Redstar Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Just heard this being discussed on Talksport..."Craig Brown has turned to Joe Harper to solve his striking woes" was what was said...Harper in as Striking Coach?... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Just heard this being discussed on Talksport..."Craig Brown has turned to Joe Harper to solve his striking woes" was what was said...Harper in as Striking Coach?... It's in the Retard. Basically Harper has said to Brown that the strikers need to keep working hard in training. It's hardly a coaching role. Daily Retard Dons turn to Pittodrie legend Harper as Brown tries to improve goal tally ABERDEEN are creating so many chances Joe Harper would fancy sticking a few away even at the age of 64.Goal king Joe Harper bagged 205 goals in two spells at Aberdeen. CRAIG BROWN has turned to Pittodrie strike king Joe Harper in a bid to solve his side’s scoring problems. Saturday’s St Mirren stalemate was Aberdeen’s third goalless draw of the season at home and the Dons have now gone more than six-and-a-half hours without seeing the ball hit the back of the net at Pittodrie. The Dons last struck in the SPL in the 2-1 home defeat against Hibs on May 2. Aberdeen are creating so many chances Harper would fancy sticking a few away even at the age of 64. He bagged a record 205 goals across his two spells at Pittodrie and Brown said: “If there's someone who knows about scoring goals it’s Joe Harper. “Joe is the greatest goalscorer Aberdeen has seen but he told me that even he went through barren spells. “I didn’t believe him but he said he could go months at a time without scoring and said the only way to get back in the goals was to work even harder in training. “That is what we will do. It’s down to repetition and making it second nature. It’s about scoring without even having to think about it. Joe said sometimes even getting used to hearing the ball ripple in the back of the net can help. “It will just take a spark. I don’t think any unbiased observer could claim we didn’t deserve to beat St Mirren on Saturday. It was the same against Hearts and Ross County. “We’ve outplayed teams so far but haven’t got the results we deserve. “We were three inches away from going top of the league. Cammy Smith’s header hit the underside of the bar and if that had gone in we’d have been top going into the Sunday games. “So I’m not despondent, far from it. We’re not sitting here wondering where the next goal is going to come from. “We’re creating more chances than we’ve done for a very long time and it’s just a couple of things we need to change for it to make a big difference. “That’s what Joe Harper said – it can change in a split second. It’s good advice for the likes of Scott Vernon. He is working extremely hard but nothing has gone for him in the league games so far. “He had the ball in the net twice against St Johnstone and both were ruled out for offside. One of them was well onside and the other was borderline. “That’s how close it has been and I’ve no doubt he will score a lot of goals for us this season.” Brown believes the return of star signing Niall McGinn will also add bite to his toothless attack. The manager said: “McGinn should be back after the international break and he will give us a spark that maybe we’ve missed. “You would expect him to be in and around the penalty box supporting Vernon. “He is a quality player who will give us some more cutting edge up front.” Brown wants his side to find their shooting boots long before their League Cup third-round clash at Dunfermline at the end of the month.He said: “As seeds it’s probably one of the toughest sides we could have drawn at this stage. “It’s a very difficult tie but we are looking to progress.” Link to comment
RUL Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I thought harper bagged 199 goals? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I thought harper bagged 199 goals? Is there not some dispute about Drybrough Cup games? Link to comment
RUL Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Is there not some dispute about Drybrough Cup games? That rings a bell, was that settled in harpers favour, presumably? I kinda liked the 199 Link to comment
Redstar Posted September 4, 2012 Author Share Posted September 4, 2012 That rings a bell, was that settled in harpers favour, presumably? I kinda liked the 199If things don't improve he might get the chance to get to 205...Drybrough Cup or not! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 If things don't improve he might get the chance to get to 205...Drybrough Cup or not! Why? Link to comment
Redstar Posted September 4, 2012 Author Share Posted September 4, 2012 Why?Strike partner for Vernon Link to comment
MichtyMeMin Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Is there not some dispute about Drybrough Cup games? There shouldn't be, Joe is a legend and deserves his 200. I'm sure he could teach our current strikers a thing or two about movement in the box and being in the right place at the right time. I think that Vernon just needs a break and the goals will come for him. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 maybe vernon should have a wee livener before who goes on the pitch, it'll give him a bit of "i'm the man" he needs. just a wee snort mind, whisky should be fine. Link to comment
OddJob Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 And I was 9 inches away from giving the wife 12 inches of cock last night. Jesus fucking fuck. Post of the day for sure Link to comment
wee jock poo-pong mcplop Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 And I was 9 inches away from giving the wife 12 inches of cock last night. Did you shag her twice? Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 So basically all we take from this is that Talksport get all their Scottish Football news and exclusives from the Daily Retard? Sounds about right for an utterly shit radio station. Link to comment
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