Happy Birthday

[Tommy]

To nae cunt.

[ollie1903]

My thoughts are with you at this time

[tup]

Agreed.

 

I'd extend it to the whole year.

 

If it's your birthday - fuck you!

 

I hope you get fuck all and have a shit day.

 

If you're looking for platitudes, fuckoff to Facebook where the uber-feel will indulge you.

[looksgoodinred]

To nae cunt.

 

i'd bet big money it's somebody's birthday, somewhere.

so happy birthday to someone!

[Ando]

To nae cunt.

 

He's a good lad is nae cunt. Happy birthday min

[tup]

I hate wishing folk 'happy' anything.

[Bluto10]

I hate wishing folk 'happy' anything.

 

i bet in real life youre like office colin from the fast show

[Ando]

i bet in real life youre like office colin from the fast show

 

No doubt tup is a right Colin Hunt

[tup]

i bet in real life youre like office colin from the fast show

 

No idea who that is.

 

In real life, I'm exactly the same.

 

Oh 'happy birthday, happy anniversary, many happy returns, happy this, that and the fucking next'.

 

When I hear the song 'Shiny, Happy People' by REM, I feel the urge to kill someone, particularly students. It's up there with 'Love Shack'.

 

Disastrous, and probably has murderous subliminal undertones if my reaction is any gauge.

 

I hate forced happiness.

[The Boofon]

 

 

When I hear the song 'Shiny, Happy People' by REM, I feel the urge to kill someone,

 

I think the whole world feels like that.

 

Terrible band.

[tup]

So up themselves too, anal.

 

Actually, now that I think about it, I'm quite surprised you don't like them.

[tup]

I hope you're joking.

 

The likes of that garbage and Shania Twain 'Man! I feel like a woman!' etc.

 

These 'tunes' contain subliminal frequencies designed to torture folk of Arabic creed.

 

Stick them in a shipping container with thon at full blast on repeat for 24 hours solid and their arses chap like open stable doors in a force nine.

 

Better than water boarding.

[Bluto10]

Agree on Shania Twain but B52's produced a couple of classics.

 

What the fuck can you possibly have against students? I came across this attitude all the time as I pulled pints in the Star & Garter and Bells to get myself through uni, and always from sad old men who were thick as fuck and who never made the average wage cos they were so fucking bitter and useless.

 

settle rocket. thats affa close to tups bone.

 

still, he is a mean football forum poster.

[tup]

Agree on Shania Twain but B52's produced a couple of classics.

 

What the fuck can you possibly have against students? I came across this attitude all the time as I pulled pints in the Star & Garter and Bells to get myself through uni, and always from sad old men who were thick as fuck and who never made the average wage cos they were so fucking bitter and useless.

 

I hated students even when I was a student.

 

It's simply the fact that they exist that I have a problem with.

 

Bunch of fucking do-gooders.

[Bluto10]

I hated students even when I was a student.

 

It's simply the fact that they exist that I have a problem with.

 

Bunch of fucking do-gooders.

 

 

scotvec module in basket weaving, aye?