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[The Boofon]

Fuck sake.

 

Terry Nutkins broon breed.

 

He lost a finger when it was bitten off by an otter.

 

Not many men in the world can say that. A true legend.

 

Sad day today after hearing this news.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Poor Terry

 

That's put a dampener on my weekend plans.

 

[Henry]

 

 

He lost a finger when it was bitten off by an otter.

 

Not many men in the world can say that. A true legend.

 

 

 

Water disaster.

 

I'm going to have to have a lie down on the couch after hearing this. Maybe even take to the bevy.

 

Definitely a paws for thought moment, this.

 

 

 

[Jigot]

Fuck sake.

 

Terry Nutkins broon breed.

 

He lost a finger when it was bitten off by an otter.

 

Not many men in the world can say that. A true legend.

 

Sad day today after hearing this news.

Was it during the filming of "Ring of Brightwater"?

[Ke1t]

Seemed a fine enough lad, with his unnatural love of all things animally, and a good foil for the overtly homosexual Johnny Morris O.B.E... "Ooooh, I'm a giraffe, look at my giant cock." and "Shut that door, missus, I'm a lion." and his please and thank you, and I think you'll find that's MY Sunday Post.

 

Young Kelt's PredRadar would go batshit mental any time those two were on the telly together on Animal Magic, though.

 

"TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" Little Kelt would scream, as though fucking Deviant Poltergeists were going to come flying out the telly, haul his Scooby Doo Underoos down, and give him a vigourous molesting right there in the perceived safety of his own living room.

 

Never could come to terms with Nutkin's Bald-On-Top-And-Long-Everywhere-Else hairdo.

 

It sent mixed messages...

 

I'll sleep easier tonight, though.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Surely Michaela Strachan softened the blow though?

[muttondressedaslamb]

Surely Michaela Strachan softened the blow though?

[The Boofon]

Was it during the filming of "Ring of Brightwater"?

 

 

Haha. I thought I was the only person in the world who knew about that film.

 

It's as savage a killing as I think I've ever seen.

 

Absolutely no need for it.

[Ke1t]

Surely Michaela Strachan softened the blow though?

 

The fappings I did to that hamster-faced, overly-peppy bint would be legendary if I were to detail them.

 

Would you like me to detail them?

 

You would, but I won't. We'll save that for later.

 

You might remember a hand cream shortage in Aberdeen circa 1988, is all I'm saying.

[daytripping]

I'm not surprised he climbed the fence to get into London Zoo, I was there a fortnight ago, it was a rip off!

 

Nice man, RIP.

[Ke1t]

Just Googled her, since it's been a while since me and Michaela had a get-together...

 

Jesus, she looks like Cheeky fae Cheeky.

 

 

 

Still... I regret nothing.

[bonzodaddy73]

Just Googled her, since it's been a while since me and Michaela had a get-together...

 

Jesus, she looks like Cheeky fae Cheeky.

 

 

 

Still... I regret nothing.

I could still knock one out for her. Those Hitman and Her memories will never fade...

[The Boofon]

I could still knock one out for her. Those Hitman and Her memories will never fade...

 

 

She was immense in that.

 

Pete Waterman saying "Go on kid give it some" had a whole different meaning.

[muttondressedaslamb]

She must have been really young when she did that. And Pete was the dirty old man

[The Boofon]

Anyway show some respect. This is the Terry Nutkins thread.

 

RIP Tezza.

 

Met him once. A bid strange but not half as strange as Bill Oddie.

[Jigot]

Haha. I thought I was the only person in the world who knew about that film.

 

It's as savage a killing as I think I've ever seen.

 

Absolutely no need for it.

 

Aye Boof,the mental scars are still not healing.I was sat in the cheap seats watching that bastard.

[Ke1t]

Anyway show some respect. This is the Terry Nutkins thread.

 

RIP Tezza.

 

Met him once. A bid strange but not half as strange as Bill Oddie.

 

I wonder if they were as strange as Booger aff Revenge of the Nerds?

 

Not that he was all that strange, but since we're now namedropping

 

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[The Boofon]

I wonder if they were as strange as Booger aff Revenge of the Nerds?

 

Not that he was all that strange, but since we're now namedropping

 

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I'll win on the name dropping so don't take up that challenge.

 

EDIT:

 

Buzz Aldrin as a starter for 10.

 

Colonel Gaddafi as a bonus point.

 

Top that.

[The Boofon]

I have a number of issues with Nutkins, a man I have never heard of in his lifetime and who's death therefore fails to register with me emotionally.

 

Firstly, his surname must have been made up by Beatrix Potter. His enthusiasm for his craft took him to the deed poll I reckon.

 

Secondly, with his head having met with a large vice at some point, his unusual elongation isn't very attractive.

 

So why the fuck did he grow his hair in a ridiculous fashion to bring attention to it? Fruit.

 

Oh aye, and his wife is unshaggable. There are very few unshaggables in rocket's book but that is definitely one.

 

The bit in bold renders anything you have to say on this subject worthless.

 

He is and always will be an animal kingdom legend. Show some respect.

[Ke1t]

I'll win on the name dropping so don't take up that challenge.

 

EDIT:

 

Buzz Aldrin as a starter for 10.

 

Colonel Gaddafi as a bonus point.

 

Top that.

 

Pffft... I was told to "Fuck off" by Wille Miller at Goals.

 

Top THAT!

[muttondressedaslamb]

I'll win on the name dropping so don't take up that challenge.

 

EDIT:

 

Buzz Aldrin as a starter for 10.

 

Colonel Gaddafi as a bonus point.

 

Top that.

 

Raul Castro

Che Guevara's daughter Aleida

Slobodan Milosevic

Jermaine Jackson

Ban Ki Moon

[Ke1t]

Raul Castro

Che Guevara's daughter Aleida

Slobodan Milosevic

Jermaine Jackson

Ban Ki Moon

 

I sincerely hope you subjected her to a booting to the ladyparts.

[The Boofon]

Raul Castro

Che Guevara's daughter Aleida

Slobodan Milosevic

Jermaine Jackson

Ban Ki Moon

 

All pale imitations of the main stars. I prefer the real deals.

 

Had a meal with Jessica Simpson, chewed the fat with Dougray Scott and Emma Thomson in Heathrow and told Victor Meldrew that "I don't believe it"

[Jigot]

I'll win on the name dropping so don't take up that challenge.

 

EDIT:

 

Buzz Aldrin as a starter for 10.

 

Colonel Gaddafi as a bonus point.

 

Top that.

 

God talks to me on an almost daily basis.

[The Boofon]

Pffft... I was told to "Fuck off" by Wille Miller at Goals.

 

Top THAT!

 

 

God talks to me on an almost daily basis.

 

Looks like Kelt beat you to that one Jigot.

[Jigot]

Looks like Kelt beat you to that one Jigot.

[ollie1903]

I'll win on the name dropping so don't take up that challenge.

 

EDIT:

 

Buzz Aldrin as a starter for 10.

 

Colonel Gaddafi as a bonus point.

 

Top that.

Where do I fucking start!

[The Boofon]

Where do I fucking start!

 

 

It's famous folk nae Highland League has beens.

 

Just stay in the changing rooms having a sly peek as usual Ollie.

[muttondressedaslamb]

All pale imitations of the main stars. I prefer the real deals.

 

Had a meal with Jessica Simpson, chewed the fat with Dougray Scott and Emma Thomson in Heathrow and told Victor Meldrew that "I don't believe it"

 

I prefer war criminals and the likes.

Radavan Karadic

Arkan

Kofi Annan

 

And heaps of other politicians. Tommy Sheridan was the best. Although I wanted it to be George Galloway but he was moody. Was chewing the fat with Brian Taylor, BBC Political Editor the other day. Fat cunt that he is.

 

Fuck your celebrities!

[The Boofon]

I prefer war criminals and the likes.

Radavan Karadic

Arkan

Kofi Annan

 

And heaps of other politicians. Tommy Sheridan was the best. Although I wanted it to be George Galloway but he was moody. Was chewing the fat with Brian Taylor, BBC Political Editor the other day. Fat cunt that he is.

 

Fuck your celebrities!

 

 

Colonel Gaddafi I would safely say falls into the war criminal pot as opposed to the celebrity one.

 

You've never met Terry Nutkins. I have.

 

I win.