remember once sitting in the South Stand and we were losing. Diamond was having a shocker of a game and he fouled a player near the touch line so the ref runs over to book him (was never going to be more than a yellow) and some boy shouts 'fuckin' send him aff ref!'. What made it funny was that he wasn't shouting it for comedy effect he was just genuinely raging!

 

Also remember a Celtic game and someone shouting 'fuck off Samaras you ugly human being'.

 

Just two examples that I remember that were funny as fuck at the time.

[Dynamo]

"Fuck off referee, you're spoiling a shite game" A referee has a poor game, even by their low standards.

[tup]

'Ohhhhh shitey, shitey'

 

'Shitey, shitey, shitey, shitey Galloway'

 

 

Not George, but Mike

[Chappit Neeps]

I have 2 favourites;

 

When Mixu 'whatafarkinsigning' went to take a long throw, he went down the tunnel to get a longer run. My old boy (not a Mixu fan) stands up and roars "Quick! sumbdy shut the gate!!"

 

Another time Van Der Aark was coming on as a sub and from somewhere behind me I hears.."c'mon the tree!!" Random. Hilarious.

[GK55]

Was at Pittodrie a few seasons ago....

 

Some Dons, stands up and shouts "c'mon Aberdeen, run about and stuff' - STUFF?

[tup]

I remember when Theo signed for the huns, he came back to Pittodrie as sub goalkeeper and some kids at the front were calling him:

 

BO Smellders

 

Classic kids humour.

[ollie1903]

Remember once sitting in the South Stand and we were losing. Diamond was having a shocker of a game and he fouled a player near the touch line so the ref runs over to book him (was never going to be more than a yellow) and some boy shouts 'fuckin' send him aff ref!'. What made it funny was that he wasn't shouting it for comedy effect he was just genuinely raging!

 

Also remember a Celtic game and someone shouting 'fuck off Samaras you ugly human being'.

 

Just two examples that I remember that were funny as fuck at the time.

If you could try to narrow it down please.

[Liam]

Not offensive, but i remember a game down at Dens park a couple of years ago in a friendly. Was a shite game, and it was a silent spell, and the guy behind me stood up and belted out D U F F whats that spell DUFF! and sat back down. Everyone around us started pissing ourselves laughing at him. What made it even more funny was this was a good year and a bit after Stuart Duff had left us. Obviously a fan.